Richy Craven
@richycraven.bsky.social
Imma marry her next week.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Imma marry her next week.
Shell asked if I would take a photo of us in facemasks so I am posting this one where she looks legitimately deranged.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Shell asked if I would take a photo of us in facemasks so I am posting this one where she looks legitimately deranged.
They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They've Torment Nexuses the "what if your mum ran on batteries" tweet.
"Get up Richy, I need you to take my make-up off."
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Get up Richy, I need you to take my make-up off."
I found pictorial evidence of the night. I believe I'm losing like this because someone said I was dressed like I was trying to camouflage myself as the couch.
I forgot about the brown runners.
In fairness, she was bang on
I forgot about the brown runners.
In fairness, she was bang on
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I found pictorial evidence of the night. I believe I'm losing like this because someone said I was dressed like I was trying to camouflage myself as the couch.
I forgot about the brown runners.
In fairness, she was bang on
I forgot about the brown runners.
In fairness, she was bang on
Michael D. Higgins was this image's Wario
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Michael D. Higgins was this image's Wario
Sitting on the couch beside her like:
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Sitting on the couch beside her like:
When we started saving for the wedding, instead of creating a new Revolut vault, we just renamed one that we had set up to save for the World Cup but we never changed the picture so our wedding vault says "Wedding 💍🥂❣️" with a picture of Andrew Porter.
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When we started saving for the wedding, instead of creating a new Revolut vault, we just renamed one that we had set up to save for the World Cup but we never changed the picture so our wedding vault says "Wedding 💍🥂❣️" with a picture of Andrew Porter.
I feel like this post.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I feel like this post.
"No, Richy. Tell me more about how difficult it is for you to multi-task."
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"No, Richy. Tell me more about how difficult it is for you to multi-task."
No, Rio. You have a nice little sleep there. I bet you had a rough Monday.
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No, Rio. You have a nice little sleep there. I bet you had a rough Monday.
I really want one but there is a genuine fear that I would look like Alan Partridge in Nomad wearing one
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I really want one but there is a genuine fear that I would look like Alan Partridge in Nomad wearing one
Imagine being such a family of melts that a national paper issues a guide to dealing with you where the advice is similar to that of if you encounter a bear while hiking.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Imagine being such a family of melts that a national paper issues a guide to dealing with you where the advice is similar to that of if you encounter a bear while hiking.
Wait until they hear about this sick sonofabitch
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Wait until they hear about this sick sonofabitch
Does anyone else remember reading Of Mice and Men in school and then gradually going to yourself "Is *this* what that Looney Tunes abominable snowman cartoon I watched as a child was referencing?"
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Does anyone else remember reading Of Mice and Men in school and then gradually going to yourself "Is *this* what that Looney Tunes abominable snowman cartoon I watched as a child was referencing?"
We went clay pigeon shooting as part of my stag on Sat and I don't think I could currently feel worse off if I'd accidentally walked in front of the one of the shotguns as it went off
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We went clay pigeon shooting as part of my stag on Sat and I don't think I could currently feel worse off if I'd accidentally walked in front of the one of the shotguns as it went off
Seeing a lot of perfect Simpsons moments posts.
This is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Seeing a lot of perfect Simpsons moments posts.
This is my favorite.
This is my favorite.
"If I were president, I'd abolish the triple lock and increase military spending" by Jim Gavin, aged 54.
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"If I were president, I'd abolish the triple lock and increase military spending" by Jim Gavin, aged 54.
Have we considered that Trump is building a new ballroom so that he has somewhere to store his illegally retained, confidential files?
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Have we considered that Trump is building a new ballroom so that he has somewhere to store his illegally retained, confidential files?
Solid work everybody
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Solid work everybody
How an email sent at 4.59pm.on a Friday finds me.
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
How an email sent at 4.59pm.on a Friday finds me.