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Richie Ryan
@richieryan.bsky.social
I take pictures of toilets.

Occasional writer of scifi and specfic.

Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade.

Also I take pictures of toilets.
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Hey shoutout to Zoroastrianism for not getting all salty about how *you* used to be top dog.
There is a universe where this is the plot of an afterschool special about peer pressure.
People are really missing out on putting a little bit of coffee in your tea.
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I got a pair of pokin' boots with a +2 for charm so I'm feeling pretty good about this.
@audconnelly.bsky.social can’t decide if this is Owen/Wesley or Kenzie/Owen
December 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Ok so didn't happen on my birthday but that's ok I'm not mad or even disappointed I'm just stating facts. There's still plenty of other birthdays to go this year.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My birth time is in 12 mins so if y’all wanna manifest it for my birthday that would be the perfect moment.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's my birthday tomorrow and if the thing happens well that'll put a something on it for sure
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"People giving you shit? Pop 'em one of these for your ol' pal Luigi."
this man’s not doing a single second over time served are you kidding me
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Is this email a HIPAA violation?

Yes NO
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I know none of these and All The Songs You Need to Know could be the name of an actual band for all I know.
Looking for the week’s best new music? Check out our Songs You Need to Know playlist.
Ice Spice, Tokischa, Lil Baby, and All the Songs You Need to Know This Week
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December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Okay, here's the plan:

We make a TV show called "Girl Scout Cookies." So when ever people wanna find out when girl scout cookies season starts, they'll get results for the show!

This will anger everyone so you know it's a good idea.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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@realmsunknown.bsky.social subgenre deep dive this week will be “fictional non-fiction”.

Think reference books for fictional science, manuals for technology that doesn’t exist, bestiaries for dragons, Dinotopia, A Passion For Passion.

Tell me your favourite fictional non-fiction!
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate."
(trans.) "Abandon all hope ye who enter here."

Written on the gate to hell in Dante's Inferno. I minored in Italian and the head of the department had it on a sign of his office door.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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What do you all like better: Mergers or acquisitions? Me, I just can’t choose!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ernie Hudson looks like he’d smile kindly as you ramble on about something please don’t ruin this dream for me
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Instead of relying on wealthy donors, congressional candidate @katmabu.bsky.social is using a Twitch stream to raise money – and fight a federal indictment

aftermath.site/kat-abughaza...
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I'm sure my followers know this, but I'll say it just in case it breaks containment.

When the topic is disability; listen to disabled people.

Trans rights? Listen to trans people.

Racism/ xenophobia? Listen to BIPOC.

Women's issue? Listen to women.

Marginalised people KNOW what's best for US.
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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50 days
*stares in Adelita Grijalva*
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What do you think about a podcast where I play John Cage's 4'33" on various instruments? I would make a paid version with video so you can know it's legit.
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hey gang just a reminder to keep your mic muted unless you're presenting. Thanks!
Drank so much coffee this morning, my dick went into stealth mode.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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You awake to find yourself in a dark room. Do you...

A) look for a shopkeeper selling quests

B) seek a mysterious stranger giving away maps

C) Listen to Realms Unknown!

Yeah, that's right, this week's episode features @joznorris.bsky.social and choose your own adventures!

tinyurl.com/JozRealm
tinyurl.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Feeling cute, might slide into some random posts and incorrectly correct you’re with your later.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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The best present for a writer this Xmas is the gift of feeling nourished & positive about writing! I'm running a writing reboot in the doldrums of the year - join to set someone you love (or you!) up with good writing habits in the new year.

🎩 https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-year-reboot-144068531
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM