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Richie Ryan
@richieryan.bsky.social
I take pictures of toilets.

Occasional writer of scifi and specfic.

Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade.

Also I take pictures of toilets.
It really speaks to how little they respect customers to think we ever legit found it fancy
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
With glow in the dark body paint so you know he’s still cool dammit
December 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh there’s a whole long thread with him. This is just the start.
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
His profile pic is so adorably edgelord too.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yeah I was thinking about the Roman Empire before it was a whole thing.

Browsing their bios is what I do instead of doomscrolling at night.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who’s the tiny bust of? Probably Domitian or some bullshit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
At the end you learn his true name was Duanya Labingi or some shit
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Olivia Nuzzi? I thought her name was EEEEEEEEEEEEE
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ok but it’s upside down so that means the opposite right?

“Upside down bitch then.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jr had the audacity to wear a jersey to a football game.
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They peaked in 2006 when they made everyone who ever used a computer Person of the Year.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I've given the finger to cybertrucks en route to my volunteer activities, so I don't know what she's on about. But the tone of this sounds like she's at the perfect level of valium and edible so good on her I guess.

Also the fact she calls them "gas toys" really makes me cringe.
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I always make sure to start those with "story idea" or "X-keyword" from a story. But like most of my notes are undeleted text I screenshotted for establishing toilet provenance in the preceding photo.

I take pictures of toilets, you see.

I have almost 2200!
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I mean there is a parallel. I can totally see kids loving this then as adults a lady is like "this tastes like shit now" but her brother who is more pure of heart or whatever, he never stopped loving it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Thank you!
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I would love to lock this chester in a room with Cormac McCarthy and a can of sardines.
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I mean I know *why*
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dang that’s another good band name
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s still my birthday for another 10 hours
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM