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Rhett Tougeaux
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Wit. And sass. Never cruel. Unless you got it coming LOL. My heart hurts when i consider what our delicate world is about to become.
It could only be more perfect if he drops dead right after he says "good bye everybody"
This could be the cold open for the next SNL. 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Every time he leans forward, he bears a likeness to a famous bell ringer from Notre Dame
Every woman needs to see this ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
She despises his every breath
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Petey should drink up while he can, because it's all going away for him
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Netanyahu has formally requested a pardon from President Isaac Herzog.

In a statement he said: “The security and political reality and the national interest require the immediate termination of the trial.”

The aim of the carnage all along,
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Stop Trump from making Venezuela his Ukraine.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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[Clap clap]
"Summon the Royal Embalmer!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"Madam Ambassador! Madam Ambassador! Do you find yourself consuming less cocaine now that you're no longer shtupping the President's son?"
Interesting attire for a US Ambassador at a formal occasion.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Without the wig, it's just pickled monkey
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there

PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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At some point in the future, Witkoff should be prosecuted for this.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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They want to shift your attention with the DC shooting, from these topics:

- Epstein files coverup
- White House secretly colluding with Russians
- Kushner and Witkoff likely committed espionage
- failing economy
- failed soy trade deal with China
- Trump health down hill
- Hegseth murders
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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"Beware of any Christian movement that acts as though the world is full of enemies to be destroyed rather than full of neighbors to be loved.

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath, but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion."
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Trump betrayed Ukraine, secretly colluded with Russians against Europe, and has a secret line with the Kremlin outside of official overview, hidden from everyone including US spy / national security agencies. These are the reddest of flags. A spy sits at the White House.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.

If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Rahmanulla Lakanwal is the National Guard shooting suspect.

Interesting that there were 36 searches for his exact name.

4 hours before the shooting.

I bet Stephen Miller knows why.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Where are the nazi punchers?
Texas Republican candidate, Valentina Gomez, is now going to queer friendly or non traditional churches to disrupt them in the middle of services.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It gets him hard believing he's in charge of a human slaughterhouse
Survivors on ‘narco boat’ targeted by Trump order were blown apart after Hegseth verbal command to ‘kill everybody’

More than 80 people killed in campaign that law-of-war experts have labeled extrajudicial murder
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Pete Hegseth’s order to ‘kill everybody’ included alleged drug boat survivors: report
More than 80 people killed in campaign that law-of-war experts have labeled extrajudicial murder
www.independent.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If I remember Mr Auburn's 10th grade Psychology course, that slam is called displacement.
Q: You said this suspect was flown in under the Biden admin. But was he granted asylum under your administration?

TRUMP: Uh, when it comes to asylum, when they're flown in, it's very hard to get them out no matter how you want to do it. But we're gonna be getting them all out now. *slams table*
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Trump is the Russian asset!
TRUMP IS KRASNOV

PUTIN BOUGHT PERPETUALLY BANKRUPT TRUMP OVER 40 YEARS AGO

STOP GLOBAL GENOCIDE
🚨Ukrainian Media Just EXPOSED Trump's New Peace Plan, He's LIVID
YouTube video by Occupy Democrats
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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The poetry and illustrations of
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November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Is he able to tell when he needs his diaper changed?
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM