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ah, yes... time to unload my thoughts into the void
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The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.
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personally I don't run my desires or convictions by Gallup, wouldn't recommend it either
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
personally I don't run my desires or convictions by Gallup, wouldn't recommend it either
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‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
August 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
‘The people we have been starving were already quite ill’ is an admission of guilt not a defense.
who cares they're all candy let's just appreciate what we got
July 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
who cares they're all candy let's just appreciate what we got
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I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, I’m not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.
July 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just left the Everglades Immigrant Interment Camp. No, I’m not using their ridiculous name. It was a very tough to witness humans in those cages. Every Floridian should be ashamed that our taxpayer money is being used for this.
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leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular
Blind Squirrel Finds Nut
He outlined plans to overhaul the U.S. nuclear regulator, fast-track licenses for new projects, boost domestic fuel supplies and use federal lands for reactors for the military or large data centers for artificial intelligence
‘It’s Time for Nuclear’ to Meet Growing U.S. Power Needs, Trump Declares
The administration expects nuclear reactors to be tested and deployed within the president’s term.
www.wsj.com
May 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Blind Squirrel Finds Nut
i couldn't have been the martian, i'd've just eaten all the potatoes and died
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
i couldn't have been the martian, i'd've just eaten all the potatoes and died
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serious answer is that in a one party state ambitious people who in another world might have taken a different path to power join the dominant party because that’s the only way to hold office, so you get people with awful views who are good at playing the insider game
What is it with "safe" blue states and producing utterly spineless and/or annoying politicians anyway?
my kingdom for a california senator that doesn't suck shit
May 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
serious answer is that in a one party state ambitious people who in another world might have taken a different path to power join the dominant party because that’s the only way to hold office, so you get people with awful views who are good at playing the insider game
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code
May 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code
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AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
May 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
i'm like the steph curry of making jokes
April 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i'm like the steph curry of making jokes
apparently muscle twitches are a sign of stree
April 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
apparently muscle twitches are a sign of stree
A GLP-1 company called weight weight don’t tell me, is this anything
April 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A GLP-1 company called weight weight don’t tell me, is this anything
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Alito wants to maintain his signature indignant tone, but it sounds insane because all he has are procedural complaints when the other side of this is Trump shipping people to a foreign gulag
April 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Alito wants to maintain his signature indignant tone, but it sounds insane because all he has are procedural complaints when the other side of this is Trump shipping people to a foreign gulag
why blow your nose when you're just gonna have to do it again
April 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
why blow your nose when you're just gonna have to do it again
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NYT editors: “this time around, liberal opposition feels muted”
bill kristol for some reason: “the days of reckoning approach on heavy feet. the blade of retribution yearns to sing, awash in the blood of tyrants.”
bill kristol for some reason: “the days of reckoning approach on heavy feet. the blade of retribution yearns to sing, awash in the blood of tyrants.”
April 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NYT editors: “this time around, liberal opposition feels muted”
bill kristol for some reason: “the days of reckoning approach on heavy feet. the blade of retribution yearns to sing, awash in the blood of tyrants.”
bill kristol for some reason: “the days of reckoning approach on heavy feet. the blade of retribution yearns to sing, awash in the blood of tyrants.”
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Others will beat me to a write-up on this, but getting seven votes for this order on this procedural posture is nothing short of extraordinary. This particular litigation didn’t exist eight hours ago.
April 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Others will beat me to a write-up on this, but getting seven votes for this order on this procedural posture is nothing short of extraordinary. This particular litigation didn’t exist eight hours ago.
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One cannot defeat Air Bud by playing fairly. He is a dog, the ultimate athlete. No human can match his basketball skills. In the movie, the only thing that stopped Air Bud is when the opposing team bent the rules even further and recruited a grizzly bear
April 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One cannot defeat Air Bud by playing fairly. He is a dog, the ultimate athlete. No human can match his basketball skills. In the movie, the only thing that stopped Air Bud is when the opposing team bent the rules even further and recruited a grizzly bear
damn dr. greene can't catch a break
April 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
damn dr. greene can't catch a break
if the world is going to end in fascism, can we at least get some wild weird drugs for free like in brave new world. my vote is for one that lets you control your dreams
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if the world is going to end in fascism, can we at least get some wild weird drugs for free like in brave new world. my vote is for one that lets you control your dreams
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I bet reanimated skeleton warriors don't have to wake up tomorrow and spend all day on the computer
May 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I bet reanimated skeleton warriors don't have to wake up tomorrow and spend all day on the computer
i can't not retweet some version of "it seems like you're feeding X to Y"
April 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i can't not retweet some version of "it seems like you're feeding X to Y"