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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
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I have come to break the oak. To shatter the brittle tree. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Would you just LOOK at these two???
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Keep the X in Xmas
December 4, 2023 at 4:37 PM
A cat got a tinsel bird :-(
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Saw an advert for some ai bollocks that was like “use ai to tell you which episodes of stranger things you don’t have to watch” and I would like to invite the arachnids from starship troopers to come and put us out of our fucking misery
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I could never be in the army because I wouldn’t be able to stand up quickly enough when an officer entered the room
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I once received as a gift a tiny little plunger for sticking to the back of your phone as a temporary stand and I thought it would be amusing to stick it to my forehead and I gave myself a forehead hickey.
March 6, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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The boys and I were discussing a Warhammer deathmatch scenario between a Titan, a baneblade, two custodes and 500,000 gretchin and so I’m very pleased to announce Master of Ordnance Johnny Gomez and Officer of the Fleet Nick Diamond.
April 11, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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Pointless Tesla robot: “my program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company”

Tesla board member: Elon you’re fired

Robot: Thank you (it falls over and catches on fire)
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Sonic is a revolutionary who goes around freeing small animals from literal bondage within a military industrial context, and aims to overthrow a dictator

Mario serves monarchy and its interests while plundering natural resources and exterminating plants and animals in order to protect a status quo
December 31, 2024 at 1:43 AM
He’s cleaning up the department, he’s cleaning up the church and he’s cleaning up the whole damn Vatican.

This summer, Pope Leo XIV is…

INFALLIBLE
Rated XVIII
"No more Pope Innocent"
November 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Only 10% of the time. Efforts must be fucking doubled. Trebled. Whatever the one for seven is.
@redjolt.bsky.social has swears! They've used 733 profanities in their last 6,959 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (179 times)
🥈 "fuck" (117 times)
🥉 "hell" (78 times)
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I was in a Tom Stoppard play once
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Very telling that executives are habitually using the random wrong answer generator and nobody has noticed a decline in the quality of their work
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New book! With great big thanks to @tadethompson.bsky.social and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social!
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think I read about this; this was where they had a plan to have missiles on TELs constantly driving around between hardened shelters so that even with satellites, the enemy would never be able to keep track of where the actual weapons were, which I believe is the 3 card monte strategy.
"MX Missile," slide 13 of 29 [gallery]
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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And I said what about
Weekend at Bernies
She said I think I remember the film
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it
When they made the dead guy move around with strings
February 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I read an incredibly miserable article once about how these don’t exist and like first of all it’s a funicular it’s not that complicated and second sure they don’t in the same way that the US military doesn’t have satellites that can read a newspaper over your shoulder from high earth orbit.
Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
June 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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What I find kind of morbidly fascinating about microsoft and its weird enthusiasm for forcing AI into everything is that ultimately what’s happened is they saw us interact with and hate clippy the microsoft office assistant and said “I bet people would love it if it was wrong all the time though.”
August 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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A lot of people are asking questions a about acab already answered by the letter a
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
lol I am NOT VERY WELL I sound like Captain Hollister from that one episode of red dwarf
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM