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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo
@redjolt.bsky.social
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I have come to break the oak. To shatter the brittle tree. (he/him) 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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(They did cobranding with the RLSS and Baywatch to market Ecco the Dolphin and also I guess teach some kids cpr)
A certificate from the RLSS Rookie lifesaving course, sponsored by Sega. This one’s for emergency response and has a picture of a guy chatting up a dolphin on it
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I was in a Tom Stoppard play once
A very young, beardless me in a trenchcoat doing a thespian pose in a theatre while performing the role of Inspector Hound (or is he) in The Real Inspector Hound by Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Yeah it did this and then wouldn’t let me proceed without sharing the link to an app I don’t have 🤷‍♂️
An NGL screenshot where it’s blurred out and held hostage
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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New book! With great big thanks to @tadethompson.bsky.social and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social!
A copy of Ring the Hill by Tom Cox
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Davey brought Maggie a biscuit from craft club
Baby Maggie in her pram, wearing a pink hat and eating a biscuit in a most delighted way
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
A horrible, horrible hedgehog cake from a Saturday Night Live sketch. It has false teeth and is just upsetting in a really broad sense
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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BBC News: “Archaeologists make ‘extraordinary discovery’ in Orkney- but won’t say what it is” Liev Schreiber standing in front of a monitor showing a sonar image of a crashed spaceship under the sea from Sphere (1998)
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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BBC News: “Archaeologists make ‘extraordinary discovery’ in Orkney- but won’t say what it is” A hologram depicting the buried pyramid or whatever from alien versus predator
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Lmfao come on show the man some respect. “Why don’t you stand there son and pretend to be the other nutcracker?”
A screenshot from a bbc news article about a stolen Christmas decoration. On one side of the picture is a nutcracker solder style statue, and on the left, where his twin should be, stands Paul Paxton, manager of the shop the statue was stolen from, holding what appears to be a mop handle, emulating the posture of the stolen statue
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Distracted boyfriend meme where the girlfriend is the captain of the football team from mystery date, the boyfriend is Homer and the distracting woman is the dud
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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What I’m wearing to bluesky rehab
Sting as Feyd Rautha in his plastic underpants
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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DJ Popái
The picture of the pope holding a microphone but now with a balaclava in the colours of the bratach na hÉireann, like what DJ Provái off of Kneecap would wear
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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“I’m a H, double-O D/
Low-life scum/
That’s what they say about me”
The Pope doing singing
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The poster for that the Iron Lady movie where Meryl Streep played that horrible politician
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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My mum’s going to make me some gloves for Christmas and I have to measure my hands. She’s just sent me a picture of where I need to measure and good lord this confused me briefly.
A hand pointing at another hand, but the skin tone of one hand is very different to that of the other (because the hand pointing belongs to my mum’s friend, while the hand being pointed at is my mum’s)
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A movie that takes place where you are from:
A scene from This Sporting Life (1963). Frank Machin (Richard Harris) surveys the field of play during a game of rugby
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Would you just look at this beautiful poorly little girl
Baby Maggie, asleep on my chest
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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A bare tree branch partially illuminated by a projector against a clouded sky
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Brian Butterfield in his American outfit but the caption says “Americunt”
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This guy is coated with Vallejo Matt varnish and as yet has not capitulated to the water in which he lives!
A little deep sea diver in a jar full of water and stones and some moss
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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lol comma lmfao
Screenshot from the squidward note thing that says “stop overthinking you mf”
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Don Vittorio shakes Krusty the Klown’s hand and says “Grazie, grazie, you have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.” Legs intervenes: “No, Don Vittorio. You’re not…” “Yes, I am. I know it, I am.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Hooray!
Kneecap’s album Fine Art (2024) on vinyl, in my hand.
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Look at this absolute bounder.
An olden days metal warhammer 40,000 chaos space marine lord, painted to be sort of iron warriorsy and mounted on a scenic base (it’s a gear from a lawnmower engine)
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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George C Scott in Man Getting Hit By Football from the Simpsons but Scott has a dinosaur head and he’s been hit in the grrrroin by another dinosaur’s tail
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM