rainbowbarnacle
@rbwrites.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cat pillow. She/Her. 🏳️🌈 In a LDR with @mrhys.bsky.social. Wildly enthusiastic about the ocean. 🌊🐠🐙 Minors DNI please 🔞
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rainbowbarnacle
@rbwrites.bsky.social
· Oct 17
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Hihi! I'm Audrey. I write scripts of the cozy and spicy variety for @phasmidasmr.bsky.social. ☕️💖
If you'd like to learn more about what I do, you can access transcripts and more for free on my patreon:
www.patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
If you'd like to learn more about what I do, you can access transcripts and more for free on my patreon:
www.patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
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’Tis impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
’Tis impossible.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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December 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Thinking of Christmas Tree Alternatives of Holidays Past. 🎅🎁❄️
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thinking of Christmas Tree Alternatives of Holidays Past. 🎅🎁❄️
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It's nice seeing comments that say things like "This dropped just in time for my final exams!"
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY, YOU CAN DO IT! 🥳A FLIRTY ELVEN TUTOR IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY, YOU CAN DO IT! 🥳A FLIRTY ELVEN TUTOR IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
Your Summoning Professor wants nothing more than to see you succeed. One afternoon, after a long discussion on the nature of failure, you’re surprised to learn the lengths he will go to motivate you. 🪶🔮✨
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Your Flirty Tutor Motivates You to Study | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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December 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's nice seeing comments that say things like "This dropped just in time for my final exams!"
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY, YOU CAN DO IT! 🥳A FLIRTY ELVEN TUTOR IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY, YOU CAN DO IT! 🥳A FLIRTY ELVEN TUTOR IS ROOTING FOR YOU!
Your Summoning Professor wants nothing more than to see you succeed. One afternoon, after a long discussion on the nature of failure, you’re surprised to learn the lengths he will go to motivate you. 🪶🔮✨
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Your Flirty Tutor Motivates You to Study | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Your Summoning Professor wants nothing more than to see you succeed. One afternoon, after a long discussion on the nature of failure, you’re surprised to learn the lengths he will go to motivate you. 🪶🔮✨
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That tradition where you have a coffee and a snack at around 5:00-ish is kinda rescuing me. (It's 6:30 right now and it feels like midnight help 😫) Otherwise I would be konked out asleep *again* and waking up at 1:45AM *again*...
Lately it's been black coffee with these itty bitty ginger thins. ☕💖
Lately it's been black coffee with these itty bitty ginger thins. ☕💖
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That tradition where you have a coffee and a snack at around 5:00-ish is kinda rescuing me. (It's 6:30 right now and it feels like midnight help 😫) Otherwise I would be konked out asleep *again* and waking up at 1:45AM *again*...
Lately it's been black coffee with these itty bitty ginger thins. ☕💖
Lately it's been black coffee with these itty bitty ginger thins. ☕💖
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Wholesome Missouri Moments #diarycomic
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wholesome Missouri Moments #diarycomic
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I love writing so much because I can just try whatever I want, get real weird with it, deal with internal struggles, or have a big fuck off floating turtle shaped island simply because I can. It's pretty cool. Good times. Would recommend.
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love writing so much because I can just try whatever I want, get real weird with it, deal with internal struggles, or have a big fuck off floating turtle shaped island simply because I can. It's pretty cool. Good times. Would recommend.
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Some versions of the xmas song "Sleigh Ride" are really going all in on that whip crack sfx huh. Fuckin' Indiana Jones crackin the pumpkin pie into smithereens
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some versions of the xmas song "Sleigh Ride" are really going all in on that whip crack sfx huh. Fuckin' Indiana Jones crackin the pumpkin pie into smithereens
PAGING @dadeasmr.com
please enjoy brand new tingler HOW THE GRUNCH STOLE CHRIS'S ASS out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5PDW116/ or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/how-gr...
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
PAGING @dadeasmr.com
Show a movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Show a movie you've watched more than six times with a gif.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
She's beautiful. I dream about her
in my attic bed; picture her dancing
with tall men, puzzled by my faint, persistent scent
beneath her French perfume, her milky stones.
- Carol Ann Duffy
in my attic bed; picture her dancing
with tall men, puzzled by my faint, persistent scent
beneath her French perfume, her milky stones.
- Carol Ann Duffy
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
She's beautiful. I dream about her
in my attic bed; picture her dancing
with tall men, puzzled by my faint, persistent scent
beneath her French perfume, her milky stones.
- Carol Ann Duffy
in my attic bed; picture her dancing
with tall men, puzzled by my faint, persistent scent
beneath her French perfume, her milky stones.
- Carol Ann Duffy
RIGHT SO, birthday hijinks include getting to eat bao buns, getting to eat sushi, drinking fancy coffees, acquiring fancy tiny desserts, watching The Gorge, and buying a cute mug and new fish from the thriftstore.
It was also a really pretty day, all blue skies and swirling snow in the wind... 🥰
It was also a really pretty day, all blue skies and swirling snow in the wind... 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
RIGHT SO, birthday hijinks include getting to eat bao buns, getting to eat sushi, drinking fancy coffees, acquiring fancy tiny desserts, watching The Gorge, and buying a cute mug and new fish from the thriftstore.
It was also a really pretty day, all blue skies and swirling snow in the wind... 🥰
It was also a really pretty day, all blue skies and swirling snow in the wind... 🥰
Man I still really like this Christmas audio from last year. Cozy holidays with folks you choose are the best.🎄🎁☕🍪🌨️
(Check out @phasmidasmr.com's patreon for the uncensored full version!)
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(Check out @phasmidasmr.com's patreon for the uncensored full version!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rE...
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Kissing Your Best Friend For Christmas [M4A friends to lovers ASMR] [deep UK voice]
YouTube video by Phasmid ASMR
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December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man I still really like this Christmas audio from last year. Cozy holidays with folks you choose are the best.🎄🎁☕🍪🌨️
(Check out @phasmidasmr.com's patreon for the uncensored full version!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=accB...
(Check out @phasmidasmr.com's patreon for the uncensored full version!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=accB...
maann I am just so very sleepy lately
like, not chronic fatigue tired or I'm-getting-sick tired or "I moved around too much" tired, just
I am covered in a giant invisible kitten paw that is gently pressing 🐾
like, not chronic fatigue tired or I'm-getting-sick tired or "I moved around too much" tired, just
I am covered in a giant invisible kitten paw that is gently pressing 🐾
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
maann I am just so very sleepy lately
like, not chronic fatigue tired or I'm-getting-sick tired or "I moved around too much" tired, just
I am covered in a giant invisible kitten paw that is gently pressing 🐾
like, not chronic fatigue tired or I'm-getting-sick tired or "I moved around too much" tired, just
I am covered in a giant invisible kitten paw that is gently pressing 🐾
(here's a secret, I'm always a little bit blown away when other scriptwriters and voice actors tell me they like my work--like YOU DO THIS PROFESSIONALLY *AND YOU LIKE MY WORK* OH MY GOODNESS 😮😱🤯😭🫶)
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
(here's a secret, I'm always a little bit blown away when other scriptwriters and voice actors tell me they like my work--like YOU DO THIS PROFESSIONALLY *AND YOU LIKE MY WORK* OH MY GOODNESS 😮😱🤯😭🫶)
This Anisota thing for bluesky is fun.
"Coffee, hope, script..." I'm a simple barnacle when it comes down to it. 🤣
anisota.net/harvest
"Coffee, hope, script..." I'm a simple barnacle when it comes down to it. 🤣
anisota.net/harvest
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This Anisota thing for bluesky is fun.
"Coffee, hope, script..." I'm a simple barnacle when it comes down to it. 🤣
anisota.net/harvest
"Coffee, hope, script..." I'm a simple barnacle when it comes down to it. 🤣
anisota.net/harvest
2025 SCRIPT RECAP LET'S GOOOO!
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
2025 SCRIPT RECAP LET'S GOOOO!
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
I think these are my favorites I've written for this year. Of course, they wouldn't be much without @phasmidasmr.com's incredible acting and sound editing--please check out his patreon to see full, uncensored versions of these and many others.
patreon.com/phasmidASMR
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Fresh from the deep—a rarely seen giant in Monterey Bay. 🤩
Last month, MBARI Senior Scientist Steven Haddock and the Biodiversity & Biooptics Team spotted a seven-arm octopus (Haliphron atlanticus) holding a crimson helmet jelly (Periphylla periphylla). Learn more: www.mbari.org/animal/seven...
Last month, MBARI Senior Scientist Steven Haddock and the Biodiversity & Biooptics Team spotted a seven-arm octopus (Haliphron atlanticus) holding a crimson helmet jelly (Periphylla periphylla). Learn more: www.mbari.org/animal/seven...
Seven-arm octopus • Animals of the Deep • MBARI
The seven-arm octopus is a rarely seen deep-sea giant who feeds on gelatinous animals.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fresh from the deep—a rarely seen giant in Monterey Bay. 🤩
Last month, MBARI Senior Scientist Steven Haddock and the Biodiversity & Biooptics Team spotted a seven-arm octopus (Haliphron atlanticus) holding a crimson helmet jelly (Periphylla periphylla). Learn more: www.mbari.org/animal/seven...
Last month, MBARI Senior Scientist Steven Haddock and the Biodiversity & Biooptics Team spotted a seven-arm octopus (Haliphron atlanticus) holding a crimson helmet jelly (Periphylla periphylla). Learn more: www.mbari.org/animal/seven...
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saying “oh” irl but what i mean is this
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
saying “oh” irl but what i mean is this