rainbowbarnacle
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Writer, editor, cat pillow. She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈 Wildly enthusiastic about the ocean. 🌊🐠🐙 Minors DNI please 🔞
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Hihi! I'm Audrey. I write scripts of the cozy and spicy variety for @phasmidasmr.bsky.social. ☕️💖

If you'd like to learn more about what I do, you can access transcripts and more for free on my patreon:

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please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...
cover of MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring ladybuck without much on smiling in the front yard of suburban neighborhood next to her is a beautiful skeleton that is very tall
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Last night when @wowthanks.bsky.social turned out the light I was like “oh man that felt like ice cream for my eyes” because I was *exhausted* and sometimes tired people say unhinged shit, and now I’m never going to live that down.
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I'M BACK ON MY PLAYLIST NONSENSE AGAIN. This one's for a necromancer you haven't met yet. 💀🪦👻💚💫
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If you had a chance to try your favorite Things all over again for the first time, what would you pick?

I think I'd want to try my first mocha.☕While eating my first sushi. Possibly while hearing the Shadow out of Tim album by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets for the first time.
My brain keeps wanting to interpret it as "brew gel this" which also probably makes no sense I AM SO HELPFUL

I tried looking on their website to say what they say about brewing tea but it didn't give me anything either

but heeey grats on your spooky pumpkin tea :O
ever wake up from a nap and look around and everything is just... awful?
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I put this sound to whatever this is.
@nautiluslive.org dive L1008 #CookIslands #MarineLife
I gave it cheesy scrambled eggs with green onions and potatoes, I think that fixed it. X)
why does my brain wait until 4:00 in the morning to inform me that it needs a deep fried onion *right this second* or it's going on strike 😭
YOU ARE A HERO TO ALL BIRDS. 🦜🌟

(also omg that poor puppy, I hope he's okay)
BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER. 🤩
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A very quick and messy page for today! Playing around with colors and gross zombie vibes 🏴‍☠️🧟‍♂️
#ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #piratesofthecaribbean #crossover #drawtober #sketchbook
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Miss Major Griffin-Gracy passed away today according to the House of GG. She was a veteran of the Stonewall rebellion and a lifelong organizer for the safety and dignity of trans people, sex workers, and the incarcerated. She came from the same generation and milieu as Marsha and Sylvia. She was 78.
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anyway if you like hot orcs pls look at my DnD character, my half-orc/half-tiefling druid Urik Halfmoon
a shirtless orc man with a single oni-style horn holds his hand to his heart as tears stream down his face. A goddess with moon theming holds her hand over his eyes and captures his tears with her other hand. She is also weeping. the same orc, this time a full body so you can see his long, reptilian like tail. He's dressed in winter furs, holding a thick wooden staff with a small shield strapped to it, which is reflecting a crescent moon. Bundled up close to his chest is a baby with pale, almost white skin, and blonde hair. She has a tiny horn on her forehead like he does.
Additional nerdery: this is Stolas, the Great Prince of the Underworld, who Frederick enlists for help while making your new body. Treat him well and he'll teach you astronomy, botany, and gemstones.

And as for what Frederic's Grinning Saint looks like, I imagine it's something like this painting:
A woodcut print of Stolas, prince of the underworld.

Source: https://archive.org/details/dictionnaireinfe00coll_1 A skeleton from Hugo Simberg's "Garden of Death" painting. 

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Death
Script by me, incredible acting and sound edits by @phasmidasmr.com, and stunning art by @makotoritsu.bsky.social!
At first, when Frederick Ravenhurst plucks your lost and lonely soul out of the ether, it’s only to ask questions on behalf of a living client. The more he finds out about your situation, however, the more interested he is in helping *you*. 💀💚👻

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