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tiny, quivering little bitch. welcome to the mental sensation station | they/them
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"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
August 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
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Also, on the topic of my mom, she was incredibly excited to show me that this awning had cut off the W, causing the sign to say HOLE FOODS
August 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Also, on the topic of my mom, she was incredibly excited to show me that this awning had cut off the W, causing the sign to say HOLE FOODS
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someone should make a beef-themed social media site. you could call posts “roasts”
August 1, 2023 at 9:48 AM
someone should make a beef-themed social media site. you could call posts “roasts”
“This Tweet is from an account you blocked” what the fuck is a tweet
July 31, 2023 at 9:33 AM
“This Tweet is from an account you blocked” what the fuck is a tweet
i don’t know about you but i simply cannot imagine that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. shooting stars move much quicker and do not blink green and red at regular intervals. sorry im a realist.
July 30, 2023 at 9:24 AM
i don’t know about you but i simply cannot imagine that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. shooting stars move much quicker and do not blink green and red at regular intervals. sorry im a realist.
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doctor: are you familiar with syphilis?
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
July 27, 2023 at 10:11 PM
doctor: are you familiar with syphilis?
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
me: who cares about some guy pushing a rock, what did the test say
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The main way the covid era has shifted my thinking is that I now believe that if you cough on a bus you should be executed
July 27, 2023 at 11:16 PM
The main way the covid era has shifted my thinking is that I now believe that if you cough on a bus you should be executed
i used gentoo exclusively for several years when i was 14. i barely knew anything before i installed it, but i learned. everyone with a computer should, unironically, install gentoo
Linux is not a viable third option for the vast majority of people and I’m tired of Linux users pretending it is
July 27, 2023 at 7:37 PM
i used gentoo exclusively for several years when i was 14. i barely knew anything before i installed it, but i learned. everyone with a computer should, unironically, install gentoo
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"linux will never be viable bc u cant teach it to a boomer" easy solution throw the boomer off a cliff. this is just further proof that non linux users are lacking in critical thinking. stop making excuses bc u dont want to learn shit lmao go ahead copelord stuff me in a locker ill just cum in there
July 27, 2023 at 7:25 PM
"linux will never be viable bc u cant teach it to a boomer" easy solution throw the boomer off a cliff. this is just further proof that non linux users are lacking in critical thinking. stop making excuses bc u dont want to learn shit lmao go ahead copelord stuff me in a locker ill just cum in there
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corporate lawyers do not love when you post this shit, which is why it’s important to fire all those lawyers because who do they think they are
July 26, 2023 at 9:16 PM
corporate lawyers do not love when you post this shit, which is why it’s important to fire all those lawyers because who do they think they are
loving the idea that this is malicious compliance. like elon told an developer to ambiguously “add ‘x’ to the shortcuts” and then the developer did. to all of them.
July 26, 2023 at 12:53 AM
loving the idea that this is malicious compliance. like elon told an developer to ambiguously “add ‘x’ to the shortcuts” and then the developer did. to all of them.
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everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
July 25, 2023 at 11:19 AM
everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box
is tw*tter okay? jesus christ
July 25, 2023 at 12:39 PM
is tw*tter okay? jesus christ
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i knew threads was cooked when they wouldnt let me say that i loved doing hard drugs in the arbys bathroom. what kind of sicko shit is that where you can’t even say that
July 25, 2023 at 4:40 AM
i knew threads was cooked when they wouldnt let me say that i loved doing hard drugs in the arbys bathroom. what kind of sicko shit is that where you can’t even say that
all bisexuals know is
hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
July 25, 2023 at 2:39 AM
all bisexuals know is
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hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
July 24, 2023 at 9:51 PM
hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:
noooo likes aren’t public on this app 😭 😭
July 25, 2023 at 2:37 AM
noooo likes aren’t public on this app 😭 😭