Randy At Random
@randyatrandom.bsky.social
Twenty-thousand years of this; seven more to go.
Fire your drummer so we know it’s real.
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Fire your drummer so we know it’s real.
And I thought I was annoying running around telling everyone that Tron: Ares actually rules and that they needed to go see it in IMAX.
MAGA-aligned military commanders are pressuring enlisted service members to go to the Melania movie and bring their families. Troops at 8 different bases have complained. www.businessinsider.com/us-military-...
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
And I thought I was annoying running around telling everyone that Tron: Ares actually rules and that they needed to go see it in IMAX.
Well yeah, that’s what happens when the world finds out that in a scandal packed with pedophilic creeps, you’re the one that none of them like.
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Well yeah, that’s what happens when the world finds out that in a scandal packed with pedophilic creeps, you’re the one that none of them like.
Don’t you dare take that title off of Phillip Jack Brooks and put it on that four-months-a-year motherfucker unless the plan is for Seth to rip it off him at SummerSlam so Punk can get it back at Mania 43.
Roman Reigns’ first-ever act on WWE television was to ensure CM Punk kept his title. Now, 14 years later, he is trying to take the title from him.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Don’t you dare take that title off of Phillip Jack Brooks and put it on that four-months-a-year motherfucker unless the plan is for Seth to rip it off him at SummerSlam so Punk can get it back at Mania 43.
If anyone needs me I’ll be vomiting myself to death.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be vomiting myself to death.
This.
Fucking.
Guy.
Fucking.
Guy.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
This.
Fucking.
Guy.
Fucking.
Guy.
“I can no longer in good conscience work for the company named after the crystal ball that the evil wizards use to spy on all of Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings. I will henceforth be taking my talents to Jeff Bezos’s latest venture, Horcrux Industries.”
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:17 AM
“I can no longer in good conscience work for the company named after the crystal ball that the evil wizards use to spy on all of Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings. I will henceforth be taking my talents to Jeff Bezos’s latest venture, Horcrux Industries.”
Things that Republicans actually ended up being right about:
• 1) The world at large is run by an elite ring of pedophiles.
• 2) The government was destined to one day become tyrannical.
Things that MAGA love about this moment:
• See 1 and 2.
• 1) The world at large is run by an elite ring of pedophiles.
• 2) The government was destined to one day become tyrannical.
Things that MAGA love about this moment:
• See 1 and 2.
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Things that Republicans actually ended up being right about:
• 1) The world at large is run by an elite ring of pedophiles.
• 2) The government was destined to one day become tyrannical.
Things that MAGA love about this moment:
• See 1 and 2.
• 1) The world at large is run by an elite ring of pedophiles.
• 2) The government was destined to one day become tyrannical.
Things that MAGA love about this moment:
• See 1 and 2.
Conversely, the Right had to imagine that fascism had taken the form of masks and vaccine mandates during the pandemic because they’re all giant pussies who are terrified of standing in the way of actual tyranny.
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Conversely, the Right had to imagine that fascism had taken the form of masks and vaccine mandates during the pandemic because they’re all giant pussies who are terrified of standing in the way of actual tyranny.
Everyone’s asking where all the NRA/pro-2nd Amendment people are and, I mean, I counted six in that video.
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Everyone’s asking where all the NRA/pro-2nd Amendment people are and, I mean, I counted six in that video.
“SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!! But also, that’s just what you get when you’re legally carrying a firearm in the presence of government agents. Especially if it’s, uh, cold outside.”
[slurps up slush-soaked boot strings like a plate of linguini]
[slurps up slush-soaked boot strings like a plate of linguini]
January 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
“SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!! But also, that’s just what you get when you’re legally carrying a firearm in the presence of government agents. Especially if it’s, uh, cold outside.”
[slurps up slush-soaked boot strings like a plate of linguini]
[slurps up slush-soaked boot strings like a plate of linguini]
As a horror head I’m thrilled that there’s a vampire movie and a Frankenstein movie in the running for the top categories for what I’m fairly certain is the first time in the history of the Oscars, but Weapons deserved better (namely Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay).
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
As a horror head I’m thrilled that there’s a vampire movie and a Frankenstein movie in the running for the top categories for what I’m fairly certain is the first time in the history of the Oscars, but Weapons deserved better (namely Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay).
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
“I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
“I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
“I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
Reposted by Randy At Random
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
The actual reason she hates OBAA is because its message is that real revolutionaries (Sensei Sergio, Deandra) do unseen, unsung work their whole lives while flashy loudmouth attention capitalists—like Perfidia, like Jungle Pussy, LIKE HERSELF—are ultimately unserious and ruin it for everyone.
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The actual reason she hates OBAA is because its message is that real revolutionaries (Sensei Sergio, Deandra) do unseen, unsung work their whole lives while flashy loudmouth attention capitalists—like Perfidia, like Jungle Pussy, LIKE HERSELF—are ultimately unserious and ruin it for everyone.
Chuck Schumer right now:
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Chuck Schumer right now:
Charlie Kirk if he’d been a crooner in the 1940s.
(See? Conan gets it at the end there.)
(See? Conan gets it at the end there.)
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Charlie Kirk if he’d been a crooner in the 1940s.
(See? Conan gets it at the end there.)
(See? Conan gets it at the end there.)
I knew there was little-to-no chance Renee Good’s murderer would see justice (not of the legal variety anyway), but it never even crossed my cynical “It’s time for liberals to start warming up to the thought of owning an AR-15” mind that they would actually try to PUT HER FUCKING WIFE IN JAIL.
Breaking News: Three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned over the Justice Department’s push to investigate the wife of Renee Good, the woman killed by an ICE agent. The Justice Department sought to examine her supposed ties to activist groups.
3 Prosecutors Quit After Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
Joseph H. Thompson, a career federal prosecutor who was the acting U.S. attorney for Minnesota last year, quit after the Justice Department sought to examine the woman’s supposed ties to activist groups.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I knew there was little-to-no chance Renee Good’s murderer would see justice (not of the legal variety anyway), but it never even crossed my cynical “It’s time for liberals to start warming up to the thought of owning an AR-15” mind that they would actually try to PUT HER FUCKING WIFE IN JAIL.
This is Coachella for dudes who have their wages garnished for child support, and they couldn’t book it in a town bigger than Sioux Falls. 😙👌🏻
feels like my phone caught a virus visiting the website for the Rock the Country Festival
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
This is Coachella for dudes who have their wages garnished for child support, and they couldn’t book it in a town bigger than Sioux Falls. 😙👌🏻
If you see this, post an Archer.
January 12, 2026 at 9:08 AM
If you see this, post an Archer.
The absolute nicest right-winger comments on things like Renee Good are always something that boils down to “It’s tragic that this person lost their life, but unfortunately stories about cops killing people have never not gotten me harder than a lamp post.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
The absolute nicest right-winger comments on things like Renee Good are always something that boils down to “It’s tragic that this person lost their life, but unfortunately stories about cops killing people have never not gotten me harder than a lamp post.”
Absolutely fucking nothing has shifted. America’s been roughly as ugly as it is now since at least 9/11, and the only thing that’s shifted is that today’s young people think hate and oppression are cool.
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Absolutely fucking nothing has shifted. America’s been roughly as ugly as it is now since at least 9/11, and the only thing that’s shifted is that today’s young people think hate and oppression are cool.
This is roughly where we are in V For Vendetta. Except all the brain knots that put Guy Fawkes mask stickers on their car back in 2011 love the the trigger-happy agent of the state, and the ones who should be beating ICE agents with wrenches en masse won't because "that's what they want us to do."
January 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This is roughly where we are in V For Vendetta. Except all the brain knots that put Guy Fawkes mask stickers on their car back in 2011 love the the trigger-happy agent of the state, and the ones who should be beating ICE agents with wrenches en masse won't because "that's what they want us to do."
This exact post, but with Good Fortune. It turned out to be just the glimmer of hope I needed to carry into this almost guaranteed slog of a year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:33 AM
This exact post, but with Good Fortune. It turned out to be just the glimmer of hope I needed to carry into this almost guaranteed slog of a year.