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🖤🍂 sludge-hearted witch 🌿🌕 she/her
i feel like you could definitely see the contours of what scott adams became through his comic. like, garfield was basically just a series of cat owner observations, and peanuts + calvin & hobbes were about the joys + struggles of childhood. but dilbert was always about how everyone else was stupid
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
i'm reading about the dilberito and this thing is fucking horrifying
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
not sure why firefox still has "email this link" right below "copy image location". every time i accidentally click it i have to wait 5 minutes for my outlook that i don't use to open so i can close it immediately
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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drew stocking even though i havent even watched the show
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The real problem with modern action platformers is only male protagonists are allowed to be truly irritating people. When the player character is a female she's gotta be either an irony poisoned "well, THAT just happened" quip droid, or all stoic and shit. We need to let girls be sincerely annoying.
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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the funny thing about these lectures, which i would love to give this person a bullhorn to yell in minneapolis right now, is that a harris administration would have kept increasing funding for ICE despite the certainty a right wing president was eventually going to inherit it. we tied our own noose
January 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i'm always seeing new guys on this website for some reason
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
kinda weird how most text emotes are still kind of extant, depending on where you are and who you talk to, except, like, <3. <3 is totally extinct and has been replaced with emoji hearts
January 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
Just keep coming back to the fact that keeping people in a constant state of terror is a form of mass disablement and essential to the eugenic project that is the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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STOCKING🟣🟢🔵👅
#pantyandstocking
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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smoking a joint with Wario on this porch in the winter would fix me
When I was a kid I used to bring Wario over to this spot and pretend he lived here
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Totodile from Kalos be like:
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
wym "go live"
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
ngl giving someone the ability to pay to edit anyone else's image they posted seems like something something awful would have done in like 2007
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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She could rule the world and still finish all her home... ✨🧹
Drew a certain witch a very while ago.
#kevvyarts #Warioware #WariowareAshley
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.

So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[the angry video game nerd if he was poly voice] What a shitload of fuck! [leans back and looks at his two partners] Unlike you two, who I love dearly
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 AM