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giving a lot of shits about: plain language, the web, stationery, the pub, photos, stuff, things
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panic.gay
In case no one has told you lately:

1. You are strong
2. You are beautiful
3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus
4. You are deserving of love
January 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?” The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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Timeline cleanse! Please won’t you take a moment out of your doomscrolling to admire this neat bird?
A blue-faced honey eater bird perched on a railing. It has a blue teardrop shaped mark over its eye, a white body and black bib, with olive green back and wings.
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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syrstorm.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Timeline cleanse for these trying times.
Baxter, a grey and white tuxedo, lounging on a peach pink pillow and glaring out the window
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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be the poaster you want to see in the world
barryfreed.bsky.social Barry Freed @barryfreed.bsky.social · 11d
A lot of you bitches on here are sour and crude
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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hammancheez.bsky.social
Mother
F u c k e r
4 panel comic 1 : brain asking hey you asleep 2: girl in bed : yes leave me alone 3: brain : RIGHT ABOUT NOW THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER 4: girl, wide awake : CHECK IT OUT NOW
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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teaandsleep.bsky.social
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This would almost be a @johubris.bsky.social -coded song but the second verse doesn’t mention Mary-Kate and Ashley even once. youtu.be/JaHfKzcl8rc
Don't
YouTube video by Worm Girlz - Topic
youtu.be
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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cameronwilson.bsky.social
Grifters and scammers are cashing in on the Bondi attack tragedy using cryptocurrency and fake fundraisers.

One disturbing example is the creation of a crypto coin named after a 10-year-old shooting victim so 'her legacy can live on-chain forever.'

www.crikey.com.au/20...
December 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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There is just something about big dumb Queensland afternoon sunlight.

#ShittyCameraChallenge #flashbackmono
A square frame with a mortarboard and the words “it’s real” suspended on perspex. Behind it is A block at Kelvin Grove, QUT
December 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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HOWDY SHITTERS well the charmera is indeed every bit as craptaculous as hoped... #ShittyCameraChallenge
A view of Brisbane’s CBD, overlooking Barrambin Victoria Park A torn poster on a pole that says “Tell Me Something”. The rest of the poster has been ripped away. Detail of the top of an electrical box, with raised letters reading “Danger Electricity” A figurine in a shop window wearing top and tails, swinging from a pole
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Just went to see if I have the age assurance dingus (and I do), and clicked on my birth date thingy to see what I had in there. Readers, I assure you I did not recently change my birth date. on here.
Screenshot from my profile page: "You recently changed your birthdate. There is a limit to how often you can change your birthdate. You may need to wait a day or two before updating it again."
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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This would be Baxter if he got off his butt and got a job
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Hello, is this the #ShittyCameraChallenge hotline? Yes I’m calling to see if your fridge is running
A wall-mounted Telstra payphone, photographed at night.
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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ya know if there was any particular time and place for network/authorised officers to be hanging around Being Obvious, it’d be Gabba station, approximately now, AND YET
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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For the #shittycamerachallenge I present the v1 Flashback camera! We’re talking 4 megapixels of resolution, 0 focus, 4 film sims, 27 shots per session, and a suitably hideous flash. It has a janky app that seems to make no one happy and by default it makes you wait 24h for your photos to “develop”.
My black and orange Flashback camera held in my left hand. It resembles a late 90s disposable.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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HEY YOU
YES YOU
BUY YOURSELF A SHITTY CAMERA or maybe get one for a LOVED ONE or possibly even AN ENEMY
the elder gods demand it
shittychallenge.bsky.social Shitty Camera Challenge @shittychallenge.bsky.social · Nov 28
On December 7th we’re doing the 2nd Shitty Camera Challenge Holiday Fundraiser

We have a bunch of shitty & some not so shitty cameras to sell to you & we’re giving ALL the profits to The Trevor Project!

#ShittyCameraChallenge 1/5
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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nteunion.bsky.social
“Uni PR hacks hate them.” We’ll wear that as a badge of honour.

NTEU National President Dr Alison Barnes ranked #6 on the Herald Sun’s most influential in education – a huge acknowledgment of our union’s power. Be a “thorn in their side” and join us today: nteu.au/join

@alisonbarnes.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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It’s now Saturday but I won’t be skipping this one
smight.bsky.social Smight ➡️ afk til Friday @smight.bsky.social · Nov 21
Happy flat fuck Friday everybody
Pancake tortoise being held, looking rather flat 🐢 Paradise flying snake in a tree, looking rather flat Flounder looking at the camera. Also looking rather flat Upsidedown cat. Fluffy, yet flat.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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"Children’s toymaker FoloToy says it’s pulling its AI-powered teddy bear “Kumma” after a safety group found that the cuddly companion was giving wildly inappropriate and even dangerous responses, including tips on how to find and light matches, and detailed explanations about sexual kinks"
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Somebody in the replies already beat me to the "I'm gonna keep on posting at the trans coffee shop" gag but I'm gonna share that earworm with you anyway
lordaslan.bsky.social Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · Nov 3
"at the transgender coffee shop"
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.
October 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM