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· Nov 17
Welcome to Inane Thoughts with Maxwell, you will likely regret the follow
Is it really so much to ask to be dazzlingly beautiful but in a roguish, handsome kind of way?
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Is it really so much to ask to be dazzlingly beautiful but in a roguish, handsome kind of way?
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This is a gift. Thank you to @siembranc.bsky.social for sharing this new toolkit with what they did when Border Patrol showed up in NC: docs.google.com/document/d/1... - share far and wide especially with our comrades in MN and LA (New Orleans esp).
Toolkit: how we dealt with Border Patrol
In November 2025, Border Patrol announced it would be coming to Charlotte, North Carolina. We only had a few days’ notice. Just like in Chicago and Los Angeles, they weren’t coming to “keep the peace....
docs.google.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is a gift. Thank you to @siembranc.bsky.social for sharing this new toolkit with what they did when Border Patrol showed up in NC: docs.google.com/document/d/1... - share far and wide especially with our comrades in MN and LA (New Orleans esp).
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I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
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broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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All the Animals have undertaken the Crossing. They awkwardly straighten their postures, put on nooselike ties and cover their glorious pelts with dull fabrics. They take jobs, claws trying to grasp phones, paws doggedly adapting to gardening tools.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
All the Animals have undertaken the Crossing. They awkwardly straighten their postures, put on nooselike ties and cover their glorious pelts with dull fabrics. They take jobs, claws trying to grasp phones, paws doggedly adapting to gardening tools.
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This Creator Day, consider giving me some extra money so I can hire people to help me with my next thing
itch.io/s/170022/bla...
itch.io/s/170022/bla...
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This Creator Day, consider giving me some extra money so I can hire people to help me with my next thing
itch.io/s/170022/bla...
itch.io/s/170022/bla...
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOOTH FLAVOR? MINE IS, THE SLOW DAWNING REALIZATION THAT NOTHING WILL EVER BE OKAY AGAIN. DELICIOUS
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOOTH FLAVOR? MINE IS, THE SLOW DAWNING REALIZATION THAT NOTHING WILL EVER BE OKAY AGAIN. DELICIOUS
It's very funny to be pulling into Milwaukee with "Chicago" by Sufjan Stevens playing. Proof of Hoan Bridge
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's very funny to be pulling into Milwaukee with "Chicago" by Sufjan Stevens playing. Proof of Hoan Bridge
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I went and did this.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I went and did this.
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This is what I wrote at the time and I still believe it even though it made a lot of people mad.
inthesetimes.com/article/publ...
inthesetimes.com/article/publ...
The Library Is a Commons
A socialist former president of the American Library Association on why defending libraries is fighting capitalism.
inthesetimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This is what I wrote at the time and I still believe it even though it made a lot of people mad.
inthesetimes.com/article/publ...
inthesetimes.com/article/publ...
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if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
Might fuck around and make going to bed at 9:30 my personality this winter
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Might fuck around and make going to bed at 9:30 my personality this winter
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what is it about
the way your teeth
tighten so slowly
against my throat
that feels less like fear
and more like
coming home
the way your teeth
tighten so slowly
against my throat
that feels less like fear
and more like
coming home
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
what is it about
the way your teeth
tighten so slowly
against my throat
that feels less like fear
and more like
coming home
the way your teeth
tighten so slowly
against my throat
that feels less like fear
and more like
coming home
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+1 but you never have, and never will, see someone shoplifting groceries. Got it?
As snap benefits are terminated, remember: if you see someone shoplifting groceries, no you didn’t.
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
+1 but you never have, and never will, see someone shoplifting groceries. Got it?
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October 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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zohran promos are competency porn - i have not seen people this good at talking into the camera and disintegrating their opposition since the attitude era
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
zohran promos are competency porn - i have not seen people this good at talking into the camera and disintegrating their opposition since the attitude era
I often think "what's the point of posting this. It doesn't matter, it's not useful information" before posting to the internet
October 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I often think "what's the point of posting this. It doesn't matter, it's not useful information" before posting to the internet
Had a dream last night that one of the leaders of the DEI group at my old job presented my work to some council and misgendered me when doing so
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Had a dream last night that one of the leaders of the DEI group at my old job presented my work to some council and misgendered me when doing so
I've played like, a LOT of solitaire Illimat, and I don't think I've won a single game.
October 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I've played like, a LOT of solitaire Illimat, and I don't think I've won a single game.
Had a near-spiritual experience last night walking through my neighborhood with the sun setting and a cool breeze and leaves falling. Just thought to myself, "Damn, this is what I wait all year for." And it was beautiful.
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Had a near-spiritual experience last night walking through my neighborhood with the sun setting and a cool breeze and leaves falling. Just thought to myself, "Damn, this is what I wait all year for." And it was beautiful.
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LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVE THEY DUG FOR YOU
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVE THEY DUG FOR YOU
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Tonight on Bump in the Dark, Eddie and Sam face off against the Thief. Sam finds out what void blood looks like as it swirls upward out of him. The boys confront Rosalee Grand, who agrees to help them however they can. Georgie recovers. Sam finally smooches a cute boy.
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tonight on Bump in the Dark, Eddie and Sam face off against the Thief. Sam finds out what void blood looks like as it swirls upward out of him. The boys confront Rosalee Grand, who agrees to help them however they can. Georgie recovers. Sam finally smooches a cute boy.
The Over the Garden Wall couple's costume I had been planning is unlikely to come through. 😞 Back to the drawing board, with a significantly shorter timeline! 😬
October 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Over the Garden Wall couple's costume I had been planning is unlikely to come through. 😞 Back to the drawing board, with a significantly shorter timeline! 😬
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[wiping the floor with my robot friends on poker night] read ‘em and beep, boys
September 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
[wiping the floor with my robot friends on poker night] read ‘em and beep, boys