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· Jul 21
And would it be wrong to want it? The world's juiciest pear?
I am normal. I am healthy. I can digest mayonnaise. I am normal. I am healthy. My lactose intolerance is only minor.
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am normal. I am healthy. I can digest mayonnaise. I am normal. I am healthy. My lactose intolerance is only minor.
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Oh ok oh okay so you'll come over to watch heated rivalry but when I invite you over to watch some plain old gay porn all of a sudden it's "weird" and "inappropriate"? Suuure
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Oh ok oh okay so you'll come over to watch heated rivalry but when I invite you over to watch some plain old gay porn all of a sudden it's "weird" and "inappropriate"? Suuure
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Sleep for more than 4 consecutive hours challenge level impossible.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Sleep for more than 4 consecutive hours challenge level impossible.
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Who up heating their rivalry rn👀
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Who up heating their rivalry rn👀
Kinda wanna just lie down in a big pile with everyone I love
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Kinda wanna just lie down in a big pile with everyone I love
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Surely they can't all be American rejects?
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Surely they can't all be American rejects?
I miss the taste of tinfoil
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I miss the taste of tinfoil
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We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
Unfortunately the gay show about gay people is gay and I like it. Sorry to disappoint everyone
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Unfortunately the gay show about gay people is gay and I like it. Sorry to disappoint everyone
Blander, blender, blinder, blonder, and blunder are all real words
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Blander, blender, blinder, blonder, and blunder are all real words
With home day getting so much closer I'm mostly just so utterly bored. The end is in sight the sadness is gone but I still have literally nothing to do but wait
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
With home day getting so much closer I'm mostly just so utterly bored. The end is in sight the sadness is gone but I still have literally nothing to do but wait
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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
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December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Would you still love me if I made a lot of noise and was mad at you
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Would you still love me if I made a lot of noise and was mad at you
I can't wait to drink wine in my house and do nothing
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I can't wait to drink wine in my house and do nothing
Definitely falling for the sunk cost fallacy out here. But maybe if I wait just a liiiiittle but longer-
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Definitely falling for the sunk cost fallacy out here. But maybe if I wait just a liiiiittle but longer-
Not to be too real on main but I think if I could cry more easily there would have been a lot of tears this week
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not to be too real on main but I think if I could cry more easily there would have been a lot of tears this week
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It was way too difficult to find a well-reviewed gooseneck kettle that does not have a goddamned internet connection and an app. It’s a kettle. It does not need an app. This is hell we’re in hell.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It was way too difficult to find a well-reviewed gooseneck kettle that does not have a goddamned internet connection and an app. It’s a kettle. It does not need an app. This is hell we’re in hell.
Playing old-timey vinyl jazz from my phone speaker into an empty mug just to feel something (the Christmas spirit)
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Playing old-timey vinyl jazz from my phone speaker into an empty mug just to feel something (the Christmas spirit)
New Punch Punch Forever episode would cure me rn
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New Punch Punch Forever episode would cure me rn
Very excited to be home so I can stop spending so much time on my phone
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Very excited to be home so I can stop spending so much time on my phone
Going on month 3
Aww fuck. Lower back pain.
I look forward to several days of being unable to effectively bend my back properly.
I look forward to several days of being unable to effectively bend my back properly.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Going on month 3
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Keep your friends close and your assortment of little perverts closer. And I’ve always said this
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Keep your friends close and your assortment of little perverts closer. And I’ve always said this
I miss my bed dog I miss my house and my friends
Falling ill upset tummy back pain foot maybe broken I do nooooot want to be heeeeeere
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I miss my bed dog I miss my house and my friends
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Feeling sick, so I conjure the Magical Elixir of Healing (order wonton soup from Fuh Station)
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Feeling sick, so I conjure the Magical Elixir of Healing (order wonton soup from Fuh Station)