Melodramatic Trash Mammal
@robincoyote.bsky.social
Lv 35 - He/Him - Asexual - NY, USA - Hungry - Often depressed - ADHD, sometimes forget to respond or reach out. NO RP
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Alt Account:
@songbirdcanine.bsky.social
Dropbox:
https://tinyurl.com/dropyote
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Alt Account:
@songbirdcanine.bsky.social
Dropbox:
https://tinyurl.com/dropyote
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Hey there, my name's Robin to most people, but I don't mind Hades or Saian(pron. Cyan) either.
I'm shy and awkward but feel free to reach out to me here or at robincoyote on Telegram(pref.) or discord.
Featured are characters in order: Robin (coyote), Hades (folf), Saian(Ventura, custom species).
I'm shy and awkward but feel free to reach out to me here or at robincoyote on Telegram(pref.) or discord.
Featured are characters in order: Robin (coyote), Hades (folf), Saian(Ventura, custom species).
The benefits of drinking water as sold to me:
More energy
Better cognition
Clearer skin
The reality:
Piss. So much piss.
More energy
Better cognition
Clearer skin
The reality:
Piss. So much piss.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The benefits of drinking water as sold to me:
More energy
Better cognition
Clearer skin
The reality:
Piss. So much piss.
More energy
Better cognition
Clearer skin
The reality:
Piss. So much piss.
If you want to convert me to your religion, it couldn't hurt if your god at least tastes good.
I ate the flesh and blood of the Christian god in Sunday service, and I'd rather not worship someone who tastes that bland.
I ate the flesh and blood of the Christian god in Sunday service, and I'd rather not worship someone who tastes that bland.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you want to convert me to your religion, it couldn't hurt if your god at least tastes good.
I ate the flesh and blood of the Christian god in Sunday service, and I'd rather not worship someone who tastes that bland.
I ate the flesh and blood of the Christian god in Sunday service, and I'd rather not worship someone who tastes that bland.
Happy Thanksgiving, to those that celebrate. I'm grateful for everyone in my life who's stuck with me despite how difficult I am to be around at times.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, to those that celebrate. I'm grateful for everyone in my life who's stuck with me despite how difficult I am to be around at times.
#vore
I've mastered the one-man pizza party—wherein I devour enough pizza for a pizza party all by myself. Plus the pizza fox too. It looks like the couch was a bit limiting and I rolled off into a nest of pizza boxes. I truly can sleep through anything.
🦊ekto.pet
🎨kkrisalis.bsky.social
I've mastered the one-man pizza party—wherein I devour enough pizza for a pizza party all by myself. Plus the pizza fox too. It looks like the couch was a bit limiting and I rolled off into a nest of pizza boxes. I truly can sleep through anything.
🦊ekto.pet
🎨kkrisalis.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
#vore
I've mastered the one-man pizza party—wherein I devour enough pizza for a pizza party all by myself. Plus the pizza fox too. It looks like the couch was a bit limiting and I rolled off into a nest of pizza boxes. I truly can sleep through anything.
🦊ekto.pet
🎨kkrisalis.bsky.social
I've mastered the one-man pizza party—wherein I devour enough pizza for a pizza party all by myself. Plus the pizza fox too. It looks like the couch was a bit limiting and I rolled off into a nest of pizza boxes. I truly can sleep through anything.
🦊ekto.pet
🎨kkrisalis.bsky.social
Somehow I always end up posting stuff early morning and night. Why am I like this.
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Somehow I always end up posting stuff early morning and night. Why am I like this.
You know how Rowling had Hermione create a house elf rights group and mockingly made the acronym SPEW?
Apparently they went out of their way to make sure the translations in other languages were just as bad or worse. In Hungarian it was MAJOM, which apparently means monkey.
Jesus fucking christ.
Apparently they went out of their way to make sure the translations in other languages were just as bad or worse. In Hungarian it was MAJOM, which apparently means monkey.
Jesus fucking christ.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You know how Rowling had Hermione create a house elf rights group and mockingly made the acronym SPEW?
Apparently they went out of their way to make sure the translations in other languages were just as bad or worse. In Hungarian it was MAJOM, which apparently means monkey.
Jesus fucking christ.
Apparently they went out of their way to make sure the translations in other languages were just as bad or worse. In Hungarian it was MAJOM, which apparently means monkey.
Jesus fucking christ.
A customer yelled at me because they sent an email with a child's HIPPA information to the wrong parent and I told them I couldn't delete or unsend the email.
Like what do you want me to do? Hack google's email server?
Like what do you want me to do? Hack google's email server?
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A customer yelled at me because they sent an email with a child's HIPPA information to the wrong parent and I told them I couldn't delete or unsend the email.
Like what do you want me to do? Hack google's email server?
Like what do you want me to do? Hack google's email server?
We've now reached the point where MAGA supporters are legitimately asking, "Yeah, so what's even wrong with being a pedophile?"
I am. So tired.
I am. So tired.
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
We've now reached the point where MAGA supporters are legitimately asking, "Yeah, so what's even wrong with being a pedophile?"
I am. So tired.
I am. So tired.
My feet were cold, so the only solution was feetpaw slippers.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My feet were cold, so the only solution was feetpaw slippers.
And the new digimon show keeps coming up with reasons for the people to stick their arms in digimon maw over and over.
I suppose that's what happens when you basically design them so soul vore via biting people is the only way they can sustain themselves.
I suppose that's what happens when you basically design them so soul vore via biting people is the only way they can sustain themselves.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
And the new digimon show keeps coming up with reasons for the people to stick their arms in digimon maw over and over.
I suppose that's what happens when you basically design them so soul vore via biting people is the only way they can sustain themselves.
I suppose that's what happens when you basically design them so soul vore via biting people is the only way they can sustain themselves.
Ah yes, my favorite people. Tumalu, Pierce, and blank, slate-grey circle.
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ah yes, my favorite people. Tumalu, Pierce, and blank, slate-grey circle.
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I swear. Every time.
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I swear. Every time.
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
I sweep the floor. It looks great. I put the broom back and turn around.
There's detritus all over the floor again. It wasn't there seconds ago.
HOW
#vore Waking up the morning after and feeling sick to my stomach. "What was I thinking? I can't believe I ate them. They're gone, forever, and it feels—"
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#vore Waking up the morning after and feeling sick to my stomach. "What was I thinking? I can't believe I ate them. They're gone, forever, and it feels—"
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Only to let loose with a loud belch that goes on forever. BWUOOORRRPPP ☠️
"Nevermind. It was gas, not guilt. I feel great."
Ugh, nothing I hate more than crawling around on the floor desperately checking connections inside my desktop. How does a HDD even get unplugged???
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ugh, nothing I hate more than crawling around on the floor desperately checking connections inside my desktop. How does a HDD even get unplugged???
#vore Hugging and comforting my anxious, upset friend and letting them sink into my soft, noisy tummy.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
#vore Hugging and comforting my anxious, upset friend and letting them sink into my soft, noisy tummy.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
Withholding the knowledge that their missing boyfriend is much closer than they think.
#macro #vore I wanna roll up on a rich neighborhood—big enough to sit comfortably in a half-acre—and just stomp some rich dude's mansion into the ground. Then I wanna sit down and chow down on the rubble, shoving one big pawful into my mouth at a time, like I'm enjoying a mukbang.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reading a book. Hot or horrifying?
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reading a book. Hot or horrifying?
I work for a smallish Christian company. A customer is getting audited and they wanted to know what password parameters, lockout settings, & MFA requirements are.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I work for a smallish Christian company. A customer is getting audited and they wanted to know what password parameters, lockout settings, & MFA requirements are.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
To my absolute fucking horror, "thoughts and prayers and your password needs to be six characters long" is the full answer.
HOLY SHIT.
Holy shit. Today's TUESDAY?
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Holy shit. Today's TUESDAY?
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
It feels like it should be Wednesday or Thursday.
FUCK.
My job wants me to complete Anti-Money Laundering Training.
What
What
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My job wants me to complete Anti-Money Laundering Training.
What
What
Me looking at a new book series: I'm not sure I want to start you. What if you turn out to be a waste of time?
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me looking at a new book series: I'm not sure I want to start you. What if you turn out to be a waste of time?
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
The book: There's a buff anthro lion dude only a few chapters in.
Me: Fucking sold.
I love the Digimon Adventure crew. They're all fashion disasters.
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I love the Digimon Adventure crew. They're all fashion disasters.
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
Yamato rocking his sleeveless turtleneck.
Sora with her weird helmet beanie.
Mimi dressed like she's a waitress at a cowboy-themed Japanese restaurant.
Then Takeru—what was up with his helmet? Why did it have a huge-ass gem on it?
The issue with rewatching all the digimon shows is dealing with: In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The issue with rewatching all the digimon shows is dealing with: In-Training > Rookie > Champion > Ultimate > Mega
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
I grew up watching fansubs—they used the real translation: Baby > Child > Adult > Perfect > Ultimate
When the subs say Ultimate I never know what level they're fucking talking about.
If you're going to sit there and tell someone that they have no idea how to do the job they do every day for 8 hours a day at least make sure you're right.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you're going to sit there and tell someone that they have no idea how to do the job they do every day for 8 hours a day at least make sure you're right.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.
Fuck. Wasted an hour troubleshooting a problem because a customer was so convinced they were right I doubted my own knowledge. They were wrong.