Can't cook food, can't sleep anywhere, can't shower. I have to clean anything I want to use today. Happy first day back!

I'm actually going to crash the fuck out. Mouse shit in my bed, on my couch, in every room, in my pantry. My tub is full of whatever the fuck this is??? I'm on two hours of sleep on a travel day can one single thing please go my way

If I could catch like just one fucking break one time that would be really fantastic

I choose secret third option: the faggot american

Yes please :')