David Church
@rabbitz.bsky.social
ES/EN. Writes. Draws. Designs narratives. Designs games. Ex-Blizzard.
Head of @assemblingchickens.bsky.social
Videogames/TTRPG/Antifa+/Horny Stuff/Fuck Capitalism.
Will occasionally ramble about ska.
He/him.
Head of @assemblingchickens.bsky.social
Videogames/TTRPG/Antifa+/Horny Stuff/Fuck Capitalism.
Will occasionally ramble about ska.
He/him.
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David Church
@rabbitz.bsky.social
· Oct 13
THREAD OF NARRATIVE MOMENTS THAT GIVE ME STENDHAL'S SYNDROME:
For the past few days I've been reporting all AI and AI related posts on LinkedIn as fraud/scam.
Because they are.
Because they are.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
For the past few days I've been reporting all AI and AI related posts on LinkedIn as fraud/scam.
Because they are.
Because they are.
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- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
- Slips on wet floor.
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
- Falls in front of computer and turns it on.
- Connects to WiFi.
- Accidently opens ChatGPT and slaps keyboard randomly that prompts it to make a painting of a Roman party scene.
- Downloads image.
- Accidently imports it into the game engine.
- "OH, IT SLIPPED THROUGH!😱"
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After several weeks of hard work:
🔥 New demo of The Shadowed Rune
📽️ New trailer
🔫 New playable character: Veld, the Arcane Hunter
🎆 Major graphic update & improved lighting
🗓️ Save the date: December 4
#TheShadowedRune #IndieGames #Roguelike #SoloDev
🔥 New demo of The Shadowed Rune
📽️ New trailer
🔫 New playable character: Veld, the Arcane Hunter
🎆 Major graphic update & improved lighting
🗓️ Save the date: December 4
#TheShadowedRune #IndieGames #Roguelike #SoloDev
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
After several weeks of hard work:
🔥 New demo of The Shadowed Rune
📽️ New trailer
🔫 New playable character: Veld, the Arcane Hunter
🎆 Major graphic update & improved lighting
🗓️ Save the date: December 4
#TheShadowedRune #IndieGames #Roguelike #SoloDev
🔥 New demo of The Shadowed Rune
📽️ New trailer
🔫 New playable character: Veld, the Arcane Hunter
🎆 Major graphic update & improved lighting
🗓️ Save the date: December 4
#TheShadowedRune #IndieGames #Roguelike #SoloDev
Since moving back to Spain, I am reconnecting with people I haven't seen in 20 years.
I love each ans every one of them.
I love each ans every one of them.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Since moving back to Spain, I am reconnecting with people I haven't seen in 20 years.
I love each ans every one of them.
I love each ans every one of them.
So, it's the time of the year to tell you that Expedition 33 has a messy narrative that reeks of condescending colonialism and any medium that awards it Game Of The Year has no idea what theme and subtext are.
It's a pretty game and very fun, though.
It's a pretty game and very fun, though.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So, it's the time of the year to tell you that Expedition 33 has a messy narrative that reeks of condescending colonialism and any medium that awards it Game Of The Year has no idea what theme and subtext are.
It's a pretty game and very fun, though.
It's a pretty game and very fun, though.
The only reason they fuck everybody like this is because they believe you are replaceable. Make them realize you are not.
Just fucking insane to see the absolute (intentional) collapse of full remote jobs available for AAA studios in so short a time. Why would I EVER move for a job again when I could be laid off weeks after moving my entire life across the globe??
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The only reason they fuck everybody like this is because they believe you are replaceable. Make them realize you are not.
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Who else is excited for @criticalrole.bsky.social 's #TheMightyNein Animated Series???? 'Cause sure I AM!!!
Did you know that I made M9/VM keychains and sticker sheets? They are absurdly cute and I still have some in store if you want one 👀
Caleb, my husband, wait for me!
#criticalrole
Did you know that I made M9/VM keychains and sticker sheets? They are absurdly cute and I still have some in store if you want one 👀
Caleb, my husband, wait for me!
#criticalrole
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Who else is excited for @criticalrole.bsky.social 's #TheMightyNein Animated Series???? 'Cause sure I AM!!!
Did you know that I made M9/VM keychains and sticker sheets? They are absurdly cute and I still have some in store if you want one 👀
Caleb, my husband, wait for me!
#criticalrole
Did you know that I made M9/VM keychains and sticker sheets? They are absurdly cute and I still have some in store if you want one 👀
Caleb, my husband, wait for me!
#criticalrole
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I never thought something like the Publisher Pathfinder would actually exist, but it does, and it might actually come in handy for studios looking for financial support.
▶️ publisherpathfinder.com
▶️ publisherpathfinder.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I never thought something like the Publisher Pathfinder would actually exist, but it does, and it might actually come in handy for studios looking for financial support.
▶️ publisherpathfinder.com
▶️ publisherpathfinder.com
This isn't even making your costumers experience worse by adding some extra hoops.
This was approved in a meeting.
Someone said "if people choose this option we will ACTIVELY delay their purchase."
This was approved in a meeting.
Someone said "if people choose this option we will ACTIVELY delay their purchase."
Sobre merdificação. Fiz uma compra no Mercado Livre no dia 5/11, escolhi o frete mais barato. Passados uns dias, perguntei ao vendedor se ele tivera a oportunidade de fazer o envio. Ele contou que a plataforma só iria liberar a etiqueta de envio no dia 14/11 e me mandou este print. [1/2]
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This isn't even making your costumers experience worse by adding some extra hoops.
This was approved in a meeting.
Someone said "if people choose this option we will ACTIVELY delay their purchase."
This was approved in a meeting.
Someone said "if people choose this option we will ACTIVELY delay their purchase."
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Sobre merdificação. Fiz uma compra no Mercado Livre no dia 5/11, escolhi o frete mais barato. Passados uns dias, perguntei ao vendedor se ele tivera a oportunidade de fazer o envio. Ele contou que a plataforma só iria liberar a etiqueta de envio no dia 14/11 e me mandou este print. [1/2]
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sobre merdificação. Fiz uma compra no Mercado Livre no dia 5/11, escolhi o frete mais barato. Passados uns dias, perguntei ao vendedor se ele tivera a oportunidade de fazer o envio. Ele contou que a plataforma só iria liberar a etiqueta de envio no dia 14/11 e me mandou este print. [1/2]
LRT: I hate the way we keep talking about content like this.
Five Biggest Accomplishments will be a short game because I am thinking about it like a short story, rather than as a novel, and it feela like a stab everytime somebody asks "isn't it too short?"
Five Biggest Accomplishments will be a short game because I am thinking about it like a short story, rather than as a novel, and it feela like a stab everytime somebody asks "isn't it too short?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
LRT: I hate the way we keep talking about content like this.
Five Biggest Accomplishments will be a short game because I am thinking about it like a short story, rather than as a novel, and it feela like a stab everytime somebody asks "isn't it too short?"
Five Biggest Accomplishments will be a short game because I am thinking about it like a short story, rather than as a novel, and it feela like a stab everytime somebody asks "isn't it too short?"
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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Holi, os recuerdo que en unas semanas tenemos esto y será grabado: todo el mundo necesita comunicación en algún momento, así que no os hagáis los remolones en un taller donde podéis saber que necesitaréis llegado el momento.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Holi, os recuerdo que en unas semanas tenemos esto y será grabado: todo el mundo necesita comunicación en algún momento, así que no os hagáis los remolones en un taller donde podéis saber que necesitaréis llegado el momento.
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Acabo de descubrir este meme y lo voy a utilizar siempre. KARL CENTER. Par favar. 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Acabo de descubrir este meme y lo voy a utilizar siempre. KARL CENTER. Par favar. 🤣
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I kept meaning to make some bespoke set-dressing chains for Pipeburn so I don’t need to ink every individual link in every individual panel like I did last time, so I decided to actually enter one of those Clip Studio Asset Challenges for once assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail...
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I kept meaning to make some bespoke set-dressing chains for Pipeburn so I don’t need to ink every individual link in every individual panel like I did last time, so I decided to actually enter one of those Clip Studio Asset Challenges for once assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail...
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The issues with downloading the prologue on Steam should be fixed now! Let us know what you think, and gives us a shout if something's broken!
store.steampowered.com/app/3835250/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3835250/...
Five Biggest Accomplishments on Steam
Five Biggest Accomplishments is a short Visual Novel where you play as someone who has held the same job for 30 years: push a button every 8 hours or the world will end. Suddenly, you get an email ask...
store.steampowered.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The issues with downloading the prologue on Steam should be fixed now! Let us know what you think, and gives us a shout if something's broken!
store.steampowered.com/app/3835250/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3835250/...
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Reposted by David Church
This might be controversial but if you spend most of your time online getting mad about stuff, being on the internet is harming you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This might be controversial but if you spend most of your time online getting mad about stuff, being on the internet is harming you.
Steam releasing hardware that looks like it's from the future while uploading your game to their platform feels like slogging through software that was developed in the 70s by one engineer who drank too much coffee and hadn't spoken to another human being in years.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Steam releasing hardware that looks like it's from the future while uploading your game to their platform feels like slogging through software that was developed in the 70s by one engineer who drank too much coffee and hadn't spoken to another human being in years.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A video part and a games part.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A video part and a games part.
PLAY THE DEMO FOR MY GAME THANKS.
Five Biggest Accomplishments is a short visual novel about being asked to name your Five Biggest Accomplishments by someone who has no idea what your job entails and wants to fire you.
Play the prologue and whishlist on Steam:
www.instagram.com/p/DQ4FT76jMRS/
Play the prologue and whishlist on Steam:
www.instagram.com/p/DQ4FT76jMRS/
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
PLAY THE DEMO FOR MY GAME THANKS.