🇨🇦Pygmy Surfer
pygmysurfer.sysrq.ca
🇨🇦Pygmy Surfer
@pygmysurfer.sysrq.ca
Old, and tired of your shit. Get off my lawn.

Proud Canadian. We’ll never be the 51st state.
Wow this is amazing! Dude walked over to the robot standing in front of the washer, handed it a towel, and 30 seconds later the towel was in the washer! /s

Who's going to be able to afford this crap when we're all unemployed?
LG’s CLOiD household robot made its debut at the company’s CES press conference, rolling onto the stage and giving a ponderous demo of putting a towel into a washing machine.
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The US has no right to take over Venezuela, either, but here we are …
Denmark’s prime minister has urged Donald Trump to stop threatening to take over Greenland after the president said the US “absolutely” needs the territory.

Frederiksen said: “It makes absolutely no sense to talk about the US needing to take over Greenland.

/1

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
US ‘has no right’ to take over Greenland, Danish PM says after renewed Trump threats
Mette Frederiksen responds to president amid febrile atmosphere after US actions in Venezuela
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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The fact that the Canadian government's official statement on the president of the United States illegally invading a foreign country does not include the words "President," "United States," "illegal," or "invade" really tells you all you need to know about where we stand, tbh
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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🎉🍾Canadian Politicians' 2026 New Year's Resolutions🥂💖
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
thanks AI
Thanks AI!
Thanks AI! GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🤣🤣
Whadda y'at?
YouTube video by Shoresy
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
kace91 on Hacker News is on to something…

“There was a trend of devs being their own QA.
Also devs being infra (devops).
Also devs being PMs (product developers).
Also devs being managers (flat orgs).
Also devs being facilitators (rotative scrum masters).
I wonder why expertise is being lost.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Go Blue!
Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 2191 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Absolutely disgusting behaviour from OpenAI. Utterly unsurprising behaviour from OpenAI.
OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide
OpenAI’s response to teen suicide case is “disturbing,” lawyer says.
arstechnica.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Went to scan the yard for porcupines before letting the dogs out for bed, and came upon an owl. When it saw me it flew up to the fence and watched me. I talked to it, and it just stared at me. One of the coolest things ever.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
USA: "Why don't you visit us anymore?"

Also USA:
U.S. to slap big surcharge on foreign visitors to national parks
Foreign tourists visiting U.S. national parks including the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone will now pay a hefty surcharge, the Trump administration announced Tuesday.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Why we’re going to keep talking about the Trump phone
Why we’re going to keep talking about the Trump phone
It’s not because we’re fans.
buff.ly
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Did We Forget?
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I met Ryan's grandma at Canadian Tire one time. She was really sweet, and proud of him. Glad to see him make his way back to the main roster.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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My god.
LA: “They took a US citizen father out and left a toddler in the backseat. Two heavily armed border patrol agents got in that car and drove the child and the vehicle away.”

What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Lazy Sunday
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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AVERAGE AMERICANS CAN'T PAY THEIR BILLS, BUT ALL DONNY CARES ABOUT HIS IS GAUDY NEW BATHROOM. "LET THEM EAT GOLDEN TOILETS," AM I RIGHT? SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/4nwBvIw
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
100% this. I’m not a good programmer, hell I wouldn’t even call myself a programmer, but this is how I feel trying to use Cursor on my current project.
'AI' Sucks the Joy Out of Programming
I’ve used spicy auto-complete, as well as agents running in my IDE, in my CLI, or on GitHub’s server-side. I’ve been experimenting enough with LLM/AI-driven programming to have an opinion on it. And i...
alexn.org
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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"Not even a year into his second mandate as premier, Houston is proving himself to be yesterday’s man, surrounded by yes-men with yesterday’s plans, which weaken democracy and spell climate and environmental disaster for Nova Scotia," @joanbaxter.bsky.social writes.

(No paywall)
October 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So, was this just an accident? Or an unsuccessful assassination attempt on JD Vance?
The insane decision by the Felon to fire live artillery shells over I-5 could easily have caused deaths. One shell prematurely exploded and landed on one of the busiest freeways in the United States. Thanks to Governor Newsom’s good judgement no one was hurt.

youtube.com/shorts/Xmxx1...
We’ve obtained photos of the shrapnel from the artillery shell that detonated over Vance’s detail
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM