PurpleHayes
@purplehayes.bsky.social
Just a nerd shouting into the void. Aro Ace. He/They. Electrical Engineer. Aspiring amateur photographer
ESPN sending me a push notification about the Bethune transfer is violence. Why you gotta do that to me? And right at the end of a long work day! And to KC of all places?!?! Don't they have enough great players already?
NWSL I think this is "against the spirit of the rules"
NWSL I think this is "against the spirit of the rules"
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
ESPN sending me a push notification about the Bethune transfer is violence. Why you gotta do that to me? And right at the end of a long work day! And to KC of all places?!?! Don't they have enough great players already?
NWSL I think this is "against the spirit of the rules"
NWSL I think this is "against the spirit of the rules"
I feel like the broadcast is trying to sell Darnold as the MVP of this came because they know it's basically a QB award now but Walker is the biggest difference in this game
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I feel like the broadcast is trying to sell Darnold as the MVP of this came because they know it's basically a QB award now but Walker is the biggest difference in this game
@governorwalz.mn.gov don't give them this. They can't be trusted anywhere and letting them grab people awaiting trial from jails instead of off the streets won't change the fact that they are disappearing people. It will just make it less visible to the public
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Minnesota Live Updates: Trump’s Border Chief Says Crackdown Could Ease With More Access to Jails
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov don't give them this. They can't be trusted anywhere and letting them grab people awaiting trial from jails instead of off the streets won't change the fact that they are disappearing people. It will just make it less visible to the public
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
That He-Man movie looks like they spent a lot of money for it to still look like ass
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
That He-Man movie looks like they spent a lot of money for it to still look like ass
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the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.
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It is 3:38am in Vatican City but I would like a live cam on the Chicago Pope right about now
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
It is 3:38am in Vatican City but I would like a live cam on the Chicago Pope right about now
Only Caleb Williams can turn back peddling 30 yards into a good play
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Only Caleb Williams can turn back peddling 30 yards into a good play
Monangai! Oh my god
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Monangai! Oh my god
Bears really making sure we have enough hope for it to hurt
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Bears really making sure we have enough hope for it to hurt
Honestly a better result than just not getting it would have been though
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Honestly a better result than just not getting it would have been though
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
If Rivers somehow gets this team into the playoffs Brady's going to end up playing for the Raiders next year
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If Rivers somehow gets this team into the playoffs Brady's going to end up playing for the Raiders next year
Realizing I have to root for Aaron Rodgers tomorrow
a woman is crying and says i hate it in front of her
ALT: a woman is crying and says i hate it in front of her
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Realizing I have to root for Aaron Rodgers tomorrow
Honestly if the bears keep winning like this I might need to become Catholic
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Honestly if the bears keep winning like this I might need to become Catholic
Wasn't expecting fox to pull out Biting List on an NFL broadcast but that's a pretty great song choice especially for the moment
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wasn't expecting fox to pull out Biting List on an NFL broadcast but that's a pretty great song choice especially for the moment
The Bears are back on top in the North. All is right once again. Thank you Broncos
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Bears are back on top in the North. All is right once again. Thank you Broncos
My redzone feed of the bills vs bengals is ahead of my dedicated feed of the bills vs bengals. I hate this
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My redzone feed of the bills vs bengals is ahead of my dedicated feed of the bills vs bengals. I hate this
My surprisingly hot take is to let people have their space high schooler drama show if they want it. If it sucks and no one watches it will just get cancelled and star trek can continue on as it always has
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My surprisingly hot take is to let people have their space high schooler drama show if they want it. If it sucks and no one watches it will just get cancelled and star trek can continue on as it always has
The Rodman contract denial news dropping at the time of day it did was just mean. Went to bed mad, woke up mad, and now I'm just gonna be semi distracted all day by how dumb this is. Expansion fees shouldn't be more than 165 times what the NWSL is willing to let players be paid!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Rodman contract denial news dropping at the time of day it did was just mean. Went to bed mad, woke up mad, and now I'm just gonna be semi distracted all day by how dumb this is. Expansion fees shouldn't be more than 165 times what the NWSL is willing to let players be paid!!!
Seems like the YouTube recap doesn't include news and politics channels? Kinda hard to say it's a good year in review when they're choosing to leave stuff out
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Seems like the YouTube recap doesn't include news and politics channels? Kinda hard to say it's a good year in review when they're choosing to leave stuff out
The NFL is punishing us for having good thanksgiving games by making us watch a Jayden less Commanders tonight and the Giants tomorrow
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The NFL is punishing us for having good thanksgiving games by making us watch a Jayden less Commanders tonight and the Giants tomorrow
That take by the broadcast on why they shouldn't have gone for 2 is some of the most boneheaded stuff I've heard. You go because you need it at some point so now you know the result and can have more shots if needed
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That take by the broadcast on why they shouldn't have gone for 2 is some of the most boneheaded stuff I've heard. You go because you need it at some point so now you know the result and can have more shots if needed
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
The Warning
Band-Maid
The Beths
Boygenius
Roger Waters
The Warning
Band-Maid
The Beths
Boygenius
Roger Waters
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
The Warning
Band-Maid
The Beths
Boygenius
Roger Waters
The Warning
Band-Maid
The Beths
Boygenius
Roger Waters
So if the Rams lose tonight the Bears will be in complete control of their fate in terms of seeding. One seed here we come? No but really. Can't believe it's even possible to say this in week 12 #beardown
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So if the Rams lose tonight the Bears will be in complete control of their fate in terms of seeding. One seed here we come? No but really. Can't believe it's even possible to say this in week 12 #beardown