@purlgully.bsky.social
Holding my cat up to the screen at the vet and asking how he intends to pay for this.
May 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Holding my cat up to the screen at the vet and asking how he intends to pay for this.
Mulder watches pornography or senate hearings
May 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mulder watches pornography or senate hearings
My dieting coworker is constantly talking about how hungry she is and finally another coworker said "yeah girl because you don't eat"
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My dieting coworker is constantly talking about how hungry she is and finally another coworker said "yeah girl because you don't eat"
Sometimes I'm minding my own business and I remember the children's Tele show T-Bag
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes I'm minding my own business and I remember the children's Tele show T-Bag
Sometimes you bring up the 72 bus and people think you're being weird and sometimes you bring up the the 72 bus and people thank you for the information. There's no way to know
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Sometimes you bring up the 72 bus and people think you're being weird and sometimes you bring up the the 72 bus and people thank you for the information. There's no way to know
I watched two episodes of nobody wants this and I won't be watching more and I don't want to actually get into A Conversation about it but why is the rabbi character unconventional?
January 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I watched two episodes of nobody wants this and I won't be watching more and I don't want to actually get into A Conversation about it but why is the rabbi character unconventional?
There's a weekly office trivia i reluctantly participate in and today I knew an answer about brat summer and Chappell Roan so they assumed I knew the other pop music answers and I had to explain that I only know the gay ones
January 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There's a weekly office trivia i reluctantly participate in and today I knew an answer about brat summer and Chappell Roan so they assumed I knew the other pop music answers and I had to explain that I only know the gay ones
It's too cold. I hate this.
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It's too cold. I hate this.
Scully is wearing pantyhose (not tights) under her pants. The 90s was an awful time
January 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Scully is wearing pantyhose (not tights) under her pants. The 90s was an awful time
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Tom Bombadil is Cottagecore Cthulhu. I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tom Bombadil is Cottagecore Cthulhu. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Fuck I just remembered that I had a great idea for a first wedding anniversary present to my spouse and I can’t remember what it was. It was paper related
January 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Fuck I just remembered that I had a great idea for a first wedding anniversary present to my spouse and I can’t remember what it was. It was paper related
I fundamentally don’t understand how insurance works and live in mild fear of that being found out. Currently navigating my first car accident as an adult (at age 41) and I think I can bluff my way through it
Do not explain insurance to me please.
Do not explain insurance to me please.
January 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I fundamentally don’t understand how insurance works and live in mild fear of that being found out. Currently navigating my first car accident as an adult (at age 41) and I think I can bluff my way through it
Do not explain insurance to me please.
Do not explain insurance to me please.
I am pro invading Canada but only because I think 1) we should liberate them from their oppressive King and 2) who said the War of 1812 was over? Let’s fucking go
January 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I am pro invading Canada but only because I think 1) we should liberate them from their oppressive King and 2) who said the War of 1812 was over? Let’s fucking go
Remembering when I was telling my spouse how the 2 times his exwife came to the house they looked stunning and I was working from home & looked like a witch had crawled out of a bog and he said “well it makes sense I’m with someone who…um…” and then had to find a way out without saying I was ugly
January 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Remembering when I was telling my spouse how the 2 times his exwife came to the house they looked stunning and I was working from home & looked like a witch had crawled out of a bog and he said “well it makes sense I’m with someone who…um…” and then had to find a way out without saying I was ugly
Imagine being one of Skinner’s other direct reports. You’re trying to get your PTO approved and he’s screaming at Mulder about aliens
January 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Imagine being one of Skinner’s other direct reports. You’re trying to get your PTO approved and he’s screaming at Mulder about aliens
Normalise asking strangers if you can hold their baby so they can drink their beer in peace. Everyone wins. They get to drink their beer and take a break. I get to hold a baby and give it back.
December 24, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Normalise asking strangers if you can hold their baby so they can drink their beer in peace. Everyone wins. They get to drink their beer and take a break. I get to hold a baby and give it back.
We have a cleaner come once a month and few months ago we had her come while we were away and told her where the key was and it’s a game changer. She can come whenever and we come back to a clean house like a magic trick has been done
December 24, 2024 at 10:54 PM
We have a cleaner come once a month and few months ago we had her come while we were away and told her where the key was and it’s a game changer. She can come whenever and we come back to a clean house like a magic trick has been done
The “we know Luigi wasn’t a leftist because he did something other than start a book club” is an unfair characterisation, however I was one of two women who’s commitment to leftist bookclub was questioned because we skipped a couple meetings to volunteer or attend organising meetings soooooo
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
The “we know Luigi wasn’t a leftist because he did something other than start a book club” is an unfair characterisation, however I was one of two women who’s commitment to leftist bookclub was questioned because we skipped a couple meetings to volunteer or attend organising meetings soooooo
We need to stop pretending antizionism is antisemitism and talk about the real antisemitism like where the fuck are our dreidels? They are meant to be kept in the same box as the hannukah candles in the tub under the bed. Why are they not there or anywhere else in the house?
December 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
We need to stop pretending antizionism is antisemitism and talk about the real antisemitism like where the fuck are our dreidels? They are meant to be kept in the same box as the hannukah candles in the tub under the bed. Why are they not there or anywhere else in the house?
The non alien X-Files episodes are so much better than the alien ones
December 18, 2024 at 6:01 AM
The non alien X-Files episodes are so much better than the alien ones
Cannot recommend looking at large trees enough. 10/10 no notes
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Cannot recommend looking at large trees enough. 10/10 no notes
I’m five free office party wines deep on public transit and there’s a cute baby near me. Please send help
December 5, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I’m five free office party wines deep on public transit and there’s a cute baby near me. Please send help
Is there a way to ban people from saying “hubby” in my presence? Is it because I only ever say spouse? Does it make peoples brains short circuit? Because people say hubby to me more than husband
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Is there a way to ban people from saying “hubby” in my presence? Is it because I only ever say spouse? Does it make peoples brains short circuit? Because people say hubby to me more than husband
I have no opinion on posting ketamine on a meth sub but I do want to say that if you give me my drugs and I need scissors to open the package I’m going to be real pissed. Unless you sell me the bag and a pair of folding sewing scissors
they're gatekeeping crack groups on x the everything app
December 4, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I have no opinion on posting ketamine on a meth sub but I do want to say that if you give me my drugs and I need scissors to open the package I’m going to be real pissed. Unless you sell me the bag and a pair of folding sewing scissors
Again. I need accountant friends because we only closed October last week and none of my friends find this interesting
December 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Again. I need accountant friends because we only closed October last week and none of my friends find this interesting