Publius Maximus
@publiusmaximus.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I will like your selfies and reblog your pets.
Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too:
https://bsky.app/profile/pronouns.diy
Jacobite Pretender for Tumblr clout.
DNI if Jim Sensenbrenner
I use a pronoun labler and would like if you did too:
https://bsky.app/profile/pronouns.diy
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Judicial bias: if the judge rules "no, you don't get to hit them for that comeback because it was too funny", there is no appeal
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Judicial bias: if the judge rules "no, you don't get to hit them for that comeback because it was too funny", there is no appeal
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Reasonable escalation of force: if your sibling is breathing on you, punching them is an improper escalation of force, the proper response is farting on them instead
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reasonable escalation of force: if your sibling is breathing on you, punching them is an improper escalation of force, the proper response is farting on them instead
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Reasonably forseeable circumstances: if you kick the couch your sibling is sitting on and it jostles them, that is considered the same as you jostling them directly
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reasonably forseeable circumstances: if you kick the couch your sibling is sitting on and it jostles them, that is considered the same as you jostling them directly
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*shares some Gregorian chant mp3s*
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*shares some Gregorian chant mp3s*
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Go to Mastadon is much ruder than go to hell, honestly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Go to Mastadon is much ruder than go to hell, honestly.
No, pornhub, I did not mean "bicycle" just now. I did, in fact, mean "unicycle".
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
No, pornhub, I did not mean "bicycle" just now. I did, in fact, mean "unicycle".
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i mean look at this. this is sadism.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i mean look at this. this is sadism.
There's very few circumstances under which I will kink shame. "Hot Yoda" would be one of them.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There's very few circumstances under which I will kink shame. "Hot Yoda" would be one of them.