Reminds me of a conversation I had with a couple at our synagogue, which went something like

Her: Oh, you're a lawyer? You must be rich.

Her husband: PEALS OF UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER. No honey. He said he's a public defender.

Vibes and sympathies. That sucks.

I love how no matter the example, you can find someone from the relevant profession to say “What? No! Here’s ten reasons why Stephen Miller would be a terrible [fill in the blank].”

(Note: this was a bad thing, and it sucked. Do not recommend.)

Enh. There's worse things.

(Also, when I say I don't have money, I mean, like to spend on this. We're not starving to death or anything horrible. I just can't drop $$$ on a giant LEGO set. As I said, there's a lot worse things.)

I'm willing to believe AI would cut pie exactly like that.

(Also, I'm just making bad jokes here. None of this is meant to be serious commentary on gerrymandering or the framers.)

Okay, fine then. As the framers intended!

I finished a whole ass grad degree while suffering from depression.

The framers never would have allowed for this.

Don’t love that.

I’m paywalled out, but the headline alone is enough to raise a lot of questions.

To be fair, I think many parents have had this moment (or one like it) at least once.

Sadly, like so many humans, I don’t have any money. (For this)