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Jewish. Father to two children and one dog. Husband to one wife. Attorney maligning officers for sport. Gamer/geek. One time martial artist. Dad jokes. He/him. Magneto made some valid points.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A white outline of Magnetos helmet on a black background, with the caption “Magneto made some valid points.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Three panels of comedian Aamer Rahman monologuing. He says “If you punch a Nazi, who’s next? Hopefully, more Nazis. Why would you…why would you only punch one? That doesn’t seem right.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Like @xplainthexmen.bsky.social say: Magneto made some valid points.
A white outline of Magneto’s helmet with the text “Magneto made some valid points.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Now would be fine.
A close up of Batman saying “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My God.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The sickos meme, but the sicko is piloting a Mad Cat.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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A picture of a frog holding a rifle. The frog is standing next to a guillotine. The caption reads “Hippity hoppity. It’s time for Chippity Choppity.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Comic depicting the difference between Tolkien and CS Lewis, that difference being that Tolkien HATED allegory with the fire of a thousand suns.
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Bobby, just say Jews, this is taking forever.
Two panels: the top is Alec Baldwin, in a suit, a black suit, with a white shirt and black tie. He is saying “The television audience doesn’t want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing…” The bottom panel is Tina Fey, dressed in a blue and white striped shirt. She is answering Alex saying, “Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.”
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If you see this post, a random photo (or meme) from your photo gallery without explaining it.
A picture of a snarling badger with the caption “this meeting could have been a fistfight.”
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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My God.
A close of Batman saying “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My god.”
September 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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No, they mean this guy. Who is obviously not undead
No, seriously, this is a character from Grant Morrison’s JLA run. A member of the Hyperclan named, well, A-Mortal.
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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A white drawing of the helmet of Magneto, with the words “Magneto made some valid points” written underneath
August 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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They’re not wimps!
Ilyana Rasputin, AKA Magick, a blond haired sorcereress with a giant sword, is playing “rock, paper, scissors,” with Cain Marko, aka, the Juggernaut, a giant muscly dude with a big helmet. Neither of them pick anything but Rock, because they’re not wimps.
August 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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That’s ‘cause they’re not WIMPS
Ilyana Rasputin, AKA Magick, a blond haired sorcereress with a giant sword, is playing “rock, paper, scissors,” with Cain Marko, aka, the Juggernaut, a giant muscly dude with a big helmet. Neither of them pick anything but Rock, because they’re not wimps.
August 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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A scene from a holiday party. Most notably, it features Matt Murdock, a red(?) haired man wearing sunglasses and a red sweatshirt that reads "I'm not Daredevil," and shouting "Happy Holidays People!" Matt Murdock, of course, is Daredevil.
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I mean, this dude just takes credit for the Bronze Age collapse. Why? Who knows? Is he telling the truth? Again, who knows? He’s just that over the top.
Apocalypse claiming to be the cause of the Bronze Age collapse, because that’s how he rolls
July 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Apocalypse, aka En Sabah Nur. Is his pseudo Darwinist philosophy stupid? Yes. Is he absurdly over the top at all times? Also yes. I love him anyway.

Also, someone on Reddit pointed out that Christopher Judge, aka, Teal’c, should play him, and that is the most perfect fan casting ever.
Two panels depicting Apocalypse, a giant blue mutant in a nice suit. In response to a question about his name, he answers “I am Apocalypse. My other names are not fit for you to utter.”
July 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Johnathan Frakes as Commander Riker, pre-beard, stares in alarm. The caption reads “Commander Yiker.”
July 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Batman saying “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My G-d.”
July 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Ororo Monroe/Storm. Done completely dirty by the Fox movies. Absolute stone badass
Ororo Monroe/Storm.
June 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Ratchet, an Autobot medical doctor, who I will forever think of as the one who created the Dinobots after willingly throwing down with Megatron.

Early Marvel Transformers was amazing. I’m pissed I don’t still have my copy of the issue where Spider-Man shows up.
Two panels from Marvel’s Transformers comics, wherein Ratchet, an Autobot who turns into an ambulance and is explicitly not a front line fighter, takes a swing at Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, because punching fascists is always the correct choice.
June 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I’m a simple man, sometimes.
Cover of JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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A Calvin and Hobbes strip. In the first panel, Calvin is driving nails into the coffee table. In the second, Calvin's mom runs in, screaming "Calvin! What are you DOING to the coffee table." In the third, Calvin stares at the table, which is full of nails, clearly perplexed. In the fourth panel, Calvin says to his mom "Is this some sort of trick question or what?" His mom is facepalming.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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A cartoon man in a stereotypical French aristocrat outfit saying “Oui…hon hon hon…oui!” This is the sickos meme, but in French.
March 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Again, every day is shut the fuck up Friday
Two middle aged white dudes in collared suits and shades staring at the camera. The caption reads “And it’s shut the fuck up Friday.” Because it always is.
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM