Femboy Archangel of Bayonne
@prettyboybattalion.bsky.social
new jersey princess-in-exile
unkillable
bisexual borderline bolshevik
unkillable
bisexual borderline bolshevik
Fuck
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fuck
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Asshole foghorn into urethra, call that a wood-wind
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Asshole foghorn into urethra, call that a wood-wind
Hey buddy how's the divorce goin-
...Jesus Christ
...Jesus Christ
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey buddy how's the divorce goin-
...Jesus Christ
...Jesus Christ
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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injecting the testosterone that makes you unironically buy holographic playboy lighters at the gas station
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
injecting the testosterone that makes you unironically buy holographic playboy lighters at the gas station
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Oh
Oh no
Oh
Oh no
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Oh
Oh no
Oh
Oh no
sorry libs but the M1911 is a cuck pistol that sucks
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
sorry libs but the M1911 is a cuck pistol that sucks
they fucked that turkey
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
they fucked that turkey
I think humanity will win
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think humanity will win
I feel no need to post
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I feel no need to post
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>show up to kink party
>ask organizer if the kink party is david cronenberg or helluva boss
>confusion.jpg
>pull out chart explaining differences
>haha it's a good kink party sir
>go inside
>it's steven universe
>ask organizer if the kink party is david cronenberg or helluva boss
>confusion.jpg
>pull out chart explaining differences
>haha it's a good kink party sir
>go inside
>it's steven universe
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
>show up to kink party
>ask organizer if the kink party is david cronenberg or helluva boss
>confusion.jpg
>pull out chart explaining differences
>haha it's a good kink party sir
>go inside
>it's steven universe
>ask organizer if the kink party is david cronenberg or helluva boss
>confusion.jpg
>pull out chart explaining differences
>haha it's a good kink party sir
>go inside
>it's steven universe
The Father (Lil Jon), The Son (Lil Wayne), The Holy Ghost (Lil Kim)
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Father (Lil Jon), The Son (Lil Wayne), The Holy Ghost (Lil Kim)
Where's lil jon when we need him most
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Where's lil jon when we need him most
One thing I love about Bluesky is people with no bitches lecture people who get bitches about the intricacies and social politics of getting bitches
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One thing I love about Bluesky is people with no bitches lecture people who get bitches about the intricacies and social politics of getting bitches
Okay what is it about me that keeps attracting Southerners
Literally so many people who wanna dominate me that I run into irl end up being southern
Literally so many people who wanna dominate me that I run into irl end up being southern
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Okay what is it about me that keeps attracting Southerners
Literally so many people who wanna dominate me that I run into irl end up being southern
Literally so many people who wanna dominate me that I run into irl end up being southern
*resigned sigh*
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
*resigned sigh*
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the fact ppl are only getting upset about the female boys and not the female men is misandry btw
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the fact ppl are only getting upset about the female boys and not the female men is misandry btw
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Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely
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this just in trannies have complicated and sensitive relationships to boyhood/manhood
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
this just in trannies have complicated and sensitive relationships to boyhood/manhood
Got a fucking machine 😇
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Got a fucking machine 😇
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oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
oh to be on my knees femme'd to the 9's and have a beautiful older woman call me a good boy
So we're all in agreement @maysuser.name is the main character of Bluesky
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So we're all in agreement @maysuser.name is the main character of Bluesky
Super Massive Blackhole is actually a fun song but it's even better when you associate it with Vampire Baseball
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Super Massive Blackhole is actually a fun song but it's even better when you associate it with Vampire Baseball
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*extremely MUSE “Supermassive Black Hole” from twilight soundtrack voice*
MEGAFAUNAL
BRAIN
WORM
MEGAFAUNAL
BRAIN
WORM
Yea I took your post as specifically referring to people who have Dune sized brainworms making them think they look like men and not like, ya know people like me
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*extremely MUSE “Supermassive Black Hole” from twilight soundtrack voice*
MEGAFAUNAL
BRAIN
WORM
MEGAFAUNAL
BRAIN
WORM