David
@premdw.bsky.social
I'm in the Tampa Bay area of Florida, USA.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Me: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's buoyancy.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's buoyancy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's buoyancy.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No, that's buoyancy.
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I spoke with Betty. She was very emotional and asked me to tell you that “she would love to give each one of you a great big hug.” We’re so close to changing her life. If you can give $5 or $10, it would be awesome. If not, I completely understand, but a repost is free. Thanks very much.
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I spoke with Betty. She was very emotional and asked me to tell you that “she would love to give each one of you a great big hug.” We’re so close to changing her life. If you can give $5 or $10, it would be awesome. If not, I completely understand, but a repost is free. Thanks very much.
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Hey friends!🫂🫂
The holidays are coming,
And if you’re looking for something special,
I wanted to share my Etsy store.
It’s full of beautiful items from Ukrainian makers - perfect for thoughtful Christmas gifts or just a little treat for yourself.
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
The holidays are coming,
And if you’re looking for something special,
I wanted to share my Etsy store.
It’s full of beautiful items from Ukrainian makers - perfect for thoughtful Christmas gifts or just a little treat for yourself.
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey friends!🫂🫂
The holidays are coming,
And if you’re looking for something special,
I wanted to share my Etsy store.
It’s full of beautiful items from Ukrainian makers - perfect for thoughtful Christmas gifts or just a little treat for yourself.
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
The holidays are coming,
And if you’re looking for something special,
I wanted to share my Etsy store.
It’s full of beautiful items from Ukrainian makers - perfect for thoughtful Christmas gifts or just a little treat for yourself.
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
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I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I asked my daughter to give me the phone book.
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.
So...
The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...
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I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
People asked me how I could tell them apart?..
It was simple, Jill colored her nails purple and Bob had a penis.
#DocAfterDark
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, 'How warm is it inside?' I said, 'Lukewarm.'
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, 'How warm is it inside?' I said, 'Lukewarm.'
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UPDATE: Betty is overwhelmed with gratitude for those who were kind enough to donate to her GFM, and she asked me to pass along her sincere thanks. I’d love for her to reach the goal, but if you can’t contribute, a retweet helps too.
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
UPDATE: Betty is overwhelmed with gratitude for those who were kind enough to donate to her GFM, and she asked me to pass along her sincere thanks. I’d love for her to reach the goal, but if you can’t contribute, a retweet helps too.
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Doing a crossword I asked the wife Whats a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in unt?
@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....
if you're like me...
youd prolly need whiteout too....
#DocAfterDark
@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....
if you're like me...
youd prolly need whiteout too....
#DocAfterDark
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Doing a crossword I asked the wife Whats a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in unt?
@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....
if you're like me...
youd prolly need whiteout too....
#DocAfterDark
@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....
if you're like me...
youd prolly need whiteout too....
#DocAfterDark
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How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It's on the house.
Nothing. It's on the house.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It's on the house.
Nothing. It's on the house.
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
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I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
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I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said, 'Homer's a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.'
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said, 'Homer's a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.'
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It's a darned shame, Frank.
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's a darned shame, Frank.
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Wow, hitting 900 followers has me feeling so grateful! Each one of you means so much to me. Knowing you're here, appreciating what I share, truly touches my heart. Thank you for being part of this journey with me. I'm excited for what's ahead, together! 💙💛
SLAVA UKRAINI
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SLAVA UKRAINI
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November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wow, hitting 900 followers has me feeling so grateful! Each one of you means so much to me. Knowing you're here, appreciating what I share, truly touches my heart. Thank you for being part of this journey with me. I'm excited for what's ahead, together! 💙💛
SLAVA UKRAINI
🇺🇦
SLAVA UKRAINI
🇺🇦
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Would you expect anything different?
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Would you expect anything different?
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October 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Continuing the morning "Best of Randy's Random" site memes. This one is 1 of 2.
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Continuing the morning "Best of Randy's Random" site memes. This one is 1 of 2.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Every purchase supports real people in Ukraine, keeping creativity and hope alive
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
www.etsy.com
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Every purchase supports real people in Ukraine, keeping creativity and hope alive
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
Take a look here:
www.etsy.com/shop/IdeaxUa
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Taking us through the weekend: Lessons from 'The Princess Bride' (1987). 1 of 5
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Taking us through the weekend: Lessons from 'The Princess Bride' (1987). 1 of 5
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I don't wanna go into detail
but the Dyson ball cleaner
is a very misleading product name #DocAfterDarkrk
but the Dyson ball cleaner
is a very misleading product name #DocAfterDarkrk
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don't wanna go into detail
but the Dyson ball cleaner
is a very misleading product name #DocAfterDarkrk
but the Dyson ball cleaner
is a very misleading product name #DocAfterDarkrk
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Just takes a little thinking!
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just takes a little thinking!