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Contrary to the words of Don’t Worry Baby, everything will NOT turn out alright.
RIP to a legend.
RIP to a legend.
Brian Wilson, Beach Boys Co-Founder and Architect of Pop, Dead at 82
More on his life and legacy: rollingstone.com/music/music-...
More on his life and legacy: rollingstone.com/music/music-...
June 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Contrary to the words of Don’t Worry Baby, everything will NOT turn out alright.
RIP to a legend.
RIP to a legend.
>me
>land law exam
>didn’t study, felt confident
>failed
>badly
>so did everyone else
>exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus
>everyone complained to students department
>eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate
>I passed
>moral of the story: uh
>land law exam
>didn’t study, felt confident
>failed
>badly
>so did everyone else
>exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus
>everyone complained to students department
>eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate
>I passed
>moral of the story: uh
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
>me
>land law exam
>didn’t study, felt confident
>failed
>badly
>so did everyone else
>exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus
>everyone complained to students department
>eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate
>I passed
>moral of the story: uh
>land law exam
>didn’t study, felt confident
>failed
>badly
>so did everyone else
>exam was atrociously written, completely off syllabus
>everyone complained to students department
>eventually everyone got bumped 10% to compensate
>I passed
>moral of the story: uh
my favourite skeet of recent times
April 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
my favourite skeet of recent times
Norman Spinrad kind of answered this question in The Void Captain’s Tale
Do you think any of the Guild Navigators ever got a handjob while traversing fold space @neildegrassetyson.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Norman Spinrad kind of answered this question in The Void Captain’s Tale
I’m not religious but i believe in the holy trinity.
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m not religious but i believe in the holy trinity.
>"stop orange fascism"
>"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets"
You sure you meant "stop"?
>"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets"
You sure you meant "stop"?
My grandfather fought against the Soviets in WW2. No. Full stop.
April 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
>"stop orange fascism"
>"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets"
You sure you meant "stop"?
>"my grandpa fought *against* the Soviets"
You sure you meant "stop"?
The two wolves inside me
March 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The two wolves inside me
Fair winds and following seas, Captain Ramsey.
Gene Hackman 1930-2025
Gene Hackman 1930-2025
February 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Fair winds and following seas, Captain Ramsey.
Gene Hackman 1930-2025
Gene Hackman 1930-2025
The fuck you mean “2”, 1 never happened
February 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The fuck you mean “2”, 1 never happened
What is the coolest shot in movies?
Duh.
Duh.
February 15, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What is the coolest shot in movies?
Duh.
Duh.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my gal pals here. To my rude dudes, apologies for the way I swing. The very best of days to you too though.
May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮
May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮
a close up of a woman wearing a hooded jacket and a mask on her face .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a hooded jacket and a mask on her face .
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February 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to my gal pals here. To my rude dudes, apologies for the way I swing. The very best of days to you too though.
May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮
May you all “make peace with Shai-Hulud” 🍆 or “have enough water to change the face of Arrakis” 🌮
Broke: the president is Donald Trump
Woke: the president is Elon Musk
Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X
Woke: the president is Elon Musk
Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Broke: the president is Donald Trump
Woke: the president is Elon Musk
Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X
Woke: the president is Elon Musk
Bespoke: the president is Lil Grimes X
Straight up rawdogging this hotpot. No dips, no sauces, no seasonings. In the broth, swirl, out of broth, eat. No mucking about.
February 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Straight up rawdogging this hotpot. No dips, no sauces, no seasonings. In the broth, swirl, out of broth, eat. No mucking about.
My extremely specific preferred film genre is "pulling into orbit"
January 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My extremely specific preferred film genre is "pulling into orbit"
I don't have the money for roids and ozempic
Lenny Kravitz turns 61 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't have the money for roids and ozempic
Is Wolf Hall a good name for a schlong?
January 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Is Wolf Hall a good name for a schlong?
Where is Dune: Part Two? Was it successful? Did it win any Golden Globes?
January 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Where is Dune: Part Two? Was it successful? Did it win any Golden Globes?
To my homies still stuck in 2024:
2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready
2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready
a blurred image of a person standing in the desert
ALT: a blurred image of a person standing in the desert
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 4:17 PM
To my homies still stuck in 2024:
2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready
2025 is kinda neat, come on over when you’re ready
Amerika je Holandije
Empire State Building #USA
@EmpireStateBldg
Tonight we will shine in Red White and Blue to honor the life and legacy of President #JimmyCarter
📷: captiv_8/IG
@EmpireStateBldg
Tonight we will shine in Red White and Blue to honor the life and legacy of President #JimmyCarter
📷: captiv_8/IG
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Amerika je Holandije
Tonight you will be visited by three Fremen
December 24, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Tonight you will be visited by three Fremen