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oughe this “gobble warning” nongsence
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
oughe this “gobble warning” nongsence
He’ll do anything to try to become a billionaire
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
He’ll do anything to try to become a billionaire
My name is Oremandios
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My name is Oremandios
Is this supposed to be Älplermagronen?
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Is this supposed to be Älplermagronen?
Why on Earth did you guys discontinue it? The fried apple pie has been in every other country I’ve visited and my home country, and nowhere has thought to get rid of it.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Why on Earth did you guys discontinue it? The fried apple pie has been in every other country I’ve visited and my home country, and nowhere has thought to get rid of it.
Kegseth. That’s a good one. Apt for the DUI hire.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kegseth. That’s a good one. Apt for the DUI hire.
In terms of demeanour, yes
As for twinsies:
Annie Murphy
Betty Gilpin
Kerry Condon
Louise Brealey
Meghann Fahy
Rebecca Ferguson
As for twinsies:
Annie Murphy
Betty Gilpin
Kerry Condon
Louise Brealey
Meghann Fahy
Rebecca Ferguson
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In terms of demeanour, yes
As for twinsies:
Annie Murphy
Betty Gilpin
Kerry Condon
Louise Brealey
Meghann Fahy
Rebecca Ferguson
As for twinsies:
Annie Murphy
Betty Gilpin
Kerry Condon
Louise Brealey
Meghann Fahy
Rebecca Ferguson
Wait til you see the second one
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Wait til you see the second one
Another $2B to JimCam
a group of people in red robes are singing and dancing
Alt: a group of people in red robes are singing and dancing
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November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Another $2B to JimCam
I have no comment other than to note that Budd Dwyer’s press conference was too long ago
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I have no comment other than to note that Budd Dwyer’s press conference was too long ago
Gonzo, member of the swat team
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Gonzo, member of the swat team
@unicouniuni3.bsky.social you have competition
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
@unicouniuni3.bsky.social you have competition
Cuomo is definitely going to challenge Zohran to pet a dog and come up with another barrel-bottom-scraping ad about it when Zohran ignores him
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Cuomo is definitely going to challenge Zohran to pet a dog and come up with another barrel-bottom-scraping ad about it when Zohran ignores him
If I could tell my kid self to not be ashamed to be Chinese because it gets better, I would
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I could tell my kid self to not be ashamed to be Chinese because it gets better, I would
With the relevant figures, of course; just because the general trend fits doesn’t mean we can be lazy with facts
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
With the relevant figures, of course; just because the general trend fits doesn’t mean we can be lazy with facts
Honestly a little surprised Cuomo hasn’t called Zohran auntysemitic yet
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Honestly a little surprised Cuomo hasn’t called Zohran auntysemitic yet
ouchie for the spicy bug though
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
ouchie for the spicy bug though
Scissors? Momb hwhat the phuch
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Scissors? Momb hwhat the phuch
and the GOAT Rebecca Ferguson!
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
and the GOAT Rebecca Ferguson!
Material horror should be developed as a genre! Stuff like this and The Long Walk are superior to supernatural horror because of the real possibilities.
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Material horror should be developed as a genre! Stuff like this and The Long Walk are superior to supernatural horror because of the real possibilities.
shocking new developments
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
shocking new developments
more menacing than hellocobber blades
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
more menacing than hellocobber blades
(Gilbert Gottfried voice) WHERE’S THE BEEF
October 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
(Gilbert Gottfried voice) WHERE’S THE BEEF
No kings means no kings
a burger king statue with a crown on
ALT: a burger king statue with a crown on
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
No kings means no kings