Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
Divorced single mom, 3 kids, liberal living in a very red Florida county, so sanity is tenuous at times.
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
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Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
· Feb 1
Action hoe is my new favorite gardening tool and also my superhero alter ego
I need you all to watch It’s Florida Man so you can understand the true Florida madness that is a constant undercurrent of existence here.
It’s so accurate and insane.
It’s so accurate and insane.
a man is laughing and saying hi !
Alt: a man is laughing and saying hi !
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December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I need you all to watch It’s Florida Man so you can understand the true Florida madness that is a constant undercurrent of existence here.
It’s so accurate and insane.
It’s so accurate and insane.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (147×)
2. "shit" (74×)
3. "fuck" (73×)
4. "florida" (70×)
5. "kids" (65×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (147×)
2. "shit" (74×)
3. "fuck" (73×)
4. "florida" (70×)
5. "kids" (65×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (147×)
2. "shit" (74×)
3. "fuck" (73×)
4. "florida" (70×)
5. "kids" (65×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fucking" (147×)
2. "shit" (74×)
3. "fuck" (73×)
4. "florida" (70×)
5. "kids" (65×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Oh my God they actually think he controls the weather
Jesus, that is a completely earnest tone of voice, too.
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Oh my God they actually think he controls the weather
I literally get this kind of feedback every single week, and yet 🤷♀️
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I literally get this kind of feedback every single week, and yet 🤷♀️
incredible photos here from a liquor store nearby with an accompanying story. the holiday season has begun here in RVA! (yes the raccoon is okay)
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
www.wric.com/news/weird-n...
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have a really hard time letting go of certain things at work.
I don’t like being agreeable about doing dumb things that make no sense to do but we’re gonna do them anyways because that’s how we’ve always done them.
I don’t like being agreeable about doing dumb things that make no sense to do but we’re gonna do them anyways because that’s how we’ve always done them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I have a really hard time letting go of certain things at work.
I don’t like being agreeable about doing dumb things that make no sense to do but we’re gonna do them anyways because that’s how we’ve always done them.
I don’t like being agreeable about doing dumb things that make no sense to do but we’re gonna do them anyways because that’s how we’ve always done them.
It’s really fucking shitty that reaction people are using pictures posted to social media to feed their AI garbage.
It’s gross and invasive.
It’s gross and invasive.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s really fucking shitty that reaction people are using pictures posted to social media to feed their AI garbage.
It’s gross and invasive.
It’s gross and invasive.
It’s giving Tuesday.
If you donate today, donate to smaller nonprofit orgs where your money goes further than it does if you donate to big orgs.
There’s several groups that can give you information on how organizations actually spend too
www.guidestar.org
If you donate today, donate to smaller nonprofit orgs where your money goes further than it does if you donate to big orgs.
There’s several groups that can give you information on how organizations actually spend too
www.guidestar.org
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www.guidestar.org
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It’s giving Tuesday.
If you donate today, donate to smaller nonprofit orgs where your money goes further than it does if you donate to big orgs.
There’s several groups that can give you information on how organizations actually spend too
www.guidestar.org
If you donate today, donate to smaller nonprofit orgs where your money goes further than it does if you donate to big orgs.
There’s several groups that can give you information on how organizations actually spend too
www.guidestar.org
I just had a really bad customer service experience. Like I restated my issue multiple times in multiple ways and the supposed support person gave me canned answers for issues that were not my issue and refused to transfer me to a supervisor.
Genuinely making me reconsider my use of a service I’ve
Genuinely making me reconsider my use of a service I’ve
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just had a really bad customer service experience. Like I restated my issue multiple times in multiple ways and the supposed support person gave me canned answers for issues that were not my issue and refused to transfer me to a supervisor.
Genuinely making me reconsider my use of a service I’ve
Genuinely making me reconsider my use of a service I’ve
Very uncertain about this whole “Christmas” thing
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Very uncertain about this whole “Christmas” thing
Someone isn’t allowed underfoot in the kitchen while I’m cooking, someone call peta quick
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Someone isn’t allowed underfoot in the kitchen while I’m cooking, someone call peta quick
I keep remembering the last thing my dream boss said about dog sitting for Arron Hernandez.
“The dog was fine. But that guy just wasn’t right in the head”
Such a weird dream
“The dog was fine. But that guy just wasn’t right in the head”
Such a weird dream
Brains are fucking weird.
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I keep remembering the last thing my dream boss said about dog sitting for Arron Hernandez.
“The dog was fine. But that guy just wasn’t right in the head”
Such a weird dream
“The dog was fine. But that guy just wasn’t right in the head”
Such a weird dream
The outside will have to wait for next weekend, but the inside is coming along nicely
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The outside will have to wait for next weekend, but the inside is coming along nicely
4 more hours on the busiest driving day of the year on one of the worst stretches of 95 in the country
a cartoon llama with the words bring it on written below it
Alt: a cartoon llama with the words bring it on written below it
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
4 more hours on the busiest driving day of the year on one of the worst stretches of 95 in the country
Brains are fucking weird.
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Brains are fucking weird.
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
I drove 14 hours today and I have to drive 4 more hours tomorrow and I just want to be home and I hate that my whole weekend was driving instead of putting up Christmas decorations
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I drove 14 hours today and I have to drive 4 more hours tomorrow and I just want to be home and I hate that my whole weekend was driving instead of putting up Christmas decorations
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
One hour and fifteen minutes left
I’ve decorated the office
I’ve taken out the trash
Now I’m basically just watching the clock
I’ve decorated the office
I’ve taken out the trash
Now I’m basically just watching the clock
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
One hour and fifteen minutes left
I’ve decorated the office
I’ve taken out the trash
Now I’m basically just watching the clock
I’ve decorated the office
I’ve taken out the trash
Now I’m basically just watching the clock
Omg today is dragging so much
Just let me go home
Just let me go home
a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
Alt: a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Omg today is dragging so much
Just let me go home
Just let me go home
Dragging myself out of bed this morning with the promise to myself that I’m sleeping in tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dragging myself out of bed this morning with the promise to myself that I’m sleeping in tomorrow
I need to stop spiraling until I have something concrete to spiral about
alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I need to stop spiraling until I have something concrete to spiral about
I am having
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
If you write your posts
Like this
For no discernable reason
I am going to hit you
With my car
Like this
For no discernable reason
I am going to hit you
With my car
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I am having
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
Reposted by Action Hoe
I have written the skeets
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have written the skeets
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
His children are out of town and he is sad about it
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
His children are out of town and he is sad about it
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad.
I burned the turkey because I was in the bathroom and I have to go to the store and get a new one
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad.