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Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
Divorced single mom, 3 kids, liberal living in a very red Florida county, so sanity is tenuous at times.
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
Pinned
Action hoe is my new favorite gardening tool and also my superhero alter ego
I have a really hard time letting go of certain things at work.

I don’t like being agreeable about doing dumb things that make no sense to do but we’re gonna do them anyways because that’s how we’ve always done them.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s really fucking shitty that reaction people are using pictures posted to social media to feed their AI garbage.
It’s gross and invasive.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s giving Tuesday.
If you donate today, donate to smaller nonprofit orgs where your money goes further than it does if you donate to big orgs.

There’s several groups that can give you information on how organizations actually spend too

www.guidestar.org
Nonprofit data for donors, grantmakers, and businesses | GuideStar | Candid
Find and check a charity using Candid's GuideStar. Look up 501(c)(3) status, search 990s, create nonprofit organizations lists, and verify nonprofit information.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I just had a really bad customer service experience. Like I restated my issue multiple times in multiple ways and the supposed support person gave me canned answers for issues that were not my issue and refused to transfer me to a supervisor.
Genuinely making me reconsider my use of a service I’ve
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Very uncertain about this whole “Christmas” thing
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Someone isn’t allowed underfoot in the kitchen while I’m cooking, someone call peta quick
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I keep remembering the last thing my dream boss said about dog sitting for Arron Hernandez.

“The dog was fine. But that guy just wasn’t right in the head”

Such a weird dream
Brains are fucking weird.
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The outside will have to wait for next weekend, but the inside is coming along nicely
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
4 more hours on the busiest driving day of the year on one of the worst stretches of 95 in the country
a cartoon llama with the words bring it on written below it
Alt: a cartoon llama with the words bring it on written below it
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November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Brains are fucking weird.
Someone please explain to me the meaning of the dream I just had wherein I was coordinating a pro wrestling match which needed to take place in a giant portable glass tank and listening to my old boss talk about how he used to dog sit for Aaron Hernandez
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I drove 14 hours today and I have to drive 4 more hours tomorrow and I just want to be home and I hate that my whole weekend was driving instead of putting up Christmas decorations
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
One hour and fifteen minutes left

I’ve decorated the office
I’ve taken out the trash
Now I’m basically just watching the clock
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Omg today is dragging so much

Just let me go home
a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
Alt: a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dragging myself out of bed this morning with the promise to myself that I’m sleeping in tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I need to stop spiraling until I have something concrete to spiral about
alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
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November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am having

A bad morning

And the responses to this post

Were exactly what I needed
If you write your posts

Like this

For no discernable reason

I am going to hit you

With my car
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Action Hoe
I have written the skeets

That were in this format

And which were this day so disgusting to you.

Forgive me

They were hilarious

So brief

So dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
His children are out of town and he is sad about it
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad.
I burned the turkey because I was in the bathroom and I have to go to the store and get a new one
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I am not getting sick.
My allergies are simply worse today in spite of the pollen not being worse.
I do not have chills, the ac at work is just turned up too much.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Reposted by Action Hoe
Why would you ever... Do this? The website I heard about this said "it might seem like a great idea to..." And no. No where in my mind did brine the turkey in a brine shrimp infested Great Salt Lake ever sound great.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by Action Hoe
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Worked thru my lunch again to get that dang report sent up for review and I’m hungry and I have meetings the rest of the day so I guess I’ll just starve
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I sincerely hate the extremely reckless drivers here who go 20+ over the speed limit.

But I might hate the snowbirds who go 5-15 under the speed limit at rush hour. They’re retired, why are they all out peering over their steering wheels at 7 fucking am.
a dog is sticking its head out of the steering wheel of a car with the words trendizisst above it
Alt: a old woman is sticking her head out of the steering wheel of a car
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November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM