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Fury Pops
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Lover of dad jokes, craft cocktails, and pop culture. Probably the coolest guy named “Todd” you know. Recommendations for Seattle cocktail bars accepted.
Thank god Jared Kushner is taking over negotiations with Russia, after the bang up job he did getting lasting peace in the Middle East
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Agreeing to accept marketing emails does not mean I want hourly reminders of your Cyber Monday deals
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I made the appointment. Why do I have to confirm it three times via text???
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Got myself an early Xmas present of this amazing 3-D printed display for my Muppet minifigs.

Michael Gaccione is the artist
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The only reason to have the military in D.C. is to increase tensions and antagonize people to the point they over-react, creating "justification" for increasing crackdowns on innocent people. It's all a con.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
GOP: Our popularity is waning, what can we do?

Hegseth: How about I attack the Boy Scouts?
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cinnamon Pear Gin Gimlets. They go down a little too easily.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m looking so cozy and huggable, I’m afraid to leave the house!
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
FB suspended my account? I’m a Costco dad who likes pics of my friends’ kids?

I don’t even think I posted any political stuff lately???
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whipping up some Cinnamon Pear Simple Syrup for holiday cocktails.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Costco shoppers who back into parking spots. Where are you going to load all of your stuff?
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Perfect product design. Zero notes.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Who wore it better?
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Today's pet peeve, business people who tell you they are "free between X and Y time" but don't tell you what time zone they are in.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This guy will have candy for the kids, but is offering a little something something to the parents as well to ease the burden of Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Glad to hear Jamie Raskin wrote yet another “strongly worded letter”. I’m sure this one will do the trick!
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why kids should get off my lawn!
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is where I meet your mom
October 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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he waits for the whole team of toreodors to take their turns before going in last and finishing with a single stroke
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.
September 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Finished my shelf for my Buffy Pop Figures.

When the first set of Buffy pops came out, I said, “No! I do not need a bunch of stuff cluttering up my place.”

So if you have any OG Buffy pops, I’d be happy to take them off your hands.
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I hope my eulogy begins, "This story has it all! Prostitutes, drugs, infidelity, fast cars, expensive yachts, spurned lovers!"
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM