Popcorn the Elf (Louis, in the French way)
@popcorntheelf.bsky.social
he/him I hand make wooden toys in Seattle, and will be at Pike Place Market in 2025! Disabled. Polyam. Dad. Granddad. Great Grandad. Former Photog. BS Biology, UNCW 2012. Bird is a verb.
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TikTok: @ShackletonAndShanks
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December 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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oh so when rfk jr has a worm in his brain it's "bad" but when dax has a slug in her she's "the most beautiful person i've literally ever seen in my life" and "early queer representation in television"
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
oh so when rfk jr has a worm in his brain it's "bad" but when dax has a slug in her she's "the most beautiful person i've literally ever seen in my life" and "early queer representation in television"
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Well, yeah, they’re ICE for a reason. Because they can’t get employment elsewhere. Because they’re idiots, abusers and perverts.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Well, yeah, they’re ICE for a reason. Because they can’t get employment elsewhere. Because they’re idiots, abusers and perverts.
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here's today's post: "Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed" — it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head."
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Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed
it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head
bit.ly
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
here's today's post: "Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed" — it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head."
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Considering the usual suspects have advised us right into a fascist dictatorship, I'm gonna need them to shut the fuck up forever
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Considering the usual suspects have advised us right into a fascist dictatorship, I'm gonna need them to shut the fuck up forever
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When all is said and done, if we survive, we need to open a “Mainstream Media Hall of Shame” where posts like this will be framed on the wall so nobody forgets how we got here
“Appearing to close his eyes”
MODERN MAINSTREAM JOURNALISM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MODERN MAINSTREAM JOURNALISM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When all is said and done, if we survive, we need to open a “Mainstream Media Hall of Shame” where posts like this will be framed on the wall so nobody forgets how we got here
I’ve invented a new unit of measurement. It’s called the microgajillimeter. It’s an SI unit, of course. #Woodworking
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve invented a new unit of measurement. It’s called the microgajillimeter. It’s an SI unit, of course. #Woodworking
Just sayin’.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just sayin’.
Good morning, @tardiscabinets.bsky.social and Happy Halloween from Seattle, where it’s quarter to seven in the predawn hours, and a balmy 9°C. I hope your day is lovely!
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning, @tardiscabinets.bsky.social and Happy Halloween from Seattle, where it’s quarter to seven in the predawn hours, and a balmy 9°C. I hope your day is lovely!
It’s Market Day! Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s Market Day! Happy Halloween!
Hi, yes, hello.
I’ll be at the Craft Market at Pike Place Market here in Seattle this Monday, 27 October and again on Halloween (COME SEE MY COSTUME!!!) for your holiday gift-giving needs!
#CountdownToChristmas
#HappyHolidays
#PikePlaceMarket
#ShackletonAndShanks
#PopcornTheElf
I’ll be at the Craft Market at Pike Place Market here in Seattle this Monday, 27 October and again on Halloween (COME SEE MY COSTUME!!!) for your holiday gift-giving needs!
#CountdownToChristmas
#HappyHolidays
#PikePlaceMarket
#ShackletonAndShanks
#PopcornTheElf
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Hi, yes, hello.
I’ll be at the Craft Market at Pike Place Market here in Seattle this Monday, 27 October and again on Halloween (COME SEE MY COSTUME!!!) for your holiday gift-giving needs!
#CountdownToChristmas
#HappyHolidays
#PikePlaceMarket
#ShackletonAndShanks
#PopcornTheElf
I’ll be at the Craft Market at Pike Place Market here in Seattle this Monday, 27 October and again on Halloween (COME SEE MY COSTUME!!!) for your holiday gift-giving needs!
#CountdownToChristmas
#HappyHolidays
#PikePlaceMarket
#ShackletonAndShanks
#PopcornTheElf
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Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.
September 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.
72 days until Santa starts his ride!
I’ve got train cars on the bench this morning, a special project (Take II), a Widow, and various and sundry miscellany.
#Woodworking
#WoodenToys
#SantasWorkshop
#SeattleAnnex
#PopcornTheElf
I’ve got train cars on the bench this morning, a special project (Take II), a Widow, and various and sundry miscellany.
#Woodworking
#WoodenToys
#SantasWorkshop
#SeattleAnnex
#PopcornTheElf
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
72 days until Santa starts his ride!
I’ve got train cars on the bench this morning, a special project (Take II), a Widow, and various and sundry miscellany.
#Woodworking
#WoodenToys
#SantasWorkshop
#SeattleAnnex
#PopcornTheElf
I’ve got train cars on the bench this morning, a special project (Take II), a Widow, and various and sundry miscellany.
#Woodworking
#WoodenToys
#SantasWorkshop
#SeattleAnnex
#PopcornTheElf
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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
October 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?
October 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?
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Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
July 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.
Love, Allison
Love, Allison
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Morning Cabeese
July 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Morning Cabeese
I’ve been a little busy the last few days since I’ve returned from visiting family on the East Coast. Tomorrow is my first day back at the market. #Woodworking #WoodenToys #Yoyos #Tops #Gyroscopes #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle
April 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’ve been a little busy the last few days since I’ve returned from visiting family on the East Coast. Tomorrow is my first day back at the market. #Woodworking #WoodenToys #Yoyos #Tops #Gyroscopes #PikePlaceMarket #Seattle
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How it started // how it's going
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How it started // how it's going
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The crazy thing about firing all of these federal employees is that they tend to be underpaid, super hardworking, in it for the right reasons, idealistic people who could’ve worked in industry or pharma and made way more money but they truly believed in the mission and the good they were doing.
April 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The crazy thing about firing all of these federal employees is that they tend to be underpaid, super hardworking, in it for the right reasons, idealistic people who could’ve worked in industry or pharma and made way more money but they truly believed in the mission and the good they were doing.
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Thurmond was the same age as Booker when he set the record Senator Cory Booker just broke.
Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours.
Incredible.
Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours.
Incredible.
April 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thurmond was the same age as Booker when he set the record Senator Cory Booker just broke.
Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours.
Incredible.
Thurmond was afforded a bathroom break and read from the encyclopedia. Booker held the floor the entire time and delivered a consistent, cogent speech for more than 24 hours.
Incredible.
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Tonight I wrapped my arms around my 9yo & we watched @booker.senate.gov break Strom Thurmond's record. I told her what Thurmond's filibuster was against. We talked a bit about why Sen. Booker was protesting. When he passed 24h18m she kissed my cheek & I felt hope. For her. For us. Thank you Senator
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tonight I wrapped my arms around my 9yo & we watched @booker.senate.gov break Strom Thurmond's record. I told her what Thurmond's filibuster was against. We talked a bit about why Sen. Booker was protesting. When he passed 24h18m she kissed my cheek & I felt hope. For her. For us. Thank you Senator