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your quarterback is gonna make it to the super bowl, mr. mcdermott, he’s gonna die within sight of it
dude josh allen is going to die for this football team to lose in the AFC championship game
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
your quarterback is gonna make it to the super bowl, mr. mcdermott, he’s gonna die within sight of it
Literally just looked at my phone for the first time in 5 hours and: what?
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Literally just looked at my phone for the first time in 5 hours and: what?
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
Love that we kiln bat wood into “blonde charcoal” and that’s fine, apparently.
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Love that we kiln bat wood into “blonde charcoal” and that’s fine, apparently.
If I were going to choose a time for my living room tv to die and refuse to turn on, I gotta be honest: would not have picked 7:15 pm tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If I were going to choose a time for my living room tv to die and refuse to turn on, I gotta be honest: would not have picked 7:15 pm tonight.
Terrible plate discipline, inexplicably forgetting how defense works. The calendar meme but it’s 2006 again.
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Terrible plate discipline, inexplicably forgetting how defense works. The calendar meme but it’s 2006 again.
This would be both the funniest and dumbest outcome.
September 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This would be both the funniest and dumbest outcome.
the more things change
August 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the more things change
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we still dont understand how the human brain works…but its probably just doing linear algebra to guess the next word whenever we talk. Its probably not any more complicated than that
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we still dont understand how the human brain works…but its probably just doing linear algebra to guess the next word whenever we talk. Its probably not any more complicated than that
You know what I used to hate? Knowing on any given day if it was supposed to rain. So glad we fixed that.
June 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You know what I used to hate? Knowing on any given day if it was supposed to rain. So glad we fixed that.
I wonder if you can still buy those My Governor Is An Idiot signs.
April 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wonder if you can still buy those My Governor Is An Idiot signs.
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When you just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever
April 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When you just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever
Everybody riffing on this definitely understands what liquor is made from and where it grows.
March 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Everybody riffing on this definitely understands what liquor is made from and where it grows.
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This could be a boon for brands like Mackenzie's Whisky, Josermeister, Old Manitoban, Mounted Bourbon, Pappy van Edmonton, Captain Scotch, Blended Saskatchewan, Malt, and of course Gord's Gin.
More Canadian alcohol to be sold at a store near you | CBC News
Ottawa has reached a deal with the majority of provinces to allow Canadian booze to flow more freely across the country just as U.S. liquor is pulled from their store shelves.
www.cbc.ca
March 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This could be a boon for brands like Mackenzie's Whisky, Josermeister, Old Manitoban, Mounted Bourbon, Pappy van Edmonton, Captain Scotch, Blended Saskatchewan, Malt, and of course Gord's Gin.
Minimalism is an overdone trend to be sure but my first impression here is that I like this scorebug and hope to see it more next year.
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Minimalism is an overdone trend to be sure but my first impression here is that I like this scorebug and hope to see it more next year.
It says no AaronS. We’re allowed to have one.
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It says no AaronS. We’re allowed to have one.
Wearing shorts outside on the warmest Election Day in the last century. Score one for the “we’re fucked either way” doomers, honestly.
November 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Wearing shorts outside on the warmest Election Day in the last century. Score one for the “we’re fucked either way” doomers, honestly.