Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
· Nov 30
i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
if china takes taiwan, NVDA loses its supply chain and the bubble pops. nice going jackass
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
if china takes taiwan, NVDA loses its supply chain and the bubble pops. nice going jackass
i smell like balls
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i smell like balls
the serving size of most foods should be 0 because that shit is disgusting
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the serving size of most foods should be 0 because that shit is disgusting
hi can I give you 1 million dollars for no reason
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
hi can I give you 1 million dollars for no reason
i have consumed too much caffeine and now i look like this
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
i have consumed too much caffeine and now i look like this
need more friends who stare at their phones constantly lmao that's so fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
need more friends who stare at their phones constantly lmao that's so fun
karaoke sounds like shit
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
karaoke sounds like shit
would you like to share a room with the fart man for $700
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
would you like to share a room with the fart man for $700
i love hell and death and 1 dimensional cock textures
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i love hell and death and 1 dimensional cock textures
thinking again about the first monkeys who walked around like assholes
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
thinking again about the first monkeys who walked around like assholes
the actual poop bus
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the actual poop bus
reading about psychopath personality disorder from the internet and its just describing the us press secretary
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
reading about psychopath personality disorder from the internet and its just describing the us press secretary
my favorite hobby is screaming and dying and shitting
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my favorite hobby is screaming and dying and shitting
the united state of americans
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the united state of americans
damn. really
Trump: "We have more jobs -- it was just announced -- right now than in the history of our country."
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
damn. really
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entering a black hole
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
entering a black hole
Hi Jon, Unfortunately, I'm going to have to disappoint you. We don't have any plans right now to support Linux. Maarten (FabFilter) — May 15, 2025
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hi Jon, Unfortunately, I'm going to have to disappoint you. We don't have any plans right now to support Linux. Maarten (FabFilter) — May 15, 2025
welcome to small bongis land. congradulagis on your bongis
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
welcome to small bongis land. congradulagis on your bongis
jokes on you bitch i have $0
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
jokes on you bitch i have $0
open the device. witness suffering and chaos and obliteration. fart and shit and say "oh fuck" and fart more. close the device.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
open the device. witness suffering and chaos and obliteration. fart and shit and say "oh fuck" and fart more. close the device.
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once ai becomes sufficiently realistic it will stop having sex with white people
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
once ai becomes sufficiently realistic it will stop having sex with white people
when i was 15 i was not allowed to burp directly in my grandma's face she used to get so mad
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
when i was 15 i was not allowed to burp directly in my grandma's face she used to get so mad
starting a youtube called mr. butthole
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
starting a youtube called mr. butthole