Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
· Nov 30
i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
my favorite episode of Jordan Peterson is "Ben Stiller versus Kermit the frog"
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
my favorite episode of Jordan Peterson is "Ben Stiller versus Kermit the frog"
if you smash two random swear words together, it already exists and its some type of sex thing
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
if you smash two random swear words together, it already exists and its some type of sex thing
training an ai to say "you're right im sorry lol" a hundred times in the same way that i usually have to do it
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
training an ai to say "you're right im sorry lol" a hundred times in the same way that i usually have to do it
someone yelled at me for ordering an americano
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
someone yelled at me for ordering an americano
surprising at the number of people who die while taking a shit. makes you wonder
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
surprising at the number of people who die while taking a shit. makes you wonder
if your phone service provider disables wifi tethering, the secret password is "adb shell settings put global tether_dun_required 0"
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
if your phone service provider disables wifi tethering, the secret password is "adb shell settings put global tether_dun_required 0"
if you wash your dishes with body wash, you will drink soap and your mouth will get weird for an hour
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
if you wash your dishes with body wash, you will drink soap and your mouth will get weird for an hour
I need to eat a vegetable
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I need to eat a vegetable
if I was insane I could just throw my shit and piss out the window and I wouldn't even care
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
if I was insane I could just throw my shit and piss out the window and I wouldn't even care
you can't do anything while the power is out. you're basically fucked
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
you can't do anything while the power is out. you're basically fucked
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
captain irregular
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
captain irregular
hello and congratulations on [pooped your pants]
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
hello and congratulations on [pooped your pants]
oh no your favorite web browser is "evolving"
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
oh no your favorite web browser is "evolving"
due to mastodon user @[email protected] i am hereby selling pictures of my butthole for $40
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
due to mastodon user @[email protected] i am hereby selling pictures of my butthole for $40
i ate a lot of rice without cooking it and now i can't take a shit
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i ate a lot of rice without cooking it and now i can't take a shit
armies of the confused
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
armies of the confused
i advocate for the abolition of all timezones and the adoption of UTC for all use cases
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i advocate for the abolition of all timezones and the adoption of UTC for all use cases
you wanna buy some crackers, calvin?
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
you wanna buy some crackers, calvin?
please do not come pick me up in your chinese helicopter
December 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
please do not come pick me up in your chinese helicopter
if she keeps losing then she can run as many times as she wants that's an interesting rule about democracy
All signs point to the former vice president preparing to enter the 2028 presidential race.
Harris Lays Groundwork for 2028 Run With Damning New Message
The former vice president has crafted a new message as she lays the groundwork for another shot at the White House.
trib.al
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
if she keeps losing then she can run as many times as she wants that's an interesting rule about democracy
i get my news from youtube video titles i don't even need to click on them
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
i get my news from youtube video titles i don't even need to click on them
you get a snake you can name him sneggis
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
you get a snake you can name him sneggis