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Your lipstick,
his collar
Don't bother, angel
𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓃
his collar
Don't bother, angel
𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓃
January 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Your lipstick,
his collar
Don't bother, angel
𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓃
his collar
Don't bother, angel
𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝓃
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wonder how the “our ICE contract was only $200,000” githubbers feel these days
June 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wonder how the “our ICE contract was only $200,000” githubbers feel these days
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tired: moflin
wired: cunty Korn santa
wired: cunty Korn santa
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tired: moflin
wired: cunty Korn santa
wired: cunty Korn santa
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all i’m asking for is a third ai winter 🥺
July 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
all i’m asking for is a third ai winter 🥺
something that i assume will happen in purgatory is that i’ll be confronted with every restaurant and bar receipt i ever signed where i computed the intended total with tip wrong
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
something that i assume will happen in purgatory is that i’ll be confronted with every restaurant and bar receipt i ever signed where i computed the intended total with tip wrong
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I literally had to see what this was replying to confirm it wasn't a real 90s ad
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I literally had to see what this was replying to confirm it wasn't a real 90s ad
my friend barrett who is unfortunately—i imagine, for him—and wonderfully—without doubt, for the rest of us—an incredible mind has had a piece published whitewallreview.com/cat-in-a-bath
Cat in a Bath – White Wall Review
whitewallreview.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
my friend barrett who is unfortunately—i imagine, for him—and wonderfully—without doubt, for the rest of us—an incredible mind has had a piece published whitewallreview.com/cat-in-a-bath
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In the festive meal one is required to eat a minimal amount of side dishes and each dish must be made by a separate household. It is asked if one is required to eat a Midwest Salad. And the sages answer, in all lands a salad is a mixture of vegetables, in the Midwest it is a mixture of any food.
Wire nut purists about to be INSUFFERABLE for a while
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wire nut purists about to be INSUFFERABLE for a while
[ROMAN TV AD COMES ON VERY LOUD]
Hi, it's Vince with caltrop—you're gonna be stopping their horses from charging with caltrop
Hi, it's Vince with caltrop—you're gonna be stopping their horses from charging with caltrop
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
[ROMAN TV AD COMES ON VERY LOUD]
Hi, it's Vince with caltrop—you're gonna be stopping their horses from charging with caltrop
Hi, it's Vince with caltrop—you're gonna be stopping their horses from charging with caltrop
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i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once more, for old times’ sake
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Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
I’m sorry but you still don’t know enough about Curtis Sliwa
docs.google.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Was honored to help @chana.bsky.social edit this deep dive compilation of Curtis Sliwa lore gathered over weeks. There is so much jaw-dropping material, we simply could not bear to make it shorter than 76 slides.
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hellgatenyc.com/three-ballot... thanks for making an effort to find the aggrieved pro-paper map people Hell Gate
Low-key want to hear out the "keep the paper maps don't digitize them" side for ballot proposal 5
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
hellgatenyc.com/three-ballot... thanks for making an effort to find the aggrieved pro-paper map people Hell Gate
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Touting your accomplishments despite not having fulfilled the spirit or letter of the tasks assigned to you is a shockingly good simulation of a new Stanford CS grad so I'll give them that
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Touting your accomplishments despite not having fulfilled the spirit or letter of the tasks assigned to you is a shockingly good simulation of a new Stanford CS grad so I'll give them that
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imagine candles, but scary! my new collection is out now on bugsrock.online/shop
learn about these creepy waxy things in the latest bug report 😱
learn about these creepy waxy things in the latest bug report 😱
bugs rock | candles, but scary! out now
candles & wares by jenn schiffer
bugsrock.online
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
imagine candles, but scary! my new collection is out now on bugsrock.online/shop
learn about these creepy waxy things in the latest bug report 😱
learn about these creepy waxy things in the latest bug report 😱
you’re telling me there used to be an AIRLINE that would fly you straight to TRANS WORLD???
October 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you’re telling me there used to be an AIRLINE that would fly you straight to TRANS WORLD???
bring back the web counter! toys.philcalvin.com/counter/bsky...
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
bring back the web counter! toys.philcalvin.com/counter/bsky...
i don't understand how there's such a diverse mix of films i saw growing up and people i know didn't, and yet every single person i know remembers the laser slicing scene from RESIDENT EVIL (2002)
October 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i don't understand how there's such a diverse mix of films i saw growing up and people i know didn't, and yet every single person i know remembers the laser slicing scene from RESIDENT EVIL (2002)
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Note: Federal agents appear to be in a hospital here.
In 2011, ICE made it internal policy* to discourage operations in hospitals, schools and churches.
Trump rescinded it.
There are at least four lawsuits filed by dozens of faith groups trying to change that. religionnews.com/2025/07/28/f...
In 2011, ICE made it internal policy* to discourage operations in hospitals, schools and churches.
Trump rescinded it.
There are at least four lawsuits filed by dozens of faith groups trying to change that. religionnews.com/2025/07/28/f...
October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Note: Federal agents appear to be in a hospital here.
In 2011, ICE made it internal policy* to discourage operations in hospitals, schools and churches.
Trump rescinded it.
There are at least four lawsuits filed by dozens of faith groups trying to change that. religionnews.com/2025/07/28/f...
In 2011, ICE made it internal policy* to discourage operations in hospitals, schools and churches.
Trump rescinded it.
There are at least four lawsuits filed by dozens of faith groups trying to change that. religionnews.com/2025/07/28/f...
really wondering how far i can push the linkedin sales thinkpiece slop. “Sub Drop and What BDSM Aftercare Can Teach Us About Post-Onboarding Customer Relationship Management”
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
really wondering how far i can push the linkedin sales thinkpiece slop. “Sub Drop and What BDSM Aftercare Can Teach Us About Post-Onboarding Customer Relationship Management”