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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
And finally, a warlock.
Curiously, the name Foxinsocks was also available, but I liked the double X.
Curiously, the name Foxinsocks was also available, but I liked the double X.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And finally, a warlock.
Curiously, the name Foxinsocks was also available, but I liked the double X.
Curiously, the name Foxinsocks was also available, but I liked the double X.
I created a time-running mage.
I can't believe this name wasn't taken.
This is not an endorsement of JKR.
I can't believe this name wasn't taken.
This is not an endorsement of JKR.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I created a time-running mage.
I can't believe this name wasn't taken.
This is not an endorsement of JKR.
I can't believe this name wasn't taken.
This is not an endorsement of JKR.
I went full foxception in the World of Warcraft Time Running event. I created a foxy Vulperan (fox) hunter named Foxhuntress. She's dressed in a fox fursuit, and riding on a pink fox. Her two hunter pets are both foxes named Todd and Vixen.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I went full foxception in the World of Warcraft Time Running event. I created a foxy Vulperan (fox) hunter named Foxhuntress. She's dressed in a fox fursuit, and riding on a pink fox. Her two hunter pets are both foxes named Todd and Vixen.
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Day 1. This was nice! I'd classify this as "crisp."
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Day 1. This was nice! I'd classify this as "crisp."
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
I like Red Leicester cheese anyway, but I admit that I bought this one because of the cool label.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I like Red Leicester cheese anyway, but I admit that I bought this one because of the cool label.
One of the signs of good satire is when it is hard to differentiate it from fact.
Also, I suspect that we might be seeing the results of magazines using AI to help with their research for articles.
Also, I suspect that we might be seeing the results of magazines using AI to help with their research for articles.
Time magazine quotes Canadian satirical website The Beaverton
A recent Time magazine article used a quote from Canadian satire site, the Beaverton, as a fact in reference to U.S. relationships with other countries.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One of the signs of good satire is when it is hard to differentiate it from fact.
Also, I suspect that we might be seeing the results of magazines using AI to help with their research for articles.
Also, I suspect that we might be seeing the results of magazines using AI to help with their research for articles.
At this point, why even bother to waste the time and money on federal trials and convictions?
Trump Frees Fraudster Just Days Into Seven-Year Prison Sentence
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
At this point, why even bother to waste the time and money on federal trials and convictions?
Look what showed up yesterday. I was planning to take this in to the office to be my work mug if they're renewed my contract. But they didn't. Oh well, it's a sharp-looking little mug for home use too.
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Look what showed up yesterday. I was planning to take this in to the office to be my work mug if they're renewed my contract. But they didn't. Oh well, it's a sharp-looking little mug for home use too.
Of course they booed her; she wasn't supposed to make a deal.
This was never about a pipeline that is likely never going to be built anyway. This was meant to be a wedge issue that the maple MAGA folks in the UCP could use to stir up anger and dissent.
This was never about a pipeline that is likely never going to be built anyway. This was meant to be a wedge issue that the maple MAGA folks in the UCP could use to stir up anger and dissent.
Smith booed by delegates at UCP convention after signing energy deal with Ottawa
Party membership to vote this weekend on non-binding policy proposals such as reintroducing coal-fired electricity
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Of course they booed her; she wasn't supposed to make a deal.
This was never about a pipeline that is likely never going to be built anyway. This was meant to be a wedge issue that the maple MAGA folks in the UCP could use to stir up anger and dissent.
This was never about a pipeline that is likely never going to be built anyway. This was meant to be a wedge issue that the maple MAGA folks in the UCP could use to stir up anger and dissent.
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Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
HAMILTON, ON - Local residents this morning report driving past an excitingly long lineup and assuming it was for a blowout Black Friday sale, before realizing that it was just a regular queue for a b...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Huge Black Friday lineup turns out to just be for Food Bank
It's not the most photogenic thing I've ever made, but this was my attempt at a vegan take on Thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's not the most photogenic thing I've ever made, but this was my attempt at a vegan take on Thanksgiving dinner.
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
It is a cold and grey November day. A featureless sky delivers sporadic flurries that eddy on the front street, dancing and pirouetting like ephemeral marionettes compelled by the invisible strings of the chill wind.
Days like these are why they invented hot tea. #Winnipeg
Days like these are why they invented hot tea. #Winnipeg
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It is a cold and grey November day. A featureless sky delivers sporadic flurries that eddy on the front street, dancing and pirouetting like ephemeral marionettes compelled by the invisible strings of the chill wind.
Days like these are why they invented hot tea. #Winnipeg
Days like these are why they invented hot tea. #Winnipeg
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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
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New Conservative Campaign Manager excited to bring fresh, moderate ideas that Poilievre will ignore (Podcast)
New Conservative Campaign Manager excited to bring fresh, moderate ideas that Poilievre will ignore
“I can’t wait to lay out a series of pragmatic proposals that people will respond to, and see Pierre ignore them in favour of an ‘owning the libs’ game plan yet again.” Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKa...
thebeaverton.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
New Conservative Campaign Manager excited to bring fresh, moderate ideas that Poilievre will ignore (Podcast)
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Wow, this comes as a surprise to nobody. You can almost hear Putin scratching items off a list every time trump takes another step in dismantling the the US.
Leaked recordings prove Putin is making Trump his puppet
The Witkoff tape reveals how much the game has changed - US diplomacy now appears to centre around flattering and stroking the ego of Donald Trump
inews.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wow, this comes as a surprise to nobody. You can almost hear Putin scratching items off a list every time trump takes another step in dismantling the the US.
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The app for my ancient Pebble watch stopped working a couple of years ago after an Android update killed it. I heard that there was a new version out, though, so I installed it today.
I fired it up, synced the watch, and I'm back in business.
There was even a firmware update for the watch.
I fired it up, synced the watch, and I'm back in business.
There was even a firmware update for the watch.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The app for my ancient Pebble watch stopped working a couple of years ago after an Android update killed it. I heard that there was a new version out, though, so I installed it today.
I fired it up, synced the watch, and I'm back in business.
There was even a firmware update for the watch.
I fired it up, synced the watch, and I'm back in business.
There was even a firmware update for the watch.