✨ Plain 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓽𝔂 Garak ✨
@plainsluttygarak.bsky.social
Appointments are as 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 as I am.
NFSW 🔞 Star Trek RP
NFSW 🔞 Star Trek RP
Would you eat 𝒎𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒅 if I were gone for 78 hours?
February 12, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Would you eat 𝒎𝒚 𝒓𝒐𝒅 if I were gone for 78 hours?
Garak: Glad to see you are on time. Thank you for stopping by. Please, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 into my 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆.
Bashir: ...Come again??
Garak: Certainly.
Bashir: ...Come again??
Garak: Certainly.
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Garak: Glad to see you are on time. Thank you for stopping by. Please, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 into my 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆.
Bashir: ...Come again??
Garak: Certainly.
Bashir: ...Come again??
Garak: Certainly.
Starfleet's obsession with me proves one thing: I'm so captivating, I even 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒏.
Thankfully, I can handle 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.
Thankfully, I can handle 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Starfleet's obsession with me proves one thing: I'm so captivating, I even 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒏.
Thankfully, I can handle 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.
Thankfully, I can handle 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩.
You may be familiar with the Vulcan neck pinch, but are you familiar with the 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱?
February 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
You may be familiar with the Vulcan neck pinch, but are you familiar with the 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱?
This could explain why I have been launched into 𝓤𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓼 on more than one occasion. As well as many other *ahem* 𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔.
when should you launch a probe instead of a person
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This could explain why I have been launched into 𝓤𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓾𝓼 on more than one occasion. As well as many other *ahem* 𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔.
Dear Doctor Bashir, the replimat doesn't have what I want for dinner. However, I think you have exactly what I need. So if you would kindly visit my quarters tonight, 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅.
Oh, and 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜.
Oh, and 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜.
February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dear Doctor Bashir, the replimat doesn't have what I want for dinner. However, I think you have exactly what I need. So if you would kindly visit my quarters tonight, 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅.
Oh, and 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜.
Oh, and 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜.
*whispering*
I see you've brought what I asked for. Very good. However, before we begin, are you sure you 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 alone? ...What a pity. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥.
I see you've brought what I asked for. Very good. However, before we begin, are you sure you 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 alone? ...What a pity. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
*whispering*
I see you've brought what I asked for. Very good. However, before we begin, are you sure you 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 alone? ...What a pity. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥.
I see you've brought what I asked for. Very good. However, before we begin, are you sure you 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 alone? ...What a pity. 𝔹𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥.
Why yes, my experience with the Obsidian Order was VERY informative. For example: Anything I set my mind to is now 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆.
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Why yes, my experience with the Obsidian Order was VERY informative. For example: Anything I set my mind to is now 𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆.
Are your garments 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 at the seams? 𝑺𝒐 𝒂𝒎 𝑰.
February 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Are your garments 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 at the seams? 𝑺𝒐 𝒂𝒎 𝑰.
Oh yes, Doctor. I've looked 𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓶... And I've 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 to the conclusion that 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 are satisfactory.
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Oh yes, Doctor. I've looked 𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓸𝓶... And I've 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 to the conclusion that 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 are satisfactory.
This is perhaps the only time I will refrain from recommending eating carpet.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This is perhaps the only time I will refrain from recommending eating carpet.
You must read between the lines, good Doctor. Tell me, what do you see 𝑩𝑬𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑫 the fishnet under garments? Hmm?
January 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
You must read between the lines, good Doctor. Tell me, what do you see 𝑩𝑬𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑫 the fishnet under garments? Hmm?
Oh, you want something that lifts 𝘈𝘕𝘋 separates?
I'll be by your quarters later this evening, then.
I'll be by your quarters later this evening, then.
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Oh, you want something that lifts 𝘈𝘕𝘋 separates?
I'll be by your quarters later this evening, then.
I'll be by your quarters later this evening, then.
You are what you wear... and that is precisely why I am presently nude.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You are what you wear... and that is precisely why I am presently nude.
You said it. Not me, 𝑴𝒓. 𝑯𝒐𝒕 𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔. *winks*
THE REPLICATORS ARE PUNTING PIPING HOT PANCAKES PERILOUSLY ACROSS THE PROMENADE
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You said it. Not me, 𝑴𝒓. 𝑯𝒐𝒕 𝑷𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔. *winks*
You are more foolish than I already thought you were if you don't think I know standard 𝙙𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 procedure.
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
You are more foolish than I already thought you were if you don't think I know standard 𝙙𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 procedure.
My 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 is always set to 𝕊𝕋𝕌ℕℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾. ✨
January 26, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My 𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 is always set to 𝕊𝕋𝕌ℕℕ𝕀ℕ𝔾. ✨
Would I shoot a man in his back? Not exactly. Preferably 𝑶𝑵 his back.
It's the safest way, isn't it?
It's the safest way, isn't it?
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Would I shoot a man in his back? Not exactly. Preferably 𝑶𝑵 his back.
It's the safest way, isn't it?
It's the safest way, isn't it?
Everyone has been asking, "Who here can cheer Bashir up if O'Brien leaves?"
I believe that's where I 𝓬𝓾𝓶 in.
I believe that's where I 𝓬𝓾𝓶 in.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Everyone has been asking, "Who here can cheer Bashir up if O'Brien leaves?"
I believe that's where I 𝓬𝓾𝓶 in.
I believe that's where I 𝓬𝓾𝓶 in.