Annoyed O’Brien
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social
I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!!
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AP News: "In Gaza, some choose their wrecked and damaged houses rather than displacement."
Life for Gazans remains dire. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to my friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
Life for Gazans remains dire. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to my friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AP News: "In Gaza, some choose their wrecked and damaged houses rather than displacement."
Life for Gazans remains dire. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to my friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
Life for Gazans remains dire. They rely on our donations to survive.
Please give to my friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. 🙏
chuffed.org/project/1587...
REVENGE IS MINE
Okay, who had "Guy Fieri 'explodes' (his quad muscle) the day before Thanksgiving" on their bingo list for this week?
...and why will this turn out to be the fault of @annoyedobrien.bsky.social 's latest holosuite "upgrades"?
thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
...and why will this turn out to be the fault of @annoyedobrien.bsky.social 's latest holosuite "upgrades"?
thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
REVENGE IS MINE
That’s right Worf, they covered up their ongoing genocide with as much PROPAGANDA as POSSIBLE, including a bloody LIE disguised as a FAIRYTALE that, unbelievably, some people in the quadrant STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!! “THANKSGIVING”?!! MY BLOODY ARSE
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That’s right Worf, they covered up their ongoing genocide with as much PROPAGANDA as POSSIBLE, including a bloody LIE disguised as a FAIRYTALE that, unbelievably, some people in the quadrant STILL BELIEVE TO THIS VERY DAY!! “THANKSGIVING”?!! MY BLOODY ARSE
THE REPLICATORS ARE BLASTING SMALL BATCH ARTESIAN BLUEBERRY & WALNUT BISCOTTI ACROSS THE PROMENADE
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE BLASTING SMALL BATCH ARTESIAN BLUEBERRY & WALNUT BISCOTTI ACROSS THE PROMENADE
I AM TRAPPED IN A COFFEE JACUZZI OF MY OWN DESIGN
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I AM TRAPPED IN A COFFEE JACUZZI OF MY OWN DESIGN
Listen I am AWARE that the universal translators are ending all translations with vague threats ok? I am WORKING on it, don’t make me go to work on you too!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Listen I am AWARE that the universal translators are ending all translations with vague threats ok? I am WORKING on it, don’t make me go to work on you too!!
THE ONE TIME I WORK NIGHT SHIFT AND SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE SMOORS ON THE EPS CONDUITS???!?!?!
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
THE ONE TIME I WORK NIGHT SHIFT AND SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE SMOORS ON THE EPS CONDUITS???!?!?!
I AM LOCKED IN A FARADAY CAGE
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I AM LOCKED IN A FARADAY CAGE
MY DELICIOUS MUFFINS!! STOLEN from Engineering!! THERE IS A MUFFIN THEIF AMONGST US
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
MY DELICIOUS MUFFINS!! STOLEN from Engineering!! THERE IS A MUFFIN THEIF AMONGST US
Happy Frigay everyone! Today I’m— wait.
Frigay.
No, not Frigay, Frigay.
FRIGAY.
AS IN TOGAY IS FRIGAY!!
No!
I am SAYING that this gay is Frigay!!!!
Gay!!
GAY!!!
GAY GAY GAY!!!
…ok. Clearly there is a single word parsing translator issue here because I am clearly saying gay.
NOT GAY, GAY!
Frigay.
No, not Frigay, Frigay.
FRIGAY.
AS IN TOGAY IS FRIGAY!!
No!
I am SAYING that this gay is Frigay!!!!
Gay!!
GAY!!!
GAY GAY GAY!!!
…ok. Clearly there is a single word parsing translator issue here because I am clearly saying gay.
NOT GAY, GAY!
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy Frigay everyone! Today I’m— wait.
Frigay.
No, not Frigay, Frigay.
FRIGAY.
AS IN TOGAY IS FRIGAY!!
No!
I am SAYING that this gay is Frigay!!!!
Gay!!
GAY!!!
GAY GAY GAY!!!
…ok. Clearly there is a single word parsing translator issue here because I am clearly saying gay.
NOT GAY, GAY!
Frigay.
No, not Frigay, Frigay.
FRIGAY.
AS IN TOGAY IS FRIGAY!!
No!
I am SAYING that this gay is Frigay!!!!
Gay!!
GAY!!!
GAY GAY GAY!!!
…ok. Clearly there is a single word parsing translator issue here because I am clearly saying gay.
NOT GAY, GAY!
EYYYYYYYY whossa say who mixed up the transportah settings and the mafia holoprogram huh? Cause the mafia don’t even exist, capisce? Fuggeddaboudid
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
EYYYYYYYY whossa say who mixed up the transportah settings and the mafia holoprogram huh? Cause the mafia don’t even exist, capisce? Fuggeddaboudid
NO ONE EXPECTS TACTICAL NUDE PARKOUR
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
NO ONE EXPECTS TACTICAL NUDE PARKOUR
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PEPPERMINT MOCHA QUARKA-FRAPPOS ACROSS THE PROMENADE WHILE JINGLE BELLS PLAYS ON A LOOP
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PEPPERMINT MOCHA QUARKA-FRAPPOS ACROSS THE PROMENADE WHILE JINGLE BELLS PLAYS ON A LOOP
For THIS Tactical Friday, which is definitely an official DS9 thing and not something I invented, I’m wearing my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical jorts, tactical fanny pack, tactical tank top, and tactical fingerless gloves.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For THIS Tactical Friday, which is definitely an official DS9 thing and not something I invented, I’m wearing my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical jorts, tactical fanny pack, tactical tank top, and tactical fingerless gloves.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
Ok, time to put on my Halloween costume and—damn garterhose it always snags—wups hit the transporter control panel there—NO—the GUY FIERI holoprogram!!! Activating!!! MERGING WITH MEEEEEEEIIIIEEAAAA—-
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ok, time to put on my Halloween costume and—damn garterhose it always snags—wups hit the transporter control panel there—NO—the GUY FIERI holoprogram!!! Activating!!! MERGING WITH MEEEEEEEIIIIEEAAAA—-
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!