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Tough fibrous baby food
Best astringent roots for baby
Best astringent roots for baby
July 12, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Tough fibrous baby food
Best astringent roots for baby
Best astringent roots for baby
im getting word that there are Several skrillex songs on the oppenheimer soundtrack
July 12, 2023 at 1:10 AM
im getting word that there are Several skrillex songs on the oppenheimer soundtrack
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when my friends are churning out the good posts, i run around my room and stamp my feet in excitement!
July 11, 2023 at 8:59 PM
when my friends are churning out the good posts, i run around my room and stamp my feet in excitement!
the Only thing that can cut Cement is another piece of cement it’s like a Diamond
July 11, 2023 at 7:47 PM
the Only thing that can cut Cement is another piece of cement it’s like a Diamond
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Your 40s are all about experimenting with the types of food you can’t find at the gas station
July 11, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Your 40s are all about experimenting with the types of food you can’t find at the gas station
a lot of Petri dishes don’t even have That many germs in them it’s just the Only thing in there so you notice them more
July 11, 2023 at 7:26 PM
a lot of Petri dishes don’t even have That many germs in them it’s just the Only thing in there so you notice them more
i answer the phone Really quick because normally i’m all Tangled up in the cord , if i Don’t pick up that means i’m Too tangled and i’ll call back Soon
July 10, 2023 at 8:22 PM
i answer the phone Really quick because normally i’m all Tangled up in the cord , if i Don’t pick up that means i’m Too tangled and i’ll call back Soon
tracking my Steps by stepping in mud and then counting the footsteps Backwards at the end of the day
July 10, 2023 at 8:18 PM
tracking my Steps by stepping in mud and then counting the footsteps Backwards at the end of the day
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One large dust pizza, add sand
July 10, 2023 at 5:47 PM
One large dust pizza, add sand
gaining a New perspective on life after my time Stuck to a big glue trap
July 10, 2023 at 3:09 PM
gaining a New perspective on life after my time Stuck to a big glue trap
monday morning , So many emails to reply to , mainly because i was Stuck in a glue trap for most of last week
July 10, 2023 at 3:07 PM
monday morning , So many emails to reply to , mainly because i was Stuck in a glue trap for most of last week
there should be a 1 - 2 minute Break between scenes in a movie so i can Figure out what is happening
July 10, 2023 at 2:18 PM
there should be a 1 - 2 minute Break between scenes in a movie so i can Figure out what is happening
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Flute reeks but ill still play it
July 9, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Flute reeks but ill still play it
lying to the irs and saying i make Way more money that i actually do to Impress them
July 9, 2023 at 7:43 PM
lying to the irs and saying i make Way more money that i actually do to Impress them
forgetting to Drink the beer before Crushing it on my head and it’s So solid i push it Directly through my skull in a Perfect circle shape
July 9, 2023 at 12:55 AM
forgetting to Drink the beer before Crushing it on my head and it’s So solid i push it Directly through my skull in a Perfect circle shape
the Eye of a storm is one of the Safest place you could be , it’s almost Impossible to get swept up by the Storm during one of them
July 9, 2023 at 12:52 AM
the Eye of a storm is one of the Safest place you could be , it’s almost Impossible to get swept up by the Storm during one of them
walking into a Bathroom whispering “ one hand washes the Other “ over and over again like i’m Walking into a big Exam im not prepared for
July 8, 2023 at 7:51 PM
walking into a Bathroom whispering “ one hand washes the Other “ over and over again like i’m Walking into a big Exam im not prepared for
working at a Fragrance company probably Ruins smells for you , they would just remind you of Work
July 8, 2023 at 7:41 PM
working at a Fragrance company probably Ruins smells for you , they would just remind you of Work
i made Cold brew all by myself last night , a Huge blow to the “ I can’t do One single thing “ accusations
July 8, 2023 at 6:40 PM
i made Cold brew all by myself last night , a Huge blow to the “ I can’t do One single thing “ accusations
i couldn’t Pay for my meal but they Let me work it off by Crying and Pleading for mercy
July 8, 2023 at 6:37 PM
i couldn’t Pay for my meal but they Let me work it off by Crying and Pleading for mercy
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Your honor go be ridiculous to someone else
July 8, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Your honor go be ridiculous to someone else
you can use a Teaspoon for almost Anything , it really doesn’t matter , a Soup spoon on the other hand …
July 8, 2023 at 6:35 PM
you can use a Teaspoon for almost Anything , it really doesn’t matter , a Soup spoon on the other hand …
[ raising my hand during lecture , faking an Inquisitive tone , i’ve known the Answer to this for years ]
and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?
and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?
July 8, 2023 at 6:12 PM
[ raising my hand during lecture , faking an Inquisitive tone , i’ve known the Answer to this for years ]
and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?
and this Extra sauce , could you possibly use a piece of Bread to sop it up ? almost like a Sponge ?