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@piratejenne.bsky.social
neonatal/pediatric cardiopulmonary critical care. and more importantly peppers mom
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@piratejenne.bsky.social
· Sep 9
its so fucked up im at work when i have a cat at home who looks like this
its crazy how much better just not spending every work shift in the NICU has made me feel lmao
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 PM
its crazy how much better just not spending every work shift in the NICU has made me feel lmao
we have a live squirrel living under our dishwasher rn and we brought in a pro squirrel expert and he took one look at our situation and started laughing in disbelief. in case you were wondering how the jenneflan household is doing in 2026
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
we have a live squirrel living under our dishwasher rn and we brought in a pro squirrel expert and he took one look at our situation and started laughing in disbelief. in case you were wondering how the jenneflan household is doing in 2026
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i can't explain it but this is what i feel like lately
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
i can't explain it but this is what i feel like lately
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
ive been thinking about quitting my prn job but how can i when its putting up stats like this (note: this is for the entire hospital)
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
ive been thinking about quitting my prn job but how can i when its putting up stats like this (note: this is for the entire hospital)
crazy to start watching the pitt w my wife right as i'm leaving NICU and going back into adult emergency care lmao
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
crazy to start watching the pitt w my wife right as i'm leaving NICU and going back into adult emergency care lmao
i left my big hospital (sort of) earlier this month to work at a small community hospital without a level 4 NICU and guess whos going to have to do a micropremie resuscitation tn anyway 😑
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i left my big hospital (sort of) earlier this month to work at a small community hospital without a level 4 NICU and guess whos going to have to do a micropremie resuscitation tn anyway 😑
the long haul amtrak is full of nice gay people
source: weve been seated with nice gay people at every meal
source: weve been seated with nice gay people at every meal
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the long haul amtrak is full of nice gay people
source: weve been seated with nice gay people at every meal
source: weve been seated with nice gay people at every meal
traveling by train across the entire country with my beautiful wife ama
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
traveling by train across the entire country with my beautiful wife ama
halloweekend + time change + ER rotation on this four night stretch 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
halloweekend + time change + ER rotation on this four night stretch 🫠
we've moved on to putting in applications from the work computer lmao
treasured healthcare worker pastime of looking at other jobs from the work computer
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
we've moved on to putting in applications from the work computer lmao
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pokemon assume bipedal form as they evolve because they seek to emulate christ
October 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
pokemon assume bipedal form as they evolve because they seek to emulate christ
its so fucked up im at work when i have a cat at home who looks like this
September 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
its so fucked up im at work when i have a cat at home who looks like this
working a night shift at my worse hospital and god it feels so good to not be in the nicu. none of my patients are 360 grams
September 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
working a night shift at my worse hospital and god it feels so good to not be in the nicu. none of my patients are 360 grams
its astonishing how many free ugly tshirts you accumulate working in hospitals
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
its astonishing how many free ugly tshirts you accumulate working in hospitals
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the summer I went to Italy and stole someone’s identity ⛵️
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
the summer I went to Italy and stole someone’s identity ⛵️
on a whim we stopped in at our local habitat for humanity ReStore and got some long-needed garden tools we haven't been able to budget for or find on craigslist for like. $15 all together ☀️😊🌿
August 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
on a whim we stopped in at our local habitat for humanity ReStore and got some long-needed garden tools we haven't been able to budget for or find on craigslist for like. $15 all together ☀️😊🌿
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probably the single tweet i think about the most every time i see a movie made after like 2015
August 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
probably the single tweet i think about the most every time i see a movie made after like 2015
the fan art keeps rolling in
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
the fan art keeps rolling in
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My statement on today’s huge win for Prince William County:
August 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My statement on today’s huge win for Prince William County:
admitted to a couple nurse colleagues last night that i had seen saltburn (film) (?) and all any of us could talk about was the two foot long endotracheal tube at the end
July 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
admitted to a couple nurse colleagues last night that i had seen saltburn (film) (?) and all any of us could talk about was the two foot long endotracheal tube at the end
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my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
July 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls
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On This Day:
SHINee released "Lucifer".
SHINee released "Lucifer".
July 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
On This Day:
SHINee released "Lucifer".
SHINee released "Lucifer".
this guy selling us a car is just detailing all the different bugs he's eaten in his life
June 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
this guy selling us a car is just detailing all the different bugs he's eaten in his life
when the movie was ending and she said "i have doubts." the greatest acting in the world could not smuggle your dogshit script past me mr shanley
if john patrick shanley has 100 haters i’m one of them. if john patrick shanley has 10 haters i’m one of them. if john patrick shanley has one hater i’m dead because my beautiful wife, whom i love, has agreed to take up my righteous quest so there are two of us at minimum at any given moment
June 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
when the movie was ending and she said "i have doubts." the greatest acting in the world could not smuggle your dogshit script past me mr shanley