Cat
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a large eejit the size of a small eejit.
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Happy new year most especially to the beleaguered people who had to put this sign on their house
January 1, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Happy new year most especially to the beleaguered people who had to put this sign on their house
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In the new year don’t let me catch you being British
January 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
In the new year don’t let me catch you being British
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The nice Christian woman from church has now been trying to look up what furries are for a number of hours, and I don't know where she's been looking for that information, but she just went "there's safeguarding guidelines for schools on furries" and I regret everything that led me to this moment.
December 29, 2023 at 9:02 PM
The nice Christian woman from church has now been trying to look up what furries are for a number of hours, and I don't know where she's been looking for that information, but she just went "there's safeguarding guidelines for schools on furries" and I regret everything that led me to this moment.
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In 2024 don’t melt my head. Don’t be a header.
December 30, 2023 at 11:04 PM
In 2024 don’t melt my head. Don’t be a header.
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You: “medieval chronicles are so random. They’re all ‘some church tower fell down and then a local lady had quadruplets.’”
Me:
Me:
December 24, 2023 at 6:35 PM
You: “medieval chronicles are so random. They’re all ‘some church tower fell down and then a local lady had quadruplets.’”
Me:
Me:
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So sad and angry to see these last ancient oaks in parts of Killarney NP, unable to regenerate for at least the last half century due to invasive sika deer and goats.
If it continues, when the trees die, the most important of Ireland's last rainforests will die with them.
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If it continues, when the trees die, the most important of Ireland's last rainforests will die with them.
🌍
December 22, 2023 at 7:31 AM
So sad and angry to see these last ancient oaks in parts of Killarney NP, unable to regenerate for at least the last half century due to invasive sika deer and goats.
If it continues, when the trees die, the most important of Ireland's last rainforests will die with them.
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If it continues, when the trees die, the most important of Ireland's last rainforests will die with them.
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*HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY METRIC AND A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE UNIONISING, GARY*
December 21, 2023 at 9:20 PM
*HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD BUT THAT'S A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY METRIC AND A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE UNIONISING, GARY*
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*JIM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T COMMENT ON AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION. BUT ALL I WILL SAY AT THIS POINT IS THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT WHY THAT GRANDMA WAS OUT SO LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN A KNOWN REINDEER FLY ZONE*
December 22, 2023 at 5:15 PM
*JIM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T COMMENT ON AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION. BUT ALL I WILL SAY AT THIS POINT IS THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUESTIONS PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT WHY THAT GRANDMA WAS OUT SO LATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE IN A KNOWN REINDEER FLY ZONE*
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Good sunset tonight, during Evening Prayer the sky lit all the church windows pink and purple, like advent hangings unfurled across the sky.
December 16, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Good sunset tonight, during Evening Prayer the sky lit all the church windows pink and purple, like advent hangings unfurled across the sky.
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Or as a triptych:
December 13, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Or as a triptych:
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No. But unions could.
December 9, 2023 at 9:54 AM
No. But unions could.
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When I turn 65, I should be allowd to boot every landlord I ever paid rent to up the hole and get all my money back like at the end of Spyro 3
November 24, 2023 at 6:55 PM
When I turn 65, I should be allowd to boot every landlord I ever paid rent to up the hole and get all my money back like at the end of Spyro 3
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Ireland will never enter into a socialist federation with Britain *not* for historical reasons or because national self-determination will continue to be important under socialism but because that c. 130 Square km Island sits on top of an actually-existing gateway to Hell, which is real
November 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Ireland will never enter into a socialist federation with Britain *not* for historical reasons or because national self-determination will continue to be important under socialism but because that c. 130 Square km Island sits on top of an actually-existing gateway to Hell, which is real
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Galway shawls were a specific type of heavy-weight shawl worn by Irish women. This illustration is a representation of some of the patterns and styles of galway shawls, surrounded by lyrics from the traditional Irish folk song of the same name. www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
November 28, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Galway shawls were a specific type of heavy-weight shawl worn by Irish women. This illustration is a representation of some of the patterns and styles of galway shawls, surrounded by lyrics from the traditional Irish folk song of the same name. www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
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End the child surveillance state
December 2, 2023 at 10:04 AM
End the child surveillance state
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Apparently one of the reasons women's clothing stopped having pockets was because it was assumed that men would be carrying their valuables, but when I use the hollowed-out carcass of the man I sacrificed under the last blood moon to hold my keys or phone suddenly I'M the bad guy
November 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Apparently one of the reasons women's clothing stopped having pockets was because it was assumed that men would be carrying their valuables, but when I use the hollowed-out carcass of the man I sacrificed under the last blood moon to hold my keys or phone suddenly I'M the bad guy
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THIS CONTAINER IS FOR SOLE USE BY
TRANSGENDER
NO FIRES NO RUBBLE
TRANSGENDER
NO FIRES NO RUBBLE
November 19, 2023 at 1:16 AM
THIS CONTAINER IS FOR SOLE USE BY
TRANSGENDER
NO FIRES NO RUBBLE
TRANSGENDER
NO FIRES NO RUBBLE
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New idea: during the Game Awards every company the title nominated has to have a little counter in the bottom showing how many people their company laid off that year, including contractors
October 30, 2023 at 11:03 PM
New idea: during the Game Awards every company the title nominated has to have a little counter in the bottom showing how many people their company laid off that year, including contractors
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Love it they’re bringing back legacy villains for the final season of the UK
November 13, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Love it they’re bringing back legacy villains for the final season of the UK
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Authors and publishers take note. Something like this should now be a standard statement as part of the publishing details in any book.
November 2, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Authors and publishers take note. Something like this should now be a standard statement as part of the publishing details in any book.
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we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.
The other day I was like “you know something we heard a lot about as kids was acid rain, why don’t we hear about it anymore”
TURNS OUT we fixed it???
TURNS OUT we fixed it???
We! fixed! acid! rain! And we can fix climate change 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
October 25, 2023 at 3:08 PM
we fixed acid rain! we fixed the ozone layer! we beat polio! we’ve rescued scores of species from the brink of extinction! the despair many of us feel about climate change isn’t that it’s too big to fix. it’s that we know it is fixable but we’re being thwarted by greedy ghouls at every turn.
bluesky doing me a solid replacing my "what social media are my fellow nerds who use discord like a lifeline gonna be complaining about the outage on"
November 6, 2023 at 7:05 PM
bluesky doing me a solid replacing my "what social media are my fellow nerds who use discord like a lifeline gonna be complaining about the outage on"
at least with bios i can steal the one i've lovingly crafted over years on social media. can't really do that with first posts.
October 24, 2023 at 7:52 PM
at least with bios i can steal the one i've lovingly crafted over years on social media. can't really do that with first posts.