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These republicans governors sending National Guard troops to DC all of a sudden — so you’re saying Trump caused an explosion in crime?
August 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
These republicans governors sending National Guard troops to DC all of a sudden — so you’re saying Trump caused an explosion in crime?
The world is on fire and the government is out to kill us all and everything is the worst but...
Last night I got my 10,000th like on TikTok from the content I've been shitposting for the last three years, which have also been the very hardest of my whole life.
It's silly but I'm really proud.
Last night I got my 10,000th like on TikTok from the content I've been shitposting for the last three years, which have also been the very hardest of my whole life.
It's silly but I'm really proud.
July 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The world is on fire and the government is out to kill us all and everything is the worst but...
Last night I got my 10,000th like on TikTok from the content I've been shitposting for the last three years, which have also been the very hardest of my whole life.
It's silly but I'm really proud.
Last night I got my 10,000th like on TikTok from the content I've been shitposting for the last three years, which have also been the very hardest of my whole life.
It's silly but I'm really proud.
Just gonna see if I can hit 10k likes on TikTok before the end of the summer for funnies.
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just gonna see if I can hit 10k likes on TikTok before the end of the summer for funnies.
Last night he added, "The things Dad's wife says about me aren't true."
I've never had an inclination towards violence but the way I want to gouge out her eyeballs for the way she mistreats my children...
I've never had an inclination towards violence but the way I want to gouge out her eyeballs for the way she mistreats my children...
One of the horrible effects of living with two narcissists who despise him and make him the scapegoat of their dysfunction is that 9yo (HE'S NINE) Clever Pineapple engages in the most horrifying negative self talk.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
June 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Last night he added, "The things Dad's wife says about me aren't true."
I've never had an inclination towards violence but the way I want to gouge out her eyeballs for the way she mistreats my children...
I've never had an inclination towards violence but the way I want to gouge out her eyeballs for the way she mistreats my children...
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When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction
June 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
When people said Full Bush was in this year, I didn’t think they meant they wanted the US to invade a Middle Eastern nation falsely claiming they had weapons of mass distruction
That feeling when Clever Pineapple announces that Humperdink's wife's younger son told him that his mom said she's leaving Humperdink.
a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a blue wall .
Alt: Sir Patrick Stewart says "Mild shock."
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June 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That feeling when Clever Pineapple announces that Humperdink's wife's younger son told him that his mom said she's leaving Humperdink.
Leaving work to go to court.
Would so much rather stay at work.
If you tell me I can do this, I'll believe you...
Would so much rather stay at work.
If you tell me I can do this, I'll believe you...
June 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Leaving work to go to court.
Would so much rather stay at work.
If you tell me I can do this, I'll believe you...
Would so much rather stay at work.
If you tell me I can do this, I'll believe you...
Actual footage of me at the orthodontist's office this morning sitting in a row with Humperdink and his wife and she starts scratching his back to show off how wonderful their marriage is as if I'm not the one who left him and also know exactly how disappointing he is in bed.
a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
Alt: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
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June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Actual footage of me at the orthodontist's office this morning sitting in a row with Humperdink and his wife and she starts scratching his back to show off how wonderful their marriage is as if I'm not the one who left him and also know exactly how disappointing he is in bed.
I'd much rather go to a protest today and Pride tomorrow but I have Family Court on Monday and I can't risk anything messing with that and the way Humperdinck STILL has that kind of influence over how I spend my own goddamn time enrages me.
So I'll go into work instead.
So I'll go into work instead.
June 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'd much rather go to a protest today and Pride tomorrow but I have Family Court on Monday and I can't risk anything messing with that and the way Humperdinck STILL has that kind of influence over how I spend my own goddamn time enrages me.
So I'll go into work instead.
So I'll go into work instead.
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Trump ICE regime forces are kidnapping former Afghan translators that risked their lives to help the US. The regime in coordination with corrupt judges is entrapping people. When they show up to hearings the corrupt judges dismiss their cases quickly to allow ICE to snatch the victims. #3E #StopICE
June 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have been following Eli McCann for at least five years for all the delightful Mormon adjacent humor and heart but his TikToks showcasing all the things he's aggressively knit for his husband and their dog is by far my favorite thing on the internet right now.
June 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I have been following Eli McCann for at least five years for all the delightful Mormon adjacent humor and heart but his TikToks showcasing all the things he's aggressively knit for his husband and their dog is by far my favorite thing on the internet right now.
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See the difference? 👀
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
See the difference? 👀
A friend who'd recently moved texted me this three years ago.
The time that has transpired since have been the hardest of my life by far... I'm only just starting to dip my toes into life outside of Survival Mode.
And you forget who you even are when that happens...
This. This is who I am.
The time that has transpired since have been the hardest of my life by far... I'm only just starting to dip my toes into life outside of Survival Mode.
And you forget who you even are when that happens...
This. This is who I am.
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A friend who'd recently moved texted me this three years ago.
The time that has transpired since have been the hardest of my life by far... I'm only just starting to dip my toes into life outside of Survival Mode.
And you forget who you even are when that happens...
This. This is who I am.
The time that has transpired since have been the hardest of my life by far... I'm only just starting to dip my toes into life outside of Survival Mode.
And you forget who you even are when that happens...
This. This is who I am.
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We did not have any of this drama when Joe Biden’s clone was president.
June 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We did not have any of this drama when Joe Biden’s clone was president.
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whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing
In May I had the kids more than not.
I felt like a mom again.
And I really really love being a mom.
In June I'll have them 5 days, today was the first.
It's a good month for it because I'll be able to pull as much overtime as I can stand at work...
But damn I'll still miss them so much.
I felt like a mom again.
And I really really love being a mom.
In June I'll have them 5 days, today was the first.
It's a good month for it because I'll be able to pull as much overtime as I can stand at work...
But damn I'll still miss them so much.
June 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In May I had the kids more than not.
I felt like a mom again.
And I really really love being a mom.
In June I'll have them 5 days, today was the first.
It's a good month for it because I'll be able to pull as much overtime as I can stand at work...
But damn I'll still miss them so much.
I felt like a mom again.
And I really really love being a mom.
In June I'll have them 5 days, today was the first.
It's a good month for it because I'll be able to pull as much overtime as I can stand at work...
But damn I'll still miss them so much.
There's a park Clever Pineapple really loves with stadium lighting when it gets dark so we go at the end of the day to enjoy it without crowds and sun.
Me: *notices CP wiggling in a tell tale way* Buddy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
CP: *nods*
Me: Okay Buddy, there's a--
CP: Tree?
Me: NO
Me: *notices CP wiggling in a tell tale way* Buddy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
CP: *nods*
Me: Okay Buddy, there's a--
CP: Tree?
Me: NO
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There's a park Clever Pineapple really loves with stadium lighting when it gets dark so we go at the end of the day to enjoy it without crowds and sun.
Me: *notices CP wiggling in a tell tale way* Buddy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
CP: *nods*
Me: Okay Buddy, there's a--
CP: Tree?
Me: NO
Me: *notices CP wiggling in a tell tale way* Buddy, do you need to go to the bathroom?
CP: *nods*
Me: Okay Buddy, there's a--
CP: Tree?
Me: NO
One of the horrible effects of living with two narcissists who despise him and make him the scapegoat of their dysfunction is that 9yo (HE'S NINE) Clever Pineapple engages in the most horrifying negative self talk.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
May 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
One of the horrible effects of living with two narcissists who despise him and make him the scapegoat of their dysfunction is that 9yo (HE'S NINE) Clever Pineapple engages in the most horrifying negative self talk.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
He BELIEVES he's stupid. And unlovable. And the worst person ever.
It's awful.
This month I've had the kids more than Humperdink between getting extra time just because of the way the orders work out and taking the week after school lets out.
I feel like a mom again.
I don't even feel like a mom most of the time when they're gone.
I just exist.
Mostly I sleep.
I feel like a mom again.
I don't even feel like a mom most of the time when they're gone.
I just exist.
Mostly I sleep.
May 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This month I've had the kids more than Humperdink between getting extra time just because of the way the orders work out and taking the week after school lets out.
I feel like a mom again.
I don't even feel like a mom most of the time when they're gone.
I just exist.
Mostly I sleep.
I feel like a mom again.
I don't even feel like a mom most of the time when they're gone.
I just exist.
Mostly I sleep.
9yo Clever Pineapple asks me to stay with him until he falls asleep.
And almost every single night he reports the most BATSHIT crazy things that Humperdinck's wife says about me to him.
I can't fathom talking to an ADULT like that and she does it to a child.
How broken does someone have to be...?
And almost every single night he reports the most BATSHIT crazy things that Humperdinck's wife says about me to him.
I can't fathom talking to an ADULT like that and she does it to a child.
How broken does someone have to be...?
May 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
9yo Clever Pineapple asks me to stay with him until he falls asleep.
And almost every single night he reports the most BATSHIT crazy things that Humperdinck's wife says about me to him.
I can't fathom talking to an ADULT like that and she does it to a child.
How broken does someone have to be...?
And almost every single night he reports the most BATSHIT crazy things that Humperdinck's wife says about me to him.
I can't fathom talking to an ADULT like that and she does it to a child.
How broken does someone have to be...?
A couple of months ago I reconnected with a friend from college whose friendship was a casualty of my marrying a narcissist and chat with him pretty regularly and telling him the sagas behind different situations from the time we were out of touch is FASCINATING.
I've seen some unhinged shit.
I've seen some unhinged shit.
May 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A couple of months ago I reconnected with a friend from college whose friendship was a casualty of my marrying a narcissist and chat with him pretty regularly and telling him the sagas behind different situations from the time we were out of touch is FASCINATING.
I've seen some unhinged shit.
I've seen some unhinged shit.
That feeling when you want to keep cleaning but the rooms you want to work on are in the front of the house and a young man who clearly isn't well has shown up the past two nights and rang the doorbell and paced in front of the house for half an hour so having the lights on doesn't feel safe.
May 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
That feeling when you want to keep cleaning but the rooms you want to work on are in the front of the house and a young man who clearly isn't well has shown up the past two nights and rang the doorbell and paced in front of the house for half an hour so having the lights on doesn't feel safe.
Nothing like an unwell person hanging out on your porch at 1:20am until the police arrive to get your blood pumping...
I could see he was unwell. It was pacing, talking to himself, no shoes, carrying a change of clothes.
I was loathe to call the police for help but there's no one to call.
I could see he was unwell. It was pacing, talking to himself, no shoes, carrying a change of clothes.
I was loathe to call the police for help but there's no one to call.
May 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Nothing like an unwell person hanging out on your porch at 1:20am until the police arrive to get your blood pumping...
I could see he was unwell. It was pacing, talking to himself, no shoes, carrying a change of clothes.
I was loathe to call the police for help but there's no one to call.
I could see he was unwell. It was pacing, talking to himself, no shoes, carrying a change of clothes.
I was loathe to call the police for help but there's no one to call.
That feeling when you were ready for (this round of) family court to be over MONTHS ago and during lunch break at final trial yesterday you and your lawyer overheard opposing counsel tell your ex that his strategy was to take up the whole day questioning him so the court appointed family therapist
May 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That feeling when you were ready for (this round of) family court to be over MONTHS ago and during lunch break at final trial yesterday you and your lawyer overheard opposing counsel tell your ex that his strategy was to take up the whole day questioning him so the court appointed family therapist