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I used to be a pineapple.
The world is on fire and the government is out to kill us all and everything is the worst but...

Last night I got my 10,000th like on TikTok from the content I've been shitposting for the last three years, which have also been the very hardest of my whole life.

It's silly but I'm really proud.
July 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just gonna see if I can hit 10k likes on TikTok before the end of the summer for funnies.
June 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A friend who'd recently moved texted me this three years ago.

The time that has transpired since have been the hardest of my life by far... I'm only just starting to dip my toes into life outside of Survival Mode.

And you forget who you even are when that happens...

This. This is who I am.
June 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
May 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So having this moment with these specific kids was very tender.

When I told the kids that totality had begun, BHP announced that he'd lost his water bending.

I told them about the lunar eclipse I'd watched with their father and that one year later we had PC with us.

It was a full circle moment.
March 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
February 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Lol wut
January 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
And then I went real badass and divorced the chuckle clown.
January 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I did a thing on Sunday.
September 21, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Show mean picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
July 12, 2023 at 8:15 AM
I mean JUST LOOK
June 29, 2023 at 12:17 PM