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I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago?

-> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately
(Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)
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Phinq @phinq.lol · 15d
Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time
We back at it again with the liminal space
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There's a woman in my office who has just been wandering around for 30+ minutes today asking people if they've seen her chair.

There are a thousand empty chairs she could take.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Bill Clinton urges full transparency on the Epstein files, says the selective release suggests someone is being protected and that he needs no protection, he calls on Trump to order AG Pam Bondi to release all remaining Clinton related materials, including grand jury records & photos. #OpDeathEaters
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay the solstice is over can I have daylight back now?
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just a week away, can you believe it guys? Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Just a week away!
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It goes like this - the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift...
phinq.lol Phinq @phinq.lol · Nov 15
pretty sure this is the beginning of my downfall
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
People are just standing around yapping about nothing. I struggled to find a parking spot this morning.
Theres something weirdly surreal about the week before Christmas where everyone is in the office (before taking the next two weeks off), but the year has already wound down and basically everything has been written off as "a next year project".
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Theres something weirdly surreal about the week before Christmas where everyone is in the office (before taking the next two weeks off), but the year has already wound down and basically everything has been written off as "a next year project".
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dear @bsky.app

I dont follow this person. I dont follow anyone who reposted this post. And I certainly dont have post notifications enabled for any of them.

Why did I get a notification about this?

Are we twitter now?

If you start doing this twitter stuff, I'm leaving.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bruh c'mon theres no way you have 30 years experience. Look at how shitty a job you're doing???
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
is something wrong with notifications?

oh I guess I would have had to have received any to notice
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bro why is today moving at a glacial pace???
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wizz is an app published by French developers "Voodoo". France, notably, also developed the guillotine, which I think is a fitting punishment for any fucking psychopath that thought "an app for kids to connect" was a good idea.
the what app
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unethical life pro tip: management isn't going to read your performance review anyway, so dont even waste your time
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Employees should be able to submit performance reviews for their management team every year.

[Does not meet minimum expectations]
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you can hate it here, you can hate it anywhere
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Big things are happening this week
phinq.lol Phinq @phinq.lol · Jul 5
I'm only like a dozen miracles away from being happy
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What the fuck do you mean Facebook brought back the poke button???
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Truly, if you're not following the CPSC then why are you even on this website?
Check your kid's list for the Flaming Sword of Handsomeus Ronicus.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Hi all, I'm in need of a bit of help so that I can continue to have health insurance, I really hate asking for money for free without giving anything in return so I am doing a marathon on my channel next week to help this!

Starts December 8th, I'll be doing 6 hour streams!
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The week after a holiday is the worst cuz now when I need something from someone at work I have to start messages with "hey how was your holiday" like i dont give a shit at all, please dont tell me about how your uncle Craig tried to fuck the turkey again, Im only messaging you cuz I need something
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
cember
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thanks, "The Economist", very cool.

The CEO of The Economist, Lara Boro, makes about $2,300,000 a year, by the way.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM