Phinq
@phinq.lol
I'm that guy you know. Ya know? From that one place? Like a decade ago?
-> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately
(Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)
-> if you have a Cardigan Corgi and post pics of it, I will follow you immediately
(Pembrokes are 50/50, all other dogs based on vibes)
Ooooh could you grab me some Ş̷̧̡̨͍̫̣̥͎̭̺͓̼͔̫̩̯̰̺͇̳̲̬̫̬͒̓͌̅̓́̚͜ͅͅʞ̷̛̻͍̿̆̏̍͒͂̀̄͐́̐̊̆̋̎͗̐̿̾̿̈́͌̈́́͂̕͠Ɔ̵̛̛͇̫̬͕̞̫̀͒̉̌̏͋̉̈̀͒̋͋̎́͑̃̇͑͛̎̓̂̀́̃̐̽̉́͘̚͠͠͝∀̷̛̛̦̩͉̖̩̪̱̗̉͑̌̀̉̔̀̏̈͗͂́̍̉̃̌̋͗͆͐̀̆̃͐̓̆̉̚͘͘͝N̶̡̢̛͎̙͉̗͍͕̳̹̹̖͔̬͙̩̪͍͈͍̯͖͓̜̟̰͉̮͚̥̙̳͚̲͆̓͌̌͒̎̐̔̽͒̽̐̕͜ͅͅS̵̱̜̖̠͕̘̹̹͓̦̹̾̋̐
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ooooh could you grab me some Ş̷̧̡̨͍̫̣̥͎̭̺͓̼͔̫̩̯̰̺͇̳̲̬̫̬͒̓͌̅̓́̚͜ͅͅʞ̷̛̻͍̿̆̏̍͒͂̀̄͐́̐̊̆̋̎͗̐̿̾̿̈́͌̈́́͂̕͠Ɔ̵̛̛͇̫̬͕̞̫̀͒̉̌̏͋̉̈̀͒̋͋̎́͑̃̇͑͛̎̓̂̀́̃̐̽̉́͘̚͠͠͝∀̷̛̛̦̩͉̖̩̪̱̗̉͑̌̀̉̔̀̏̈͗͂́̍̉̃̌̋͗͆͐̀̆̃͐̓̆̉̚͘͘͝N̶̡̢̛͎̙͉̗͍͕̳̹̹̖͔̬͙̩̪͍͈͍̯͖͓̜̟̰͉̮͚̥̙̳͚̲͆̓͌̌͒̎̐̔̽͒̽̐̕͜ͅͅS̵̱̜̖̠͕̘̹̹͓̦̹̾̋̐
If any non-uscpsc-affiliated, personal bsky accounts want to drop a link to the mechanical keyboard they use for work at [a non-descript agency that may or may not make social media posts about product safety] in the replies that would be so cool of them.
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If any non-uscpsc-affiliated, personal bsky accounts want to drop a link to the mechanical keyboard they use for work at [a non-descript agency that may or may not make social media posts about product safety] in the replies that would be so cool of them.
Omg I didnt realize I was mutuals with sponch bahb
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Omg I didnt realize I was mutuals with sponch bahb
yo I was just talking to Allen and bro couldn't find his keys anywhere. you should probably give them back.
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
yo I was just talking to Allen and bro couldn't find his keys anywhere. you should probably give them back.
okay okay I'm sorry, would you like some of my fries? 🍟
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
okay okay I'm sorry, would you like some of my fries? 🍟
bruh if you just asked nicely I'd share you don't have to steal them what the heck.
this is why nobody likes seagulls
this is why nobody likes seagulls
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
bruh if you just asked nicely I'd share you don't have to steal them what the heck.
this is why nobody likes seagulls
this is why nobody likes seagulls
just as long as you promise not to steal all of my beach snacks
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
just as long as you promise not to steal all of my beach snacks
Its rude to eat your presents before christmas
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Its rude to eat your presents before christmas
She is now just standing in her cubicle...
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
She is now just standing in her cubicle...