Phil
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Phil
@phil.roller.ink
previously named Splatter
Profile picture by @fluffyns.bsky.social
carbon deco, dapple and vdualie main
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Would it be useful?
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Woomy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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NOOOOO FUCK
OH MY GOD PLEASE
3RD KIT SPLATBRELLA PLEASE
INKSTORM, ZIPCASTER MAYBE COOLER PLEASE

#Splatoon3
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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watch them just add fizzbangs to normal turf war
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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FAIL FASTER TO SUCCEED FASTER. YOU GOTTA BE SHIT AT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN BE GOOD AT IT, SO GET THE SHIT PART OUT OF THE WAY
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Hihihi. I'm an FA again. (Well not fully, however I'm back searching around for an eu team as the team project didn't work out
Reposts appreciated :D
Dm spl.parasite on discord for any inquiries :)
#Competitive #Compsplatoon #Splatoon
January 11, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time

This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out!

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January 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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Lego Ninjago lasted longer than the confederacy btw. While you guys worry about “states rights” I’m worried about being bitten by the Great Devourer, ultimately becoming evil and abandoning my green son
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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The gift of prophecy.
January 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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just one more year of pushing AI bro we just need a bit more development to make it useful I swear bro customers really want it we just need some more money to push it bro it's gonna make things so much easier bro our investors will be so happy when it starts making a profit bro please
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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“bsky is boring!”

1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices

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#splatoon #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon
sendou.ink Removes Profile Pronouns, Nobody Notices
Sometime earlier this week the unpopular feature was stealthily removed.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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World 4 Skip ain't claiming any lives today in our Splatoon race with @dg964.bsky.social and @lontr0.bsky.social

#AGDQ2026
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Hey guys could yall reply with a list of different small movement and weapon techs in Splatoon 3? Im gonna either make a series or one big video on them cause a lot of em some dont know even years in #compsplatoon
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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lil chump 💙🐙
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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WE ARE LIVE STARTING NOW UNTIL JAN 12
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COME USE OUR UNPROTECTED HTML
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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If you are getting hand strain problems of any kind while playing, try these Wrist Exercises recommended & drawn by @captainhanyuu.art! I've been using them extensively & it's been a huge help!
(Reposted with allowance, PLEASE follow & support Hanyuu's amazing artwork, they deserve it!)
#Splatoon
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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SPLATOON COMMUNITY!

At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social

The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020

The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST

LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Quick question: Do you think there’d be interest in something like a “Learn Japanese through Splatoon” series? Not sure if I’ll actually do it, but it sounds interesting to me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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A wedding is kinda like a LAN
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Surprise announcement: Doki Doki Literature Club is available NOW on Android and iOS devices as a free download! 💚

The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on.

serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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i fucking love Vocaloid Music
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM