MAGIC BERNIE
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I am going to get absolutely rowdy when Satya Nadella kicks the bucket y'all have no idea. Microslop is not the most evil company but they might be the most intentionally obstructive I have ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I am going to get absolutely rowdy when Satya Nadella kicks the bucket y'all have no idea. Microslop is not the most evil company but they might be the most intentionally obstructive I have ever seen
We got a real master race right here yall
stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
We got a real master race right here yall
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i don’t believe in the sincerity of this for a second but boy do i ever hope we’re trending towards a world where the social pressure is to at least pay this kind of lip service
Losing my shit at Ashley St Clair doing a reverse Naomi Wolf.
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
i don’t believe in the sincerity of this for a second but boy do i ever hope we’re trending towards a world where the social pressure is to at least pay this kind of lip service
Do the agents with Punisher skulls just not know the source material at all?
January 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Do the agents with Punisher skulls just not know the source material at all?
Tom Homan is the kind of ghoul who will end up in Hell if such a place exists, but it's important to remember that Obama hired him as basically the deportation guy. If we have elections again, it's vital to push against institutional Dem bullshit just as hard as against orange turd
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Tom Homan is the kind of ghoul who will end up in Hell if such a place exists, but it's important to remember that Obama hired him as basically the deportation guy. If we have elections again, it's vital to push against institutional Dem bullshit just as hard as against orange turd
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‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
‘get the fuck out of minnesota [or else i swear i’ll have a bunch of minnesotans arrested for protesting you]!’
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If you're not willing to arrest the killer, don't arrest the demonstrators.
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you're not willing to arrest the killer, don't arrest the demonstrators.
If we let out all the nonviolent drug offenders, we would have so many prison cells for ICE agents
January 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If we let out all the nonviolent drug offenders, we would have so many prison cells for ICE agents
I used to feel a sense of peace, or maybe acceptance of limits or something, from not really having faith any more. A world where more and more authority figures by the day make me lament that there is no Hell waiting for them feels very bad.
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I used to feel a sense of peace, or maybe acceptance of limits or something, from not really having faith any more. A world where more and more authority figures by the day make me lament that there is no Hell waiting for them feels very bad.
I'm not going to say anything is definite, but if some god awful domestic abuse comes to light later I would not be surprised. I very much hope my Spidey sense is wrong here
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'm not going to say anything is definite, but if some god awful domestic abuse comes to light later I would not be surprised. I very much hope my Spidey sense is wrong here
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getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
getting into college football is easy because you can base your opinions on the politics of each institution. referring to your school as “ole miss” and naming yourself the rebels is enough to earn my disdain for life
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I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
The amount of dying I would rather do than even momentarily consider Stephen Miller as a sexual creature is almost infinite
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The amount of dying I would rather do than even momentarily consider Stephen Miller as a sexual creature is almost infinite
It sure is not believable
Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It sure is not believable
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IMO the argument is that you can make things into big enough deals that it matters. Khanna found Massey and found survivors and made the Epstein Files the gigantic story it should be. Only then did establishment Dems come along. You can, in fact, make things into big hairy deals if you do it right.
if you want the Senate to do something, Senate Republicans must do something.
People are dunking on this but I'm not really sure what plays Schumer has other than to try to peel off Rs.
People are dunking on this but I'm not really sure what plays Schumer has other than to try to peel off Rs.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
IMO the argument is that you can make things into big enough deals that it matters. Khanna found Massey and found survivors and made the Epstein Files the gigantic story it should be. Only then did establishment Dems come along. You can, in fact, make things into big hairy deals if you do it right.
I have a lot of heavy, important books on my reading list but it's been a decade since the world was in a state where I could read them without spiraling into despair and that doesn't seem to be relenting any time soon
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I have a lot of heavy, important books on my reading list but it's been a decade since the world was in a state where I could read them without spiraling into despair and that doesn't seem to be relenting any time soon
Satya Nadella can slop on my hog
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is now blogging about AI slop
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is now blogging about AI slop
Nadella doesn’t want to argue about AI slop anymore
buff.ly
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Satya Nadella can slop on my hog
There is no pit of Hell deep and unpleasant enough for what HP deserves for their drivers and shitty invasive software
January 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
There is no pit of Hell deep and unpleasant enough for what HP deserves for their drivers and shitty invasive software
Now that I'm declaring myself commissioner of college football I'm reinstating the BCS aside from the fact that you have to win your conference to make the NC game. Will it be Big Ten vs SEC most years? Probably, but I'll break up these shit super corpo conferences next week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Now that I'm declaring myself commissioner of college football I'm reinstating the BCS aside from the fact that you have to win your conference to make the NC game. Will it be Big Ten vs SEC most years? Probably, but I'll break up these shit super corpo conferences next week.
NIL should cover everyone getting an injection of whatever that stuff is that makes orange turd almost lucid for a few days a month
I guess the weekend of the first playoff round, we need to just start dressing and going full impact in practice so we don't come out looking like we're on a day trip from memory care
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
NIL should cover everyone getting an injection of whatever that stuff is that makes orange turd almost lucid for a few days a month
Well hey on the upside, eating our own shit in the second half saved me a month of ESPN Plus subscriptions
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Well hey on the upside, eating our own shit in the second half saved me a month of ESPN Plus subscriptions
There are two wolves inside me and it's:
-we're in the good times right now so appreciate it
-being a sports person sucks and I should switch back to several hours a week of pro wrestling
-we're in the good times right now so appreciate it
-being a sports person sucks and I should switch back to several hours a week of pro wrestling
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
There are two wolves inside me and it's:
-we're in the good times right now so appreciate it
-being a sports person sucks and I should switch back to several hours a week of pro wrestling
-we're in the good times right now so appreciate it
-being a sports person sucks and I should switch back to several hours a week of pro wrestling
If we were just going to not play the second half, I wish someone had told me so I could have taken my horse tranquilizer and gotten a good night's sleep
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 AM
If we were just going to not play the second half, I wish someone had told me so I could have taken my horse tranquilizer and gotten a good night's sleep
That targeting call should get this officiating crew and whoever wrote the targeting rules launched into the fucking Sun
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
That targeting call should get this officiating crew and whoever wrote the targeting rules launched into the fucking Sun