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alice
@peremptorytiger.bsky.social
Writer? and pg student of modern and contemporary lit ⭐️ she/her

https://open.substack.com/pub/bleedbeige
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hello! back here briefly to pin some end-of-year stuff

- poem in Icarus 76.1 (issuu.com/icarustcd/do...)
- poem in Propel's 2025 anthology, originally in Issue Fifteen (www.propelmagazine.co.uk/shop2/p/anth...)

there's a range of really impressive work in each (and a look at Icarus is free!)

xx
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Imagine your documents were marked up for editing with this guy. Terrifying! MS.B.2.25 mss-cat.trin.cam.ac.uk/Manuscript/B...

#marginaliamonday
#medievalsky
February 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
rewatching peep show. remember when accidentally making friends with someone who shows themselves to be a raging fascist felt beyond of the realm of possibility, and how it was funny because it was such a wildly atypical, unfortunate, and therefore quintessentially mark corrigan thing
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
new poem out online with the Oxford Review of Books

felt when I wrote this I'd done something pretty different than my usual, slid into a more prosaic register, which was maybe the result of a little infusion of non-fiction. I liked the experiment! and I love octopuses

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AKATALĒPSIA
ALICE WEATHERLEY - I was stuck to garden stones when you read to me
https://www.the-orb.org/post/akatalēpsia
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i think i should deactivate again for a bit cos i’m realising i’ve not been this overly emotional in like three years and while i have mainly been typing + deleting i feel like i had the right instinct in november deciding that now is not the time for me to have access to the Say Stuff Website
January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist

good morning
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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happy birthday David Berman 🎈
January 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Here u go guys
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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"kill your darlings"? ummmm not sure why i'd do that, theyre literally my darlings lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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I say let them have a crack at it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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I haven't been on X in years.. went into grok's replies. Almost INSTANTLY I see this.

There are THOUSANDS of non-consensual fucking porn images being made of what looks like just scraped instagram photos. This is fucking horrific! What the fuck!!
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against herself.
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i have a feeling the first is actually The Social Network and i just reviewed The Holdovers late
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
ahahahaha what the fuck utb
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
one of my favourites! ever. 'A Display of Mackerel' by Mark Doty 🐟

'Suppose we could iridesce, / like these, and lose ourselves / entirely in the universe / of shimmer –'
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I am so tired
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
love (hate) shartgpt’s new advertising campaign for annoying women in their early 20s
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
big love for the first middlesbrough ‘u wot x’ of the series thank you Faraaz #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
really sorry vinted mate but i do have issues so unless you tell me in the subject line that a) it’s five stars and b) she’s genuflecting at my feet there’s no way in hell i’m opening that little rectangle of death
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
have just realised we'll be entering the year of the horse which whadayaknow is my animal and that means i simply must try my hardest to do really fuckin mega cool transcendental soul-expanding shit this year equivalent to um being born
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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We hear you are cooking pheasant, what a coincidence, We quite like pheasant #caturday #catsofbluesky #persian #blackcat #tabby
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
@ sky stop shaking out all ur magic dandruff u are making a Dreamscape outside my kitchen window when i am supposed to be looking at a word document
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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this is right but it makes me v sad as someone whose pipeline to Online ran via street style websites and random teenage girls posting pictures of their outfits on their blogs - I love looking at pictures of random people wearing nice things! I love posting pictures of myself wearing nice things!
If you're a normal person taking bathroom or makeup selfies bc you feel cute, you should just stop. Return to tradition, share it with your friends on group texts. Any public photo is now fuel for the Porn Machine.

If your career/hobby involves sharing pics of yourself, it just sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM