PeckedByDucks
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Buyside. Occasional UFC referee, pod-on-pod violence division (aging heavyweight class)
They stole Canadian IP? Incredible
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They stole Canadian IP? Incredible
“Maybe the numbers were off but we drew attention to this and started a conversation about it”
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Maybe the numbers were off but we drew attention to this and started a conversation about it”
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
TPUSA’s first act under new management is a partnership with OU to give us the Hawk Tuah girl of fundamentalist Christianity (short may she reign)
Look, there is no way to avoid TPUSA. You can give trolls a C-, B, B+. It won't matter. They can even get an A overall but if you give the feedback the very constructive OU instructor did, you're on the list. The assignment could be 2% of the grade (it might be in that class!). There is no defense.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
TPUSA’s first act under new management is a partnership with OU to give us the Hawk Tuah girl of fundamentalist Christianity (short may she reign)
Salt Bae. There’s a name you mercifully don’t hear much anymore.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Salt Bae. There’s a name you mercifully don’t hear much anymore.
Wearing an “IMG Academy [sport]” t shirt on a non-top 25 program campus. Congrats on broadcasting you’re an overprivileged loser.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wearing an “IMG Academy [sport]” t shirt on a non-top 25 program campus. Congrats on broadcasting you’re an overprivileged loser.
When the @grok queries that require fluffing Elon are coming in fast and furious and you need to pull a 36 hour shift to mechanical Turk them all
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When the @grok queries that require fluffing Elon are coming in fast and furious and you need to pull a 36 hour shift to mechanical Turk them all
Today’s chapter of “incredible tales in revisionist history”
Elon was the first to call him a pedophile. If you follow him closely and understand him deeply he really hates Trump. He was trying to temper this the crazy cabinet with rationality until the ingrate got rid of him. Elon deserves more credit for what he did he was like that Mattis of this admin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Today’s chapter of “incredible tales in revisionist history”
What drives people to share (increasingly unhinged) details of their medical conditions? Your meds mean you have to stay sober, so it’s not that.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What drives people to share (increasingly unhinged) details of their medical conditions? Your meds mean you have to stay sober, so it’s not that.
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
A million GPUs running for a million years couldn’t come up with this plot
In case anyone is like me and your first question is "okay how many people live on this island" the answer is 87,000
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged. n.pr/4puzyhb
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A million GPUs running for a million years couldn’t come up with this plot
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
It’s hard to convince me these aren’t thinly-traded manipulated markets given the price action:
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
This message from the US Catholic bishops marks “the first time in twelve years the [United States Conference of Catholic Bishops] invoked this particularly urgent way of speaking as a body of bishops.”
“The priority of the Lord, as the Prophets remind us, is for those who are most vulnerable: the widow, the orphan, the poor, and the stranger (Zechariah 7:10).” www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
What about the people of bad will? Seems like a notably large constituency that’s being ignored.
“The position of the Catholic Church is clear: Human dignity and national security are not in conflict. Both are possible if people of good will work together. We invite all Catholics and people of good will to reflect on the Special Pastoral Message.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What about the people of bad will? Seems like a notably large constituency that’s being ignored.
The next time Trump talks about running in 2028, Monica Lewinsky has the chance to make the funniest announcement
This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The next time Trump talks about running in 2028, Monica Lewinsky has the chance to make the funniest announcement
Something extra sad about seeing a guy on a weight bench fall into a TikTok hole and never actually do a set. The spiritual opium coming for your gainz. Be careful out there guys.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Something extra sad about seeing a guy on a weight bench fall into a TikTok hole and never actually do a set. The spiritual opium coming for your gainz. Be careful out there guys.
It’s only propaganda interfering in US sovereign matters if it’s $75mm and the admin can’t take a cut, if it’s $75b then it’s a sparkling TikTok
Bessent: "I've read that Ontario is spending up to $75 million on these advertisements and it's propaganda coming across our border to decry the tariffs. The premiere of Ontario seems to have come off the rails a little ... this is interference in US sovereign matters."
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s only propaganda interfering in US sovereign matters if it’s $75mm and the admin can’t take a cut, if it’s $75b then it’s a sparkling TikTok
“Focus on actual risks over online provocations”
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“Focus on actual risks over online provocations”
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
New Mission: Impossible concept just dropped
**looks around nervously, waiting for a Taleb QT**
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
**looks around nervously, waiting for a Taleb QT**
Ladies and gents, we found one
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ladies and gents, we found one
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
We need Andy Ngo to take his journalistic talents to sorority rush at SEC schools next year
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
October 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We need Andy Ngo to take his journalistic talents to sorority rush at SEC schools next year